Nigella Lawson and her food fetish

Warning #1: This story contains some very adult content. If you're easily offended please do not read.

Warning #2: Nigella Lawson may not be into using food this way at. I have never met her so I don't know. As far as I know this story is not factual. Of course, there may be elements of truth to it. It would not be suprising if she was a closet wammer. Maybe she is reading this right now. Ok maybe not. lol

Nigella Lawson and her food fetish




Nigella Lawson is known for two things. She is known for her cooking and her love of food. She is also known for her sexuality. She is renowned for the sexual innuendo that she uses on her cooking shows. Some call her the queen of food porn. Her sexuality in her cooking and the way that she describes her cooking and eating has become famous. Her descriptions of the food that she makes are sometimes almost orgasmic. Nigella is also known for her incredible body, her large breasts and voluptuous backside. Nigella is also a bit of an exhibitionist. Recently, her neighbours have complained that they could easily view her naked through her bathroom window. When asked about this, she just laughed and said she would investigate. All of this being said, it is hardly surprising that Nigella’s orgasmic love of food goes beyond the consuming of it. Nigella has found a way to combine the two things that she enjoys the most in life into something that is even better. Of course those two loves are for food and for sexuality. The truth is, Nigella has been a wammer for years. She secretly surfs the internet and looks for pictures and stories of people getting food poured over them. It is her little secret that she visits websites and builds herself into a frenzy when she reads about these things. The fact that she has a full blown food fetish would hardly be surprising. It was a wonderful day for her when she discovered that the pleasure that she extracts from her food could be so much more. Below is a story of a typical evening for Nigella that happens for her from time to time.

Nigella spent a lot of time getting everything that she needed ready for the evening ahead of her. It was going to be an evening of absolute pleasure for her. She got everything ready in her bed room and when she was finished, what lie in front of her was a collection of some of the most sensual foods that anyone could think of along with a small collection of sex toys. She wore nothing but a sheer negligee at this point. She looked at what she had created and she smiled and laughed to herself. Nigella had no inhibitions whatsoever. This was going to be about one hundred percent sexual gratification for herself. She did not care if the neighbours could hear her. On the contrary, she actually, wanted them to hear her. The thought that they could hear her turned her on even more. She really did not mind if the whole world heard her. All the better.

Nigella approached her bed. She started to dance for her own amusement. She slowly gyrated her hips back and forth. She rubbed her hands down her hips. She massaged her breasts and her back side. As she danced, she slowly pulled the negligee off of herself, unhooking the straps at the top. She put her hands on her chest and slowly moved them down her body, taking the negligee with it, dropping it to her ankles. She stood totally naked in her room now. She wiggled her hips and danced for her own amusement. She rubbed her hand over her private parts and then over her rear end. She started fondling her own breasts. She played with her enormous nipples. They were already hard with anticipation and pleasure. Nigella knew all the right ways to touch her own body to illicit the most pleasure possible. She licked her lips and climbed onto her bed. She slithered herself up the bed on the satin sheets that covered them. The bed was enormous as well. “It’s time,” Nigella thought to herself.



She started with a large gateau. It was thick with strawberry jam, strawberries, custard and whipped cream. She laid the gateau down before her on its own on the bed. “I have always wanted to do this,” she thought to herself. Tonight she was going to throw all inhibitions aside, not only sexually, but with food as well. There are certain manners and rules around food, but sometimes when Nigella saw a cake or a pie, what she secretly wanted to do was just slam her face down into it and eat the whole thing at once. Of course this could never happen in real life for all sorts of reasons, but tonight Nigella was going to do anything and everything that she had always wanted to do. Nigella got onto her knees on the bed. She placed her arms behind her back. She clasped her hands together. She then lowered her face into the giant gateau. She pushed her face as far as she could down into the massive cake that was mostly cream and jam.. She closed her eyes and wiggled her face around in it. The feeling of the cream and jam sticking to her face felt like ecstasy to her. Being face down in the cakey mess made her moan and gasp. Her whole body tingled with pleasure. “Oh, oh yeah,” she said. The gateau was delicious as well. She stuck her tongue out into the cake and licked. “MMM, it’s so good,” she said. She started eating the cake, her hands still behind her back. She licked some of the cream and munched down on the caked. It tasted so good. “I must look like a pig,” she thought,” But, I don’t care. I want it. I want it bad.” She pushed her face down eating as much of the cake as she wanted to, licking it up. “It’s so good,” she said.



