Alex Fletcher Diane Hollyoaks
Alex Fletcher played Diane on Hollyoaks. She was a slightly
older character than usual on the show. They usually focused on young people
under 35. She played a mum on the show. She also had one of the sexiest accents
of all time. It was a Liverpool accent. Her accent was a real turn on for sure.
There had been a few times on Hollyoaks in the past when
people had dumped things on each other’s heads out of anger and frustration. There
were very serious storylines and well as silly ones on the show. Her character
had been through a great deal over the years.
Diane’s partner was a chef that ran a restaurant on the
show. There was a scene to be shot where she was clashing with one of the other
female characters over something. This was a reoccurring thing that happened
quite often on the show. They were eating a dinner that was served by her
partner. They had arranged the dinner to try and patch up some of their
differences. Of course, neither of them were being reasonable. They began to
argue back and forth more vehemently. Each was insistent that they believed the
other person should apologize. “I ain’t apologizing to you, you cheeky cow,”
Diane uttered in her thick accent. “You must have come her to embarrass me or
something. Well, you won’t get the pleasure, love,” she exclaimed. “You were
invited here and bought a lovely dinner and you still have the cheek to act
like this.”
“Dinner eh? I’ll give you, your dinner,” the other woman
exclaimed. On the table were plates of various pasta dishes. The woman looked
down at her plate. It was filled with fettuccini Alfredo in a sloppy white
sauce and covered in smelly parmesan. She picked it up and dumped it right over
Diane’s head. It long, thick, slender noodles fell down her face and hair. The
thick, foul smelling sauce and cheese stuck to her hair and face and dripped
down her body. She was aghast. Her mouth fell open in shock. Her eyes widened.
She was frozen in shock and anger.
The woman then looked down again. She picked up Diane’s
plate of spaghetti in marinara sauce. It was all mixed together making a
disgusting orange tinged concoction. It was also covered in smelly parmesan
cheese. Diane gasped as the woman proceeded to dump this over her head as well.
It stuck to her face and dripped from her hair. The sloppy sauce saturating her
white blouse. The woman then took the remains of some garlic bread and shoved
it down Diane’s shirt between her breasts. Diane was mortified.
The woman then took too plates of salad that were covered in
thick Italian dressing and dumped them onto Diane as well. The salad poured
over Diane, sticking all over her body. The woman smirked as she looked at
Diane. “Oh no, not the lasagne. Please.” The woman then took two plates of lasagne
that were sitting on the table. She took one in each hand. She smiled as she
sandwiched the two plates into Diane’s face, squishing the lasagne all over her
face and hair. Lumps of pasta, meat and cheese fell down Diane’s top and down
her neck. Her face was covered in sauce.
At this point, her boyfriend emerged with a tray. He had not
seen what had transpired. “Pudding anyone,” he said. On the tray was a few
plates of tiramisu as well as rice pudding. “Don’t mind if I do,” the woman
said smugly. She then smushed the tiramisu into Diane’s face and poured the
rice pudding over her head. She then stomped out. Tony, Diane’s partner looked
at her. She looked back at him. “I take it that didn’t go as well as plan,” he
remarked. Diane just rolled her yes.
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