Kim Delaney Slaw and Order

 

Kim Delaney Slaw and Order

Kim Delaney was a very good actress. She was one of the central characters on the original Law and Order. The show was very successful. There was many spinoffs. Somehow, even though it aired on network television, the show featured nudity, for some reason. Kim was one of the only female officers on the show. Although for the most part, she was treated as an equal, it was still very noticeable that she was a very attractive woman working with mostly men. They all secretly would think naughty thoughts about her.

The men on set concocted a charity fundraiser that was really just a thinly veiled excuse to get Kim completely messy. They set it up so everyone on set would get to donate money to vote for which cast member they wanted to see get covered with mess. The person with the most money and votes would end up getting messed. Kim did not realize that all of the guys were going to be voting for her. It was not going to be close.

All the money was counted and it was time to announce the unlucky winner. Kim wore a pair of tight fitting trousers and blazer combination. When it came time to announce who would be getting messy, she noticed that many of her co-stars were looking her way, snickering and whispering under their breath. She started to feel a bit nervous. When her name was announced and everyone began to celebrate, she puffed her cheeks out and sputtered her lips. She felt very hot and sweaty all of a sudden. She ran her hands through her hair and flipped it back as she was lead over to the hot seat. She sat down and crossed her legs. She looked very tense and uncomfortable. She looked up and grimaced as she saw two of her colleagues approaching carrying a large pot.

In the pot was multi coloured tortellini. Some of it was green, pink and orange. It almost looked purple from a distance. As she looked up, she could see that the tortellini was coming her way. She tried to tuck her head in, but her reaction time was not quick enough. The deluge of heavy pasta and sauce poured down over her head, some sticking to her dark curly hair. More of the sauce washed down her body, all over her pants. Thick sauce and pasta stuck all over her body and face.

As the brought out last week’s tuna casserole, she began to realize where this stuff was coming from. It was coming from catering services. The leftovers from that week’s lunch service was being systematically poured all over her. The tuna casserole smelled horrendous. It was cold and gloppy. There was all matter of stuff in there from bowtie pasta to corn to tuna. She made a disgusted face as the casserole was dumped all over her. Chunks of it rained down upon her, falling everywhere.

She tried to scrunch her body up as much as she could, but it was difficult to avoid that much sloppy mess. Next she would be treated to the remains of the eggplant Parmesan from Tuesday. Kim shrugged her shoulders as everyone cheered and howled in laughter as the actors poured the sloppy mess over her. This was the type of eggplant that had all that clear mushy stuff and seeds in it. Kim would come to know it intimately as she could feel it crawling down the back of her neck, inside her shirt and all over her bra and back. A huge hunk stuck to one side of her head as they made sure to pour some inside her top. She could feel it all over her back and stomach. More oozed down inside the back of her pants.

She then closed her eyes and lowered her chin as her colleagues were handed rotten vegetables to hurl at her. They flew from all directions, exploding as they hit her, splashing all over her. Tomatoes, eggplants etc. were thrown at her along with some rotten eggs. Someone else then dumped a huge bowl filled with rotten salad in a ranch dressing over her head. Her entire body ending up covered in bits of spoiled produce.

The job was finished when everyone joined together to toss containers of expired coleslaw all over Kim. They each got there chance to serve it up to her. Even the other female cast members did not miss their chance to dump coleslaw over her head. Before long, she was dripping in the foul smelling slaw.

She rubbed her hands down her legs and attempted to dislodge some of the lettuce from her hair as she watched everyone else celebrate her messy demise, much to her embarrassment.

Emma Stone fake mess 5

 Emma Stone fake mess 5

Anna Jay and her phat ass

 

Anna Jay and her phat ass

Anna Jay is a very odd individual. She literally gave a promo where she said that she had a fat ass. This was very odd, to say the least. She was super-hot and was very correct about her backside. The strange thing is, the quote made you wonder, how much she thought about her own rear end. She had an incredible body, for sure. She was also a heel so the fans routed against her. Everyone wanted to see her get her just desserts. Little did she know, she was about to get just that.

Anna was embroiled in a long standing, vicious feud where she had tried to embarrass and punish her opponent at every turn. Her opponent was now out for revenge. Anna had attacked her opponent backstage and from behind. It was now time for her to get a taste of her own medicine.

Anna was giving an interview backstage with Renee Young. She was badmouthing her opponent saying how much she was looking forward to humiliating her. She was not aware that her rival was standing right behind her. She tapped Anna on the shoulder and then proceeded to dump a large vat of chocolate pudding over her head. Anna screamed. She stuck her hands out, looking at the pudding. The soft, smooth brown mess plopped onto her hair and wiggled down her face, down her nose. More pudding plopped all over her sexy body. It could be seen stuck all over her.

The lady then kicked Anna in the stomach and levelled her with a DDT. Anna was now face down on the ground. Her opponent now took a bucket of vanilla pudding and proceeded to dump it over Anna’s body. It dumped all over her head, back and all over her famous behind. She could feel it all over her sexy body.

She then rolled over and sat up, still stunned. Her rival then began to pour dark pink gunge all over her. Anna sat on the floor with her legs out in front of her and her knees bent. She looked gobsmacked as her opponent dumped slime all over her. All the while, she taunted Anna,” Humiliate me huh? How do you like this?" Anna was flabbergasted.

