This one is by request. It is a combination of the only way is essex and get your won back. I hope everyone likes it. Enjoy.
TOWIE GYOB
On this day , there was a very special episode of Get your Own Back. This episode was an Only Way is Essex Special, starring two of the young ladies who star on that particular show. The two contestants who were up for the gunging were Maria Fowler and Lauren Pope. The two were close friends. Neither wanted to end up covered in gunge and both were dying to dunk there best mate into the gunge, so the competition was going to be pretty intense. All of their Essex mates were watching the show and routing for one of them to be gunged. They both knew that whoever lost was going to have their pictures and the video clip of the show all over Essex and all over the internet. Both ladies were definitely into the way they looked and spent hours getting ready every morning. Both tended to spend loads on fake nails, fakes tans, grooming and all sorts of unnecessary things like this. They were both vein to say the least, so they both did not want to be the one who would be getting dunked. The only thing that caused them to agree to appear on the show was the chance to gunge their best friend on national television. By the time the show was set to be taped, the word had gotten around. Everyone was going to be tuning in to see what was about to go down.
The big day finally arrived. Maria and Lauren found themselves sitting on opposite sides of each other, suspended over a gigantic vat of gunk. Lauren wore a yellow Get Your Own Back t shirt and Maria wore a blue one. They both wore shorts. There sexy legs were bent before them. Their bare feet and toes dangling just above the surface of the gunge pool. The segment began and the two contestants were asked to introduce themselves. “Hi, I am Lauren, from the Only Way is Essex and I am here because I want to gunge my best mate Maria. She really deserves it. She has big mouth and talks too much,” Lauren said. It was then Maria’s turn. “Hi, I am Maria Fowler from the Only Way Is Essex and I am here because I would like to see my mate Lauren get the gunge. She is too flirty with the boys and really deserves this.”
“Ok then ladies,” the host said,” You both know how the games is going to work today. We will be asking questions. You both have the chance to buzz in. If you get the answer correct, your opponent will be cranked up one level, but be careful. If you get the question incorrect, you will be getting cranked up one level. The first person to the top will be the person going into the gunk dunk. The other will be our winner and will be getting their own back, by dunking their best mate on national television. The stakes are high. Also, I understand that they arranged a special screening party back in Essex, so everyone back home is watching this as we speak. So, you do not want to be our loser.” The girls both nodded. They pointed at each other saying that the other would be the loser today.
“Ok then, time to begin,” the host announced. The questions were very hard going. They were not hard questions, but the two girls could not seem to an answer right between them. The first question was asked was who was the first president of the United States. Maria buzzed in and guessed George Bush. She was buzzed wrong. Lauren laughed at her. “Maria you are wrong so that means you get pumped up one level. Crank her up,” he shouted. Maria whinced as she was moved up one level. She wiggled her feet and toes above the gunge pool as she was pushed up. She laughed. Lauren pointed and laughed at her. The second question was what is 5 times 5 times five. This time Lauren buzzed in and said 15. “Unfortunately, that is incorrect,” the host said. Lauren gave a disappointed look. “Damn,” she said. “So you got it wrong, so that means it is time to crank her up.” Lauren looked downward with a petrified look as she was pumped up another level, even with Maria now. The third question was to name a number one song by Rihanna. Maria buzzed in and guessed S and M. “Well, although that was a Rihanna song, it never made it to number one. So we all know what that means. CRANK HER UP!” the crowd joined in. Maria stuck her tongue out and looked in all directions as she was pumped up another level.
