Sarah Harding finally gets it CBB

Sarah Harding finally gets it CBB

Sarah Harding looked amazing when she went into Celebrity Big Brother. She was dressed in a sort of black suit, but with a black bra showing. She looked incredibly sexy. She had probably never looked sexier in her entire life. Her blonde hair was back in a bun. 

Part of Celebrity Big Brother was the aspect of humiliation always just beneath the surface of things. There was always some aspects of the show meant to allow the audience to have a laugh at the celebrities’ expense. Also, the show, since going to Channel 5 had ceased to draw many stars of any real sort of weight. They appeared to not even be able to get ex girl band or soap stars on the show. A lot of the so called celebrities were from other reality shows, some on even smaller networks. It was very odd to have a celebrity show with very few people anyone had ever heard of. They would also get people who were vaguely related or were ex partners of celebrities. This season Sarah was probably the biggest star on the show. The other ones of note were Barry from Eastenders and Amelia Lily from X Factor. 

It was not long before there was a gunge filled task. Sarah may or may not have been gunged in this task, but, for whatever, reason, the task was highly edited and whether or not this actually occurred would remain a mystery. It would be the subject of much speculation. If it had happened, why would it not be aired? Was there something more to it going on? The result was the fans of the show became very annoyed and began to make calls and complain via social media that they wanted to see Sarah get gunged and it had not been shown. After a few weeks of this, the producers caved and decided to give the public what they really wanted to see. They decided that Sarah was going to be on the receiving end of a messing. This time the entire world would see. There would be no escaping for her. Sarah would not be able to get out of it. In her contract it said she had to take part in these kind of tasks. 

Big Brother announced that all housemates should dress up in their launch night outfits and come to the garden. When everyone had gathered in the garden, it was announced that one of the housemates had been selected by the public for a very special treat. That treat being a messy punishment. It was announced that this person had managed to escape without getting messy before and the public thought that it was time for all of that to change. Sarah was laughing nervously about this. When this was said, she started to get a feeling that the person that was being mentioned was none other than her. The voice then came onto the loud speaker. “Sarah, the viewing public have been asking to see you get messed. You must now make you way to the hot seat in front of you and sit down.” Sarah laughed and looked incredibly embarrassed, as she had for large portions of the launch night and the show in large. She stood up and made her way to the seat that was set up for her. It was a chair that looked a bit like a throne, but with a huge funnel directly above it. Sarah looked up and cringed as she took her seat. All the other housemates applauded and laughed. They encouraged her on as well.

“Sarah, you have remained clean for far too long. The people have spoken and they want to see this. 

It is time.” Sarah crossed her arms across her breasts and closed her eyes. She could be seen muttering the words,” Oh my God,” underneath her breath. “Sarah, the people have spoken. It is your time to receive the mess that you deserve.” She shouted,” Thank you,” sarcastically. A funny sounding buzzer then went off. Sarah grimaced as a tidal wave of disgusting, lumpy brown and orange muck plummeted down onto her from above. It was thick and chunky. It looked a bit like beef stew in places. She shrieked as the first wave made contact with the top of her head. It poured onto her done up blonde hair and down her face and neck. She made a disgusted looking face as the globs of mess poured down her face and then down her body. It made a sickening plopping sound as it fell onto her. Her cheeks and nose were covered in it.

There were also areas of the mess that were more orange in colour. It looked like something that had come from a compost heap or food recycling bins. The other housemates were laughing, clapping and cheering her on. “Come on Sarah. There you go girl. It looks good on you,” they cheered. It was obvious from her time in the house that Sarah was quite shy and easily embarrassed. At this moment, she was sweating profusely and was blushing in embarrassment. The mess was all over her chest and body. Her exposed breasts covered in her tight fitting bra were now covered in muck. Mess rolled down inside of her coat and all over Sarah’s chest, back and stomach. She was bathed in the stuff. The top of her head was plastered in brown mess. 

Big Brother’s voice came over the loudspeaker,” Sarah, we hope that you enjoyed your messing today. We hope it was everything you could have wished for.” She smiled and shook her head, laughing. She stuck out her tongue and stuck two fingers up at them. She then posed and blew some kisses. “Oh I feel so excited,” she joked.  

“And oh yes, one more thing,” the voice said,” There will be no warm water in the house until further notice, so you will have to stay as you are for the time being, Sarah.”