Dina Asher-Smith fake mess

These are fakes of Dina Asher-Smith. Mullerliciuous.

Dina Asher-Smith is mullerlicious

Dina Asher-Smith is mullerlicious

Dina Asher-Smith was a very sexy athlete. She had signed on to be a spokesperson in adverts for Muller corners. She told that world that they were mullerlicious. As a part of the campaign an idea was devised to make her mullerlicious herself. There would be a very special commercial that would involve her not eating Muller corners, but wearing them. She was actually a bit intrigued by the concept. The idea of her sexy body covered in the sloppy yoghurt was quite a sexy one. Her body was a perfect smooth dark brown colour. She was very athletic. She wore her running uniform for the advert that showed her athletic legs.

“New Muller corner are mullerlicious. I can’t get enough of them. I want to be mullerlicious myself.” She then closed her eyes and looked upwards. At that moment, dozens of containers of the desert tipped down over her. The yoghurt and the crunchy bits tumbled from above and landed all over her. She closed her eyes as she felt the cool yogurt fall all over her. It splashed onto her athletic body and all over her face and hair. She could feel the sloppy desert all over her body. Blobs dripped from her face and down her body. Then more of the corner side fillings fell on her. Some were of a chocolate or jam variety, others were chocolate or other kind of balls. They stuck all over her yoghurt covered body. She then opened her eyes and flashed her sexy smile. There was the yogurt covering her hair and legs. She had some on her cheeks and nose and all over her running uniform. She was coated in the sweet Muller from head to toe. She could feel its touch on her skin. It was splattered all over her legs and on her behind.

“What do you think? Do I look mullerlicious? I feel mullerlicious. It feels amazing all over my body. It’s like having a bath in a Muller corner. It is so yummy.” She reached down to her body with her hand and pulled up a handful of the yoghurt. She then put her fingers in her mouth and licked and sucked some of it off. “MMM, mullerlicious. I have never felt so sexy in all of my life,” she exclaimed.

Strathclyde Sirens

Strathclyde Sirens

Two of the Strathclyde Sirens best players were Bethan Goodwin and Emma Barrie. They were both tall, long legged brunettes. They represented the Scottish side well. They played together for a while on the team and were doing quite well. They were two of the faces of the franchise. The two ladies were selected to take part in a children’s show in Scotland similar to Saturday morning mash up. Part of the show pitted the female guests against some male guests in a vote, similar to the question slime vote. On their episode it was Emma and Bethan vs. two male Scottish rugby players. The vote would be online. Whoever received the most votes would be getting covered in mess. It was very similar to the set up on mash up. They were hoping that the good looking rugby players would get the votes and they would get to mess them. Both teams were wearing their normal uniforms that they would wear for matches.

There was a lot of teasing going on during the show between the two teams as both were dying to get the chance to cover the other team in sloppy mess. One of the two teams was going to end up facing total humiliation on live television for the whole world to see. It was going to be a very close vote because both teams would have been considered very attractive. Most people thought that the rugby players would get the most votes because their sport was more popular than netball was. Still, it was a very close vote. In the end the final totals were 52 to 48 percent, but who would be the losers?

“The votes were 52 percent to 48 percent, so it was very close. It was the slimmest of margins,” one of the presenters explained. Both teams were shown crossing their fingers in anticipation of the results. One team was about to get it. “The tension is high. It is time to reveal who received the most votes. The team receiving the most votes and the team who will be getting covered in the mess is..,” they paused for dramatic effect. The teams were shown again praying that it would not be them. “The team with the most votes is.. the girls.” The guys jumped up and down in celebration. The girls’ mouths dropped and their eyes widened. They looked at one another in shock. They were blushing and sweating and laughing in nervous embarrassment.

“Oh ladies, that is too bad, come with us please,” the male presenter said. They guys pointed and laughed at them. They reluctantly stood up and were lead over to the messy area. They were very reluctant to come over. They dragged their behinds behind them. There was a relatively high stool set up for them. They both had to get onto it together. They had to scootch in together to fit on at the same time. They had to press their bodies close together. They wrapped their arms around each other a bit. Their long legs were intertwined. Their skirts rid up even more when they took their positions on the hot seat. The guys then came over.

It was a bit like question slime, but there was no pretence of questions. There was gunge above them as well as buckets of gunge that the rugby players would be flinging at them. The gunge was different as well. Instead of the smooth, shiny, multi coloured gunge that was usually used, was dark sloppy brown gunge. It was much sloppier and looked much more disgusting than what was normally used. This after all was a budget version of the BBC show that it was based upon.