The next question was how many championships did Hulk Hogan win in the WWE. Maria buzzed in again. Ten, she guessed. “Maria, that is wrong again. Maybe you shouldn’t keep on buzzing in,” the host joked. “Anyway, you know what that means. It’s time to crank her up again.” Lauren looked at her and stuck her tongue out. “Na,na,na,na,na,” she teased. Maria pointed at her. “You, shut up. It’s not over yet,” Maria said. She was now beginning to worry. The fourth question was to name a major ingredient in an enchilada. This time Lauren buzzed in and guessed eggs. “Lauren, eggs are not an ingredient. So you know what that means.” “Yeah I know,” she replied. Maria but her thumb to her nose and mocked Lauren as she was pumped up. Lauren stretched her legs and dangled her toes over the abyss below her, swinging her legs back and forth. The next question was what is the capital of the USA. Maria buzzed in and guessed New York. “Well, Maria, if that were several hundred years ago, for a brief period of tiem you would have been correct, Unfortunately, this is 2011 and the answer is Washington DC.” “Even I knew that,” Lauren chimed in. Maria shook her fist at her. She screamed as she was pumped up even higher. She looked down below her. “Did I mention I am afraid of heights,” she said. Everyone knew that there was one more level to go for Maria. There was no room for error.
The next question was then asked. The tension began to fill the air. The question was, what is the capital of Finland. This time Lauren buzzed in. Everyone expected her to get it wrong. No one was more shocked than Maria when she guessed Helsinki. The host looked around, looking very surprised. “That is absolutely correct.” Lauren erupted in excitement and laughter. “I can’t believe it!,” she said,” This is so great. Yes, yes, yes,” she pumped her fist and did a little dance in her seat, moving her arms about singing, ”ooh, ooh.” When Maria heard the word correct, her face went from a confident grin to a picture of shock. Her eyes went as wide as saucers and her mouth fell wide open. She put her hands, fake finger nail and all to her face. She blushed bright red with embarrassment. “So, it is time to crank her up one more time to the top level,” the host said. Maria squealed as the lever was pulled and she was pumped up all the way to the top. The buzzer and lights went off, indicating that Maria was at the very top. “Well, we all know what that sound means and what it means for Maria in particular. Maria is going to be the one to get it. So, Lauren congratulations for that. You won fair and square.” “Well, thank you. I am so happy. Getting to send her in is going to be fantastic. I am going to love it so much. Maria is going to be the star of our show. Sorry, babe. So glad it is you and not me. Have a nice trip.” Maria fumed with anger. She shook her fist at Lauren. “Well, Maria. You lost fair and square anything to say for yourself?,” the host asked. “I will get her back for this. I can promise you that. She is going to get it when we get home for doing this to me.”
“So, everyone back in Essex, this is the point you will want to set your video recorders for. Press record now, because Maria is about to go for a ride into the gunk dunk,” the host said. Maria gave a pained look, shutting her eyes tightly as she awaited her fait. “ She looked down and made a sacred face as she nervously swung her legs and wiggled her toes in the air above the messy pool of multicolour gunge below. “So Lauren, when you are ready, pull that lever and get your own back at Maria. Lauren put her hand on the lever. She looked over at Maria. She shook her head, smiled and waived, bye bye to her friend. She pulled the lever and a buzzer sounded. Maria shut her eyes and scrunched up her nose as she was abruptly sent down the ramp at a very quick speed. Before she knew it, she hit the end of the ramp and the chair gave way, sending her face first into the pool of multicoloured gunged. She fell into it completely. She was totally submerged beneath the surface. Lauren pointed and laughed. In a minute, Maria glop covered head emerged from the pool of gunge with a flourish. She swung her head around, sending gunge flying through the air. She took both hands and cleared her eyes. She looked like she had taken a bath in yellow, pink and orange gunge. It dripped from her nose and chin. Her hair was soaking wet as if she had been in a gunge shower. As she looked up, blue gunge poured over her head from above. Lauren was doubled over in laughter pointing at her friend. Maria glared over at her. She looked angry. She took her hands and smashed them against the gunge. She then tried to throw some gunge at Lauren, to little avail. She blew kisses to Lauren.
“Any final words, Maria,” the host asked. “This is so embarrassing. Can we burn the tape please,” She joked. Maria sat up to her armpits in the pool of gunge as the show went off the air. Lauren danced and partied to the theme song, celebrating her victory and the gunging of her mate Maria.