She then unclasped her hands and shoved them in what was left of the massive cake. She grabbed handfuls of the gateau, squishing it around. She rubbed her hands down the sides of her face, smearing the cake along her cheeks and she went. She then grabbed a second, similar gateau. She plunged her hands into it She grabbed handfuls and moved then moved them down her body. She smeared the cake along and fondled herself as she did. She rubbed the cake up and down her breasts, rubbing them and then down her stomach. She rubbed her creamy cake covered hands all over her stomach, covering it in creamy mess. She squeezed her massive breasts together in the cake. She then took two more handfuls of the gateau. She bent over, on all fours on the bed. She took a massive handful of the gateau and plopped it onto her ass, then another. She took both hands and started to plaster the cake all over her own backside. She rubbed her bottom and squeezed her own cheeks, covering her famous ass in creamy mess. Her ass was the centre of a lot of attention and pleasure for Nigella. She could not stop herself at this moment from sliding her fingers along her own butt crack and rubbing it with her mucky hands. She then took a third gateau, this one a black forest one, covered in whipped cream, chocolate and cherry pie filling. She took her hands again and shoved then into the cake, she then smacked her mucky hands against one knee, lifting her leg up in the air. She smeared the chocolaty mess down her calf to her ankle. She was trying to cover her entire body in cake. She then took more and rubbed it from her knee upwards to her thigh, covering her leg in the gooey mess. She then did the same to her other leg. What was left of the cake she grabbed and placed on the floor. She then lifted her legs in the air. She placed her feet in the air above and then slowly, but firmly moved them downwards, crushing what was left between her toes. She wiggled them around in the creamy cake. She then lifted one leg, bringing her foot upwards towards her face, bending her knee. She then stuck out her tongue and proceeded to lick some of the cream from her own big toe.



She then grabbed another black forest gateau. “Only one place left for it,” she thought. This was going to be amazing for her. She took the whole cream cake in her hand. She got onto her knees on the bed. She spread tem slightly. She took her hand and brought the cake between her legs, close to her vagina. She closed her eyes and gave a smirk. She then thrust the creamy cake straight into her private parts. She rubbed it around. “Oh god, yeah,” she squealed. She pushed the cake in with the palm of her hand. She leaned backwards. She now lay on her back. She rubbed the cake round and round over he private parts. She squealed and moaned. She thrust her hips into the cake. She rubbed her throbbing now sopping wet vagina. She began fingering herself with her mucky, cake covered fingers. Her pussy was now dripping in a mixture of creamy cake and Nigella’s own sweet personal juices. She fondled herself with her filthy hand as she grunted and moaned at the top of her breath. This felt so good that she did not care about anything else at that moment. She played with herself until as long as she could. She closed her eyes and removed her hand. She then got a naughty thought in her head as she looked at her hand. It was dripping with the mixture of cream cake and pussy juice. She looked at it and could not resist. She shoved her fingers into her mouth and stuck her tongue out. She licked the collected goo from her two extended fingers. She hungrily lapped up the mess. She sucked what was left off of her fingers.



For most women, that would have been enough, but this was Nigella. She had a wide palette and a huge appetite , both for food and for sex. Multiple orgasms were something that she had always thought about. Besides, she had prepared loads more food for tonight, and she was not going to let any of it go to waste.

Nigella eyed what was on the bed. “The chocolate mouse looks pretty yummy,” She thought to herself. It was in a big round plastic bowl. Nigella grabbed it and lifted it over one shoulder. She started to pour the thick chocolaty mousse over her back and straight down onto her ass. She gasped in ecstasy as she felt the touch of the soft mousse on her sexy backside. It poured down over her butt. She then lifted the bowl and poured more of the mousse straight down onto her enormous breasts. The brown pudding streaked down over her front, covering her breasts and falling down her stomach to her crotch. She tossed the bowl aside and placed her hands on both of her breasts. She squeezed and fondled her breasts in her head, rubbing the chocolate mousse round and round. “This would make a great episode of the tv show,” she thought,” Next, you apply chocolate mousse to posterior. This is too yummy to be true,” she thought.



Next she had some bowl of rice pudding. She took the first one and then cleared part of the bed off. She then slowly spilled the rice pudding onto the sheets. She took her hand and spread it around, making a big patch of rice pudding on the centre of the bed. She then hopped in the air and belly flopped onto the bed, landing backside first in the rice pudding. She lay out on the bed on her back. She then started rolling around on the bed. As she rolled the rice pudding slowly covered her body from the neck down. She playfully rolled back and forth like a child in a mud puddle. She took her hands and threw some of the rice pudding in the hair. It fell onto her face and stuck to her black hair. “MMM, that’s tasty,” she thought,” I have a great idea.”