Ana’s rival then grabbed a gigantic strawberry and cream pie. She reached back and then thrust forward, levelling Anna with it right in the face. Strawberry puree and whipped cream flew in all directions. Anna’s face dripped with pie. As she attempted to get up, her opponent slammed a second pie straight into her “Fat ass”. The pie smashed against Anna’s bulbous backside, bits of crust and pie filling flew in all directions as the pie bounced off her rear end.

Finally, her rival lifted a gigantic tray of lasagne. She lifted it upwards. As she did this, the tray crumpled and the contents fell wildly all over Anna. Anna looked up in disgust, dripping with mounds of meat, cheese, pasta and sauce. Her opponent smiled and waved as she walked off. Anna growled and shook her head.

 

 

Charlotte Flair messing Alexa Bliss fake mess

 Charlotte Flair messing Alexa Bliss fake mess

Ella Toone red, white and goo

 

Ella Toone red, white and goo

The British Women’s Football team were all put up for a vote. The public were asked to vote for which player they would like to see gunged the most. The ladies were looking forward to it, except for the players who were worried that they would be the one selected to actually get the mess. They all weighed in on who they hoped would get the mess. At one point, the anti was upped with someone saying that the loser should have to also be naked during the gunging. A lot of the players agreed because they did not feel that they would be the one to lose.

The whole team gathered together in their training grounds. There was a gunge tank set up in the middle of them. It would be a showcase for one unlucky player. Everyone was starting to get very nervous as they began to consider the possibility that they might be the one who would end up messy. There was no one who was truly safe, though some of the lesser known players may not have been at the same risk as the more famous ones. They all readied themselves. They crossed their fingers as they awaited the announcement.

The coach would be the one making the announcement. “Well,” the coach said,” I guess we all know why we are here today. Oh yes. Someone is going to get very naked and very, very messy as well. It is time to announce who that unfortunate person is going to be.” Everyone collectively held their breath. The moment of truth had finally arrived. “Here we go. The player with the most votes is…. Ella Toone!” Everyone cheered, except for Ella of course. Her eyes widened and her mouth dropped open wide.

The other players pushed her forward towards the tank. “Sorry Ella, you know what that means.” Ella sputtered her lips and rolled her eyes. Everyone then chanted take it off, take it off. She was forced to slide her jersey off and then to shimmy her shorts off, down her legs. She reached back and removed her sports bra. She used her arm to try to cover her chest as she awkwardly tried to push her underwear down. Everyone whistled and made comments. “Nice ass”, “Take it off” “Woo hoo” She used her other hand to cover her vagina, but was unable to cover her athletic backside. They whistled as she was lead back into the gunge tank. She took her lace inside. The door shut as she looked up. She took a deep breath and braced herself.

The rest of the team gathered around and began to count down. They laughed and waived. “Three…two…one..gunge!!,” they all shouted. Ella raised her shoulders as the coach yanked down on the release lever. Down from above rained red white and blue gunge. The colours of the team and the flag poured down onto her. It was a very patriotic gunging. She shut her eyes as she felt the gunge pour down over her head, covering her pony tail and her face.

The gunge poured down her tanned body. It rolled down her back and chest and then all over her behind and down her legs. She could feel the cold gunge on top of every inch of her naked body. She moved her knees in and out as gunge rolled down between her legs all over. She wiggled around, letting gunge roll over her butt cheeks. Her face was streaked with red, white and blue gunge. Her teammates laughed and cheered. She was more embarrassed than she ever dreamed possible.

Alicia Silverstone fake mess 2

 Alicia Silverstone fake mess 2

Rebecca Gayheart gaked.

 

Rebecca Gayheart gaked.

Rebecca Gayheart was rather well known in the 90’s, but was virtually forgot about after that. She used to appear on a lot things such as the Teen choice awards and the Kids choice awards. She sometimes would appear on cable networks such as Nickelodeon and MTV as a guest on various shows. She was asked to appear on a special Nickelodeon weekend where celebrities would take part in makeshift version of some of the gameshows with real life contestants. Most of the time, celebrities would be paired with the contestants to complete against others.

Rebecca’s partner was going to be the one competing in a challenge. The challenge was to get a number of questions correct which would, in turn stop a huge hour glass from emptying. Said hourglass was positioned over Rebecca’s head. If and when it was to fill empty completely, the contents would fall all over Rebecca, the contents consisting of yellow gak, as it was called. Rebecca joked that her partner better be successful because she was counting on her to save her from the gak. “I am not going to go home covered in that stuff,” she joked.

As the time started, Rebecca began to cheer her partner on. Unfortunately for her, this only distracted her partner. Rebecca did not stop her encouragement. The entire time, she kept shouting, “Go, Come on. You got this. Answer. No! etc.” She could not help herself, but this was not helping her partner at all. It was only distracting her and making her more nervous. Try as they might, it became very clear, relatively quickly that Rebecca was in for it this time. “Come on, come on. No, no, no. What are you doing?,” Rebecca yelled.

As the time ran out, a buzzer sounded. The hourglass turned and the yellow gak began to drop all over Rebecca. She screamed, “Noooo ooooo!,” as it dumped all over her. She squished her face into a funny pained expression as the gak poured down the front of her face, down her nose and forehead and then down the sides of her face, around her cheeks. She flung her head forward and closed her eyes. She tensed up as the gak continued to pour all over her body. Her partner backed up and laughed. The opposing team were loving it. Everyone was having a great laugh at Rebecca’s expense.

As the gak slowed to a stop, Rebecca cleaned her eyes. She shook her head and looked very annoyed at the situation. The host asked everyone to give her a hand. She glared at him as she pushed some of the gunge off down her curly hair.