Amanda Seyfried has a laugh
Amanda Seyfried had been in many films over the years. She
was a real veteran of the industry. She had been in many serious films. She had
also done quite a lot of comedy films on occasion, such as Ted 2. She had a
good sense of humour. She has a very unique look. Her facial features are very
unique. Her friends and family, at one stage, got it into their head that it
would be amazing to see Amanda’s facial features covered in sloppy mess. The
people around her began to like the idea of this more and more. They decided to
set her up.
The way that they were able to set her up was through a film
that she was acting in. They spoke to the producer and director and got them on
board. There was a scene where she would be placed in a pillory. This would be
the perfect chance to let her have it. Amanda was wearing a cream coloured
skirt and grey blouse. She was shooting the scene in the stocks. She was locked
in. The scene ending and cut was yelled. Amanda was not released from the
pillory as she had expected to be. She waited, but then thought to herself,”
What’s going on here?” Out of the corner of her eyes, she saw her friends and
family slowly emerging from the shadows. She thought to herself,” What are they
doing here?” They looked very happy, that was for sure. She had no idea what
the reason was for them being there.
They then piped up. They pointed at Amanda and laughed. They
were carrying something in their hands. At this moment, she realized,
partially, what was happening. Her eyes widened like saucers. The look on her
face was hilarious. Her eyes darted around. Someone produced a pie. “Oh no. Oh
my God. Don’t do this.” She screamed her head shaking, her mouth wide open,
eyes wide. The person then smashed the pie directly into her face. It exploded
in her face with a thud. Pie splattered in all directions. The person rubbed it
in her face. They pulled back and revealed Amanda’s pied face. The whole set
was laughing at her. She made a funny face. The creamy pie dripped down her
face. She laughed. She stuck her tongue out. Pie crust fell down her face. She
looked amazing, totally pied. “Gotcha,” the producer said,” This is all for you
Amanda. Surprise.” “Oh thanks a lots,” she said sarcastically.
Someone then took two more pies and pushed them into
Amanda’s behind and down the back of her legs. The pies were driven into her
rear end and then smeared down the backs of her legs. She let out and audible
gasp as she felt the pie connect to her rear end. She could feel the pie all
over the backs of her thin, bare legs. Cream going into every muscular fold of
skin on her legs. Everyone was laughing at Amanda’s embarrassment.
Next came a massive bowl of trifle. It was about two feet
wide and six inches deep. Her friends walked up to her. One held the bowl below
her head. The other pushed her face down into the trifle, dunking her head deep
in the bowl of trifle. With their hand, they twisted Amanda’s face into the
trifle. They then raised it slightly, submerging her face in the trifle. They
then pushed it upwards, dumping the remainder of the trifle over her head. Her
head was covered in jelly, fruit cocktail, custard and whipped cream. Her
blonde hair was covered in a mixture of the trifle. It rolled down her face and
hair.
Her friends and co-workers then accosted her with a number
of condiments. Ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and relish were carried over and
then were wildly sprayed all over Amanda’s slim body. Amanda screamed as they
poured and squirted the condiments all over her body. She was soon dripping in
layers of multi-coloured condiments. They wildly moved the bottles all over
her, leaving trails of the different coloured mess as they went, all over her
body. In no time, it was all over her body and face. Amanda’s face was very animated as she was
covered in the condiments. Everyone had their phones out and by this point,
photos were already being posted all over social media. Amanda took a deep
breath. This was very embarrassing indeed. Her clothes were covered in layers
of mess. They were forever stained with the mess that now covered them. Amanda
stuck her tongue out as her picture was snapped.
Next, people took dozens of eggs and began to break them
with some force all over Amanda’s body. They were cracked over her back, on her
behind, on the backs of her knees. The remains of the egg shells stuck to her
body before falling away. Some were smashed on the top of her head. She made
faces as the eggs ran down the sides of her head. She was really squirming now.
The pillory was becoming more and more uncomfortable.
They then took several containers filled with cottage
cheese. When Amanda saw what they were carrying, she rolled her eyes. “Oh, come
on,” she moaned. She cringed. She closed
her eyes as thick, sloppy, cottage cheese was poured over her head. The backs
of her shirt and skirt were pulled open slightly and cottage cheese was dumped
inside of her clothes. She felt it slither all over her body. She could feel it
all over her body, inside of her bra and inside of her underwear. She wiggled
her body, allowing some of it to fall down her body to the ground.
They then finished her off with a large bucket of baked
beans. The bucket was raised over Amanda. It was tipped and the sloppy beans
began to slowly pour down onto Amanda. They made a repulsive plopping noise as
they made their way downwards, landing on Amanda’s body, splattering all over
her. The beans poured onto her back, and rolled down her body. They poured onto
her blonde hair. They piled on top of her head and fell down her face. The
beans rained all over her in all directions. She was showered in the beans.
Eventually, the beans ceased.
Amanda was let out of the stocks. She ran her hands down her
arms and then down her legs, pushing away as much of the mess as she possibly
could. She gave a false smile and bowed. She rung some of the mess out of her
hair as well. She was soaked in mess all over. She then cracked a smile and
laughed. She shook her head.
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