“I am sure that the guys will take great pleasure in getting to do this to the ladies. Guys when you are ready, you may toss the mess all over the ladies,” the female presenter said. The girls nervously laughed and pleaded for the guys to spare them. The men looked absolutely thrilled to be given the opportunity to do this to the girls. The ladies giggled and lifted their legs a bit, cuddling together. The guys lifted their buckets and gently began to swing them in their arms.

They were given the signal. They began to toss their buckets of brown gunge onto the ladies. The gunge flew through the air and landed on their bodies. The gunge splashed everywhere. It collided with their bodies and splashed over their faces and splattered all over their legs. They shrieked as they felt the gunge land on them. At that moment, a load of brown gunge fell from above them and landed all over the both of them covering their hair, shoulders, arms and part of their faces in brown mess. The girls tried to raise their hands and to cuddle close together in an attempt to avoid some of the mess, but it was futile because the gunge was being hurled at them in all directions.

The gunge splattered all over them. When the buckets that they were holding were emptied, the guys picked up more newly filled buckets. There was around ten filled buckets sat on the floor ready for them to use on the ladies. They tossed the gunge at the girls taking aim at their bodies. Everyone laughed as they watched the two netball players getting splattered from head to toe in sloppy brown gunge. They could feel it oozing all over their bodies. The muscles in their bodies contracted as they felt the sensation of sloppy mess all over their bodies.

There was so much of the gunge that there was not much of a clean spot left anywhere on their bodies. They were almost totally covered in the sloppy brown mess. When all of the buckets were emptied, the ladies got up and stood up revealing the mess brown gunge covering their bodies. The camera panned up their bodies showing the gunge that they were covered in. Blobs of gunge dripped from their legs and skirts. They took their hands and put them onto one another’s bodies. They rubbed the gunge around on each other’s netball dresses and their backsides. They shuffled and wiggled their bodies causing some of the gunge to drip off down their legs to the floor.

They became aware quickly that the rest of both teams had been watching on keenly viewing the results. The two girls just looked at each other and shook their heads at the embarrassing mess that was now all over their bodies. “So how do you ladies feel after that?,” the female presenter asked. “I actually kind of like the way that it feels on my legs in a weird way,” Emma said,” Is that wrong?” They both just laughed. “I think we are definitely going to need to hit the showers,” Bethan replied.

Sophie Ellis Bextor fake gunging

This is a fake messing of Sophie Ellis Bextor.

Hannah Wilkes Sky

Hannah Wilkes Sky

Hannah Wilkes worked for Sky Sports. She was involved in lots of broadcasts. This ranged from American Football to Netball Superleague. She was super cute, sexy and funny. She did her best to get involved in things and would sometimes interview players and coaches or help with questions and emails from fans. She found the job fun and interesting no matter what sport she was covering. Some of the more up themselves anchors and presenters on the network had a little bit of resentment towards her though because she was young attractive and they felt, not as knowledgeable as they were about sports. It was something that annoyed them. It was not really anything that anyone else would have even noticed, but some of them were a bit resentful of her and wanted to teach her a lesson.

On the network they began to tease her about certain things, poking fun of her perceived lack of knowledge. They decided to prove to everyone that she did not know her stuff by challenging her to a quiz challenge. If she was able to get six out of ten correct, she would get to mess any of her colleagues that she chose, but if she failed to get six or more correct, she would be the one getting covered in mess by her colleagues. They pressured her into it, though she was not overly confident. She did have a good knowledge of sports, but they would stack the deck against her, choosing very difficult and obscure topics that even ardent fans and some experts would genuinely struggle to answer.  She did not realise that she was being set up. She wore a pair of smart grey dress trousers and a pink blouse.

Hannah wore some black slacks and a pink patterned blouse looking very professional. One of the other presenters started the segment explaining to the audience what would be occurring. “Hannah is one of our newer and younger colleagues. Today we will be testing her knowledge of sports. Will she how much she really knows. There will be ten questions that we will ask. If she is able to answer the majority of them correctly, she will get to select a colleague of her choice who she will then get to cover in the sloppy mess that we have prepared. However, if she gets less than six correct answers, she will be the one who ends up covered in mess. That is a lot of pressure. Hannah, are you up for this?” She was shown biting her nails and looking very nervous. “Well, I guess that I will have to be. I don’t think that I have much of a choice to be honest with you. I will do my best, but I have a funny feeling that I may be in deep trouble here,” she responded.

