Kellie Bright Eastenders

 

Kellie Bright Eastenders

Kellie Bright played a big role on Eastenders for a long time. Many in her television family had been on the receiving end of mess in the past. She had always, somehow managed to escape. Her television family felt that this had gone on for far too long and needed to be put right. It was a bank holiday weekend and there was to be a special fun day at the Queen Vic. Everyone was going to be there. Little did she know that her family had ordered a pillory to be set up outside of the pub just for her. There were special games and activities.

Her television family eventually got up and told everyone that they had a big surprise outside planned for Kellie (Linda). She was very surprised. At first, she thought it must be a gift or something nice, so she was quite touched. It was not until she got outside that she realised what they had really meant. Everyone clapped and cheered. Her mouth dropped. She pointed at the stocks in disbelief. Her family pulled her along and pushed her into place in the stocks. Before she could react, they had lowered the top and locked her in place.

It was not very long before one of them took a massive, creamy pie and shoved it right in her face, much to the delight of everyone watching. She shook her head and stuck her tongue out as pie fell from her face. They then began to dump buckets of baked beans all over her. They liberally dumped beans over her entire body. She could not react as she felt the revolting beans falling all over her body. They poured down her shirt, soaking it and down the back of her jeans, down her behind and the backs of her legs. Beans stuck to her lovely blonde hair and trickled down her face.

They then poured buckets of rice pudding all over her. It was very thick and very lumpy. Lumps of the foul mess stuck all over her face, clothes and body. She could hear everyone cackling their approval as they witnessed her getting covered in sloppy mess. She was helpless to stop the onslaught of slop that was coming her way. Next, they dumped buckets of raw, rotten eggs all over her. This stained her clothing and emitted a foul egg stench that covered her entire body.

They then sprayed her with ketchup and mustard before allowing everyone else to pelt her with rotten fruit, vegetables and old donuts and pastries. She was peppered with debris as they threw the items at her. Her family then dumped containers of coleslaw all over her. She was mortified.

Everyone gave her a round of applause as the coleslaw dripped from her face and body. She was covered from head to toe with sloppy mess, in the stocks for everyone to see.