Jessica Lange the villainess

 

Jessica Lange the villainess

Jessica Lange was an extremely vivacious and attractive woman, especially in her younger days in the late seventies and early eighties. She starred in films such as Tootsie and the Postman always rings twice. When it called for it, she could play extremely sexy characters. Into the nineties, she played attractive characters even winning and Academy award. She also could be quite funny when the role called for it as well.

In another film, Jessica played a snooty rich woman. It was a bit of a children’s comedy in the vein of Home Alone or 101 Dalmatians. She played the villain, a sort of Cruella Deville type of character. She wore a spotted dress, similar to the one she wore in Blue Sky. She had her hair done in the usual wavy blonde, short style that she was known for. At times, she would wear sunglasses and have a cigarette holder. She was playing the prototypical female villain character. The film was the usual formula. There was a pair of teenagers along with a younger sibling. They discovered an evil plot hatched by Jessica’s character and they were going to have to be the ones to foil it because the adults did not believe them. Jessica’s character had convinced them that she was a good person. The adults got mad at the teenagers for being rude to their guest. They were the only ones who could see that she was up to no good. Their family had inherited an old mansion. Jessica’s character knew that there was a treasure map inside the house and that would lead to a treasure somewhere in the house. She was trying to convince the adults to sell the house so she could get to the treasure.

There was a scene where the protagonists overhead Jessica’s character planning to sneak into the property to try and find the treasure map. They decided that they would be ready for her when she arrived and would set a trap for her. It was in the style of Home Alone only messier and less violent. Jessica’s character was shown to be quite haughty. She would have despised the thought of having her appearance messed up.

They made sure to turn all the lights out in the house to make it look like no one was inside. They set everything up for her and waited for her to arrive. She arrived at the property and began to sneak around She tried to front door and was surprised to find that it was not locked. She did not think twice about this. When she opened the door, pink slime poured down upon her from above. She tried not to scream as the gunge dumped over her curly blonde hair and down her face and body. It covered her breasts and poured down her dress. She gasped. She fumed in anger, but stopped herself from screaming because she did not want to draw any attention. The pink gunge ran down her face and dripped from her nose and chin. She paused for a second and then stumbled backwards.

When she stepped backwards, her foot hit a loose board in the floor that hit a string. The string then pulled, releasing a storm of feathers to be blown all over Jessica’s body. The feathers stuck all over the slime that was already all over her body. She then stumbled. She fell over into a wheelbarrow that was full of manure. Her legs stuck out, but she was covered in the muck up to her neck. It was all over her dress. Some of the manure stuck to her face and hair. It was brown and lumpy. Some of the floorboards then tilted. The wheelbarrow then began to roll downwards. It flew into the kitchen and into a cupboard, colliding with a gigantic bag of flour the popped open and exploded all over her. The protagonists were shown watching and giggling. “This will teach her,” one of them remarked.

She climbed out of the wheelbarrow to her feet. As she dusted herself off, her foot hit a trip wire. She was startled as the tension from the cord squeezed dozens of ketchup and mustard bottles at her, covering her in the condiments. She was soon covered in red and yellow condiments. They were all over her hair, face and body. Her dress was covered. She then turned around and was met a number of plastic spatulas and wooden spoons. They were released back and forth, spanking her behind. She comically danced around patting her behind.

She then was slapped on the behind with a larger spatula. This caused her to fall out of the back door. She fell through the door, stumbled and fell into skip filled with garbage in the back the house. The lid closed with a comedy clank. The protagonists were shown laughing and celebrating. “She will think twice before messing with us again,” they said. She was then shown with her head peeking out of the bin. She had trash all over her. She climbed out and fell in the mud. She was covered in banana peels, old food and assorted rubbish.

She stumbled out towards the street. The adults happened to return at this moment. They asked her what happened. She stumbled, completely covered in assorted mess. She just shook her head and her finger in anger. Later, the adults scolded the protagonists. Jessica’s character was shown, still covered in mess plotting her next move. “They won’t get rid of me that easily,” she cackled.