When she heard the first question, her face just dropped. It was an incredibly difficult question. She knew that she had been set up and that it would be nearly impossible for her to get enough of these questions correct to avoid the mess. Her colleagues just looked at her and smugly smirked, knowing that she had almost no chance to win. Much to their surprise, she managed to actually get two out of the first five questions correct, but things quickly changed and she could not get the rest of the questions correct. Many of them were about things that happened in the 1950’s and earlier. They were very obscure bits of trivia that almost no one would know or care about. She looked more and more nervous, as she came to grips with what the inevitable outcome was going to be for her. Everyone there cheered each time she answered a question incorrectly. She began to realise that she was really in for it. She ended up only getting two out of ten questions correctly. This was a lot better than anyone had realistically expected her to do. She began to blush and looked more and more nervous as the situation became clearer to her.

“Well, I think that we know what the outcome of that game was don’t we?,” the presenter said,” You didn’t do very well did you Hannah?,” She shook her head and gave an annoyed look,” No, no I didn’t,” she responded somewhat sarcastically. “Unfortunately, you did not get enough questions correct, so you know what that means.” “Oh no. Please,” she pleaded. “Well, a bet is a bet. You lost fair and square. Come with me.” She giggled and resisted as the presenter pulled her by the hand and led her to a kiddie pool that was set up in the studio. “Please have a seat Hannah. Make yourself more comfortable.” She knelt down, shaking her head,” You absolute bastards,” she exclaimed,” I cannot believe this.”

The rest of her colleagues got into position. Each one of them took two squeeze containers, one in each hand. In the bottles were everything from ketchup, mustard, relish and barbecue sauce to chocolate syrup, toffee sauce and strawberry jam. There were even a few tubes of toothpaste included. Hannah’s mouth was agape when she realised what they all had planned for her. She could not believe her eyes. They all looked very pleased with themselves as well. They looked like a pack of cackling jackals stocking their pray. They each had an evil smirk on their face, licking their chops at the opportunity to do this to her. People whom she considered close friends were involved as well and seemed to be enjoying this as much as anyone. She crossed her legs, closed her eyes and lowered her chin awaiting what was above to be dished out upon her.

They did not even bother to countdown. They just waited until everyone was in position standing over Hannah who was crouched in the paddling pool. They gave a silent signal and then, all at once, began to disperse of their messes all over her. They began to wildly squeeze their bottles, spraying the various substances all over her. They moved them all over her body, attempting to cover every inch of her body that was possible to cover. She squealed as she felt the messy substances rain upon her.

She could feel mess going down her neck and being sprayed all over her shiny, freshly washed hair. The substances went all over her trousers, coating them in layer after layer of sloppy mess. Because of the light fabric and the colour that they were, they were stained as slathered in mess that would never wash out. More poured down her top and over her back and chest. Her cheeks and noses were dripping in squiggly lines of various coloured mess. Her forehead was streaked in mess. She could feel some of the mess go down her back. The effect of the messing was that was covered from head to toe in layers of different colours. She looked like a human Jackson Pollack painting. She looked like a messy work of art. The layers of mess weighed down her thin clothing as well. Some areas were completely covered while others became almost see through after being soaked with mess.

They all pulled away and celebrated as the camera zoomed in on a very meek and humble Hannah. She could do nothing but shake her head and blush. They all had enjoyed embarrassing her and covering her in mess. The sight of the beautiful sports correspondent dripping in layered mess was one that they all relished in. No pun intended.

Frankie Bridge fake messing

These are some fake messes of Frankie Bridge. There is a pie and a gunge one.

Tegan Knox vs. Dakota Kai

Tegan Knox vs. Dakota Kai

Tegan Knox took on her former close friend turned bitter rival Dakota Kai in a very special dumpster match challenge. Outside of the ring was a food waste dumpster. The object of the match was to thrown your opponent into the dumpster and to push a red button on its side that would then trigger a second dumpster to lift itself into the air and would then tip its contents over into the dumpster filling it with garbage and covering the loser up to their necks in trash. The rivalry between the two ladies was extremely personal and bitter. This matchup seemed a fitting way to end the feud. The winner would get to take out their opponent with the trash. It would be a humiliating punishment for whoever lost. Dakota had won the previous matchups, but that was because she had a bodyguard giving her assistance. For this match, everyone was barred from ringside. If there was any interference, that person would be automatically disqualified.

The match started off with a heated exchange between the two. They traded punches and kicks. Dakota threw Tegan into the ropes and landed a drop toehold, taking her into a headlock. Tegan then rose to her feet and fell back with a back body drop. She then put an arm bar on. She then threw her opponent into the ropes. She kicked her in the stomach and then landed a tornado DDT. She then pushed her towards the ropes. Dakota then landed a punch and then a Russian leg sweep. She then dropped and elbow onto Tegan. She then climbed the ropes and waited to attempt a flying clothesline. Tegan got to her feet and hit a standing dropkick.