TOWIE GYOB
On this day , there was a very special episode of Get your Own Back. This episode was an Only Way is Essex Special, starring two of the young ladies who star on that particular show. The two contestants who were up for the gunging were Maria Fowler and Lauren Pope. The two were close friends. Neither wanted to end up covered in gunge and both were dying to dunk there best mate into the gunge, so the competition was going to be pretty intense. All of their Essex mates were watching the show and routing for one of them to be gunged. They both knew that whoever lost was going to have their pictures and the video clip of the show all over Essex and all over the internet. Both ladies were definitely into the way they looked and spent hours getting ready every morning. Both tended to spend loads on fake nails, fakes tans, grooming and all sorts of unnecessary things like this. They were both vein to say the least, so they both did not want to be the one who would be getting dunked. The only thing that caused them to agree to appear on the show was the chance to gunge their best friend on national television. By the time the show was set to be taped, the word had gotten around. Everyone was going to be tuning in to see what was about to go down.
The big day finally arrived. Maria and Lauren found themselves sitting on opposite sides of each other, suspended over a gigantic vat of gunk. Lauren wore a yellow Get Your Own Back t shirt and Maria wore a blue one. They both wore shorts. There sexy legs were bent before them. Their bare feet and toes dangling just above the surface of the gunge pool. The segment began and the two contestants were asked to introduce themselves. “Hi, I am Lauren, from the Only Way is Essex and I am here because I want to gunge my best mate Maria. She really deserves it. She has big mouth and talks too much,” Lauren said. It was then Maria’s turn. “Hi, I am Maria Fowler from the Only Way Is Essex and I am here because I would like to see my mate Lauren get the gunge. She is too flirty with the boys and really deserves this.”
“Ok then ladies,” the host said,” You both know how the games is going to work today. We will be asking questions. You both have the chance to buzz in. If you get the answer correct, your opponent will be cranked up one level, but be careful. If you get the question incorrect, you will be getting cranked up one level. The first person to the top will be the person going into the gunk dunk. The other will be our winner and will be getting their own back, by dunking their best mate on national television. The stakes are high. Also, I understand that they arranged a special screening party back in Essex, so everyone back home is watching this as we speak. So, you do not want to be our loser.” The girls both nodded. They pointed at each other saying that the other would be the loser today.
“Ok then, time to begin,” the host announced. The questions were very hard going. They were not hard questions, but the two girls could not seem to an answer right between them. The first question was asked was who was the first president of the United States. Maria buzzed in and guessed George Bush. She was buzzed wrong. Lauren laughed at her. “Maria you are wrong so that means you get pumped up one level. Crank her up,” he shouted. Maria whinced as she was moved up one level. She wiggled her feet and toes above the gunge pool as she was pushed up. She laughed. Lauren pointed and laughed at her. The second question was what is 5 times 5 times five. This time Lauren buzzed in and said 15. “Unfortunately, that is incorrect,” the host said. Lauren gave a disappointed look. “Damn,” she said. “So you got it wrong, so that means it is time to crank her up.” Lauren looked downward with a petrified look as she was pumped up another level, even with Maria now. The third question was to name a number one song by Rihanna. Maria buzzed in and guessed S and M. “Well, although that was a Rihanna song, it never made it to number one. So we all know what that means. CRANK HER UP!” the crowd joined in. Maria stuck her tongue out and looked in all directions as she was pumped up another level.
The next question was how many championships did Hulk Hogan win in the WWE. Maria buzzed in again. Ten, she guessed. “Maria, that is wrong again. Maybe you shouldn’t keep on buzzing in,” the host joked. “Anyway, you know what that means. It’s time to crank her up again.” Lauren looked at her and stuck her tongue out. “Na,na,na,na,na,” she teased. Maria pointed at her. “You, shut up. It’s not over yet,” Maria said. She was now beginning to worry. The fourth question was to name a major ingredient in an enchilada. This time Lauren buzzed in and guessed eggs. “Lauren, eggs are not an ingredient. So you know what that means.” “Yeah I know,” she replied. Maria but her thumb to her nose and mocked Lauren as she was pumped up. Lauren stretched her legs and dangled her toes over the abyss below her, swinging her legs back and forth. The next question was what is the capital of the USA. Maria buzzed in and guessed New York. “Well, Maria, if that were several hundred years ago, for a brief period of tiem you would have been correct, Unfortunately, this is 2011 and the answer is Washington DC.” “Even I knew that,” Lauren chimed in. Maria shook her fist at her. She screamed as she was pumped up even higher. She looked down below her. “Did I mention I am afraid of heights,” she said. Everyone knew that there was one more level to go for Maria. There was no room for error.