Nigella grabbed the second bowl of rice pudding. She then decided that this would be the perfect time to break out her favourite vibrator. She grabbed the long, pink, rubbery, penis shaped vibrator. Nigella had so many good times with this little object that she could not even remember how long that she had owned it for. Nigella now dipped the vibrator into the rice pudding. She took her hand and made sure that it was covered in the mess from one end to the other. She was now going to simulate something else that she loved to do from time to time. She carefully lifted the vibrator. It dripped with rice pudding. She placed the tip into her mouth. The other end was in her hands. She was an expert at this as well. She ran her tongue along the edge of the head of the vibrator, licking some of the rice pudding off. She then stuck out her tongue and placed the vibrator on top of it, licking it a bit. She then pushed it into her mouth. She sensually played with it. Moving it in and out of her mouth, rice pudding falling from it and dripping down her chin the whole time. She then began sucking on it. She wrapped her lips around it, enjoying the taste and the feel. She could feel it in her mouth. She imagined the whole thing was in her mouth. She felt it even to the back of her throat. She closed her eyes and sucked on it. She dipped it back in the rice pudding and then back into her mouth. She simulated oral sex with the sloppy rubbery phallus. She was almost embarrassed about how enjoyable she was finding the whole thing.

After she was down tasting the vibrator, she thought to herself that she might as well get even naughtier. She took the rest of the rice pudding and dumped it over the vibrator. She then bent over and smacked her own bottom with the vibrator over and over again as got more and more excited. She was getting really hot by now. She now lay down on her back in the rice pudding that still covered her sheets. She bent her knees and spread her legs apart. She stuck her hand between her legs and gently touched herself. She then spread her pussy lips and pushed the sloppy vibrator straight up into her vagina. She moaned and screamed at the top of her lungs as she felt it inserted inside of her. She closed her eyes and then, expertly started working the vibrator in her hand. She pushed it in and out of her lovely vagina. She pushed it in and out, back and forth of her pussy. Her other hand ravished the rest of her body. She ran her hand through her hair as pushed the vibrator in and out, stimulating her pussy to the point of near orgasm. As she built to the point of bursting, she suddenly pulled it out. “Not just yet,” she said to herself,” There is much more fun to be had here.”

The next thing that Nigella had ready was a tray of freshly made tiramasu. It was one of Nigella’s favourite desserts. She pulled out the coffee flavoured pudding . She kneeled on the bed once again. She placed the long rectangular tray between her legs. She positioned it in place there. She then put her hands on the far edge. She then pulled the tray up vertically, thrusting the tiramasu into her body, from her breasts to her crotch. She pushed it in, squashing it against her body, plastering it on herself. She let the tray drop and then she put her hands into the tiramasu. She stuck one hand on her breasts, the other between her legs. She sensually rubbed the dessert all over herself. It was now mashed into a messy glop. She rubbed her knees and thighs in it.



“One more thing left,” she thought to herself. It was a huge bucket of caramel cake batter. This was going to be like heaven. She was going to be able to make herself into a yummy human cake. “I am like a pudding myself now. I wonder if someone would like to eat me all up. It might be nice for someone to lick this yummy pudding up,” she thought to herself. She stuck her index finger in the batter. She pulled out a dollop of the batter. She then stuck out her tongue and licked it off of her finger. “That, is gorgeous,” she thought to herself, “This is going to be ecstasy.” She took the bucket of cake batter and lifted it up. It smelled amazing, there was lovely ingredients in it such as cinnamon and brown sugar. She wanted to be covered in it, so badly. She closed her eyes and started to pour the batter down onto her face. She opened her mouth wide and let it engulf her. It covered her face. She then poured some down onto her body. She aimed some onto her breasts and then her ass. There was enough to go around, it plastered her whole body. She then arranged the sheets so there was a concave section in the middle of the bed. She then poured the rest of the batter into it, making a sort of pool for herself. She then threw the bucket aside and plunged her backside into the pool of batter. She squealed in ecstasy as she felt it all over her ass and crotch. She then lay down in it rolled around once again. The sheets were ruined by now, of course, but she didn’t care one bit. She playfully rolled, rubbed and contorted her body on the bed. She lay spread eagle.



She then took her hands and scooped some of the batter onto her vagina. She grabbed the vibrator again and thrust it between her legs as she contorted and writhed on the bed in pleasure. She could taste and feel the batter everywhere. It was a pleasure like she could only dream about before. She chose this moment to let herself go completely in a moment of absolute orgasmic ecstasy.

She lay on the bed afterwards, exhausted and covered in a mixture of food, sweat and her own lovely juices. She closed her eyes and enjoyed the moment. It did not take her long though before coming up with other ideas. She had only used dessert type foods this time, but really the possibilities were endless. She knew hundreds of recipes. She had enjoyed the evening like never before. If ever there was anyone who married the kitchen and bedroom together better, I could not think of who. It was a natural progression for her. From that day forward, food and sex became even more inseparable for her. She could not get enough of either and now she had combined them. It was the first of many of these days.