She then pulled her opponent out of the ring and towards the dumpster. As she tried to pull her closer, Dakota pushed her and threw her into the side of the dumpster. She hit the side and fell over. Dakota then climbed the ring steps and executed a flying splash onto Tegan. She then lifted her up and attempted to throw her into the bin. Tegan hit her with and elbow. Dakota was sent backwards and landed on the announce table. Tegan climbed on top of another announce table and hit a leg drop onto Dakota causing the table to smash in.

They both stayed down for a little while after the impact. Tegan rose first and lifted Dakota. She reached down and executed a standing suplex onto the ground. She then dragged her opponent over to the dumpster. She pushed her over. She teetered on the edge of the bin, toppling, but got to her feet and clawed Tegan’s eyes. She then draped her over the security railing ringside. She landed a few forearms and then rammed her head into the railing. She then attempted to grab a steel chair to use upon Tegan. She swung to hot her, but Tegan moved. The chair hit the railing and bounced back into Dakota’s face. She fell backwards and toppled over the guard rail. She staggered, her momentum sending her towards the dumpster. Tegan only hand to lift her slightly, causing her to fall over into the dumpster.

Dakota landed face first in the trash that was lying in the bin. She disappeared for a minute in the dumpster. A moment later, her head popped out. Her face and curly hair were covered in food waste garbage. A banana peel, some old rotting lettuce and tomatoes and other assorted rubbish stuck to her face. Tegan pointed at her and laughed. She then teased her that it was time to press the button. 

Dakota shook her hands and begged her former friend to spare her. She begged her,” Please, don’t do this to me.” Tegan looked at the crowd to get their reaction. They encouraged her to push the button.

Tegan looked at the crowd, then the button and then Dakota. She shrugged her shoulders and laughed. She then slammed her hand on the button. A red alarm light flashed and a siren rung out. Dakota looked around in shock. She looked petrified. “Oh no, no, no, noooooooeeeww!,” she shouted. The other dumpster rose in the air and then tipped above her. Tons of food waste and other assorted trash fell from the other dumpster, landing all over Dakota. She did her best shocked and appalled mannerisms. She fell over again, landing in a comedic manner in the trash.

There were also some trash bags in the dumpster. Tegan reached in a ripped them open, dumping more trash all over Dakota Kai.  Dakota was furious of course. Her nostrils flared in anger as messy trash fell down her face. Sloppy mess dripped from her face and hair. Tegan rubbed the greasy, sloppy trash bags around on Dakota’s face. She gagged and sputtered. She screamed in horror and disgust. Tegan slammed the lid down on her, leaving her in the trash. She then unhooked the dumpster and wheeled it up the ramp.

She wheeled it backstage, through the hallway and out the backdoor. She pushed it into the alley with the other bins. She then threw it across the alley, sending it flying into the other bins. She then closed and locked the door, leaving Dakota in the trash. The announcer told everyone that,” Tegan has just taken out the trash. Dakota Kai is now in the garbage which is where Tegan feels that she belongs.”

Later in the show, much to everyone’s surprise, the show returned to the alley way. Dakota had managed to climb out of the dumpster. She was covered in trash and food waste. Her ring her gear was soiled and stained with trash. She screamed,” I am going to get you for this. You can’t do this to me. Look at me. I am a mess.” She marched up the alley towards the doorway. She tried to open the door but it was locked. Her eyes widened like saucers. “Oh my God, it’s locked.” She then began to knock and then pound on the door. “Someone let me in. I am stuck out here. I need to have a shower and get out of these filthy clothes. My ring gear is ruined. Someone open the door now.” She then realised that no one was coming to her aide. She looked saddened and what she was going to do now.

The show then cut away again. Later in the show, she was shown creeping around the front of the arena so she could try to sneak back in undetected as she was humiliated by the mess that was all over her. When she tried this, a guard caught her. “Stop right there. You can’t come in here. There is a show going on,” he said,” Yes, I know that, I am one of the wrestlers, you idiot,” she barked at him. “Ok young lady, no need for that language. You can’t come in here dressed like that. We have a dress code.” “I told you I am one of the wrestlers. Look at me. Do I look like a fan?” “Well, we will have to call someone from the show to let you in.” “No you can’t. They can’t see me like this.” “Well, I don’t know what to tell you missy.” She threw her hands up in the air.

She was later shown sneaking in the building behind another wrestler. She managed to do it undetected and was shown creeping around the hallways and hiding in corners so that she would not be seen by anyone. Finally, she was shown turning a corner into a locker room. When she did, the entire dressing room was there, pointing and laughing at her. She looked furious.