The next question was then asked. The tension began to fill the air. The question was, what is the capital of Finland. This time Lauren buzzed in. Everyone expected her to get it wrong. No one was more shocked than Maria when she guessed Helsinki. The host looked around, looking very surprised. “That is absolutely correct.” Lauren erupted in excitement and laughter. “I can’t believe it!,” she said,” This is so great. Yes, yes, yes,” she pumped her fist and did a little dance in her seat, moving her arms about singing, ”ooh, ooh.” When Maria heard the word correct, her face went from a confident grin to a picture of shock. Her eyes went as wide as saucers and her mouth fell wide open. She put her hands, fake finger nail and all to her face. She blushed bright red with embarrassment. “So, it is time to crank her up one more time to the top level,” the host said. Maria squealed as the lever was pulled and she was pumped up all the way to the top. The buzzer and lights went off, indicating that Maria was at the very top. “Well, we all know what that sound means and what it means for Maria in particular. Maria is going to be the one to get it. So, Lauren congratulations for that. You won fair and square.” “Well, thank you. I am so happy. Getting to send her in is going to be fantastic. I am going to love it so much. Maria is going to be the star of our show. Sorry, babe. So glad it is you and not me. Have a nice trip.” Maria fumed with anger. She shook her fist at Lauren. “Well, Maria. You lost fair and square anything to say for yourself?,” the host asked. “I will get her back for this. I can promise you that. She is going to get it when we get home for doing this to me.”
“So, everyone back in Essex, this is the point you will want to set your video recorders for. Press record now, because Maria is about to go for a ride into the gunk dunk,” the host said. Maria gave a pained look, shutting her eyes tightly as she awaited her fait. “ She looked down and made a sacred face as she nervously swung her legs and wiggled her toes in the air above the messy pool of multicolour gunge below. “So Lauren, when you are ready, pull that lever and get your own back at Maria. Lauren put her hand on the lever. She looked over at Maria. She shook her head, smiled and waived, bye bye to her friend. She pulled the lever and a buzzer sounded. Maria shut her eyes and scrunched up her nose as she was abruptly sent down the ramp at a very quick speed. Before she knew it, she hit the end of the ramp and the chair gave way, sending her face first into the pool of multicoloured gunged. She fell into it completely. She was totally submerged beneath the surface. Lauren pointed and laughed. In a minute, Maria glop covered head emerged from the pool of gunge with a flourish. She swung her head around, sending gunge flying through the air. She took both hands and cleared her eyes. She looked like she had taken a bath in yellow, pink and orange gunge. It dripped from her nose and chin. Her hair was soaking wet as if she had been in a gunge shower. As she looked up, blue gunge poured over her head from above. Lauren was doubled over in laughter pointing at her friend. Maria glared over at her. She looked angry. She took her hands and smashed them against the gunge. She then tried to throw some gunge at Lauren, to little avail. She blew kisses to Lauren.
“Any final words, Maria,” the host asked. “This is so embarrassing. Can we burn the tape please,” She joked. Maria sat up to her armpits in the pool of gunge as the show went off the air. Lauren danced and partied to the theme song, celebrating her victory and the gunging of her mate Maria.
Awesome story. Would love to see a follow up where Maria finally gets her revenge on Lauren - she is just so full of herself it would be pure torture for her! And Maria did promise it here!
ReplyDeleteThat would be awesome if the tables were turned and it was Lauren getting gunk dunked
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