Britany Daniel Joe Dirty
Brittany Daniel was one of the highlights of Joe Dirt. She was sexy and had a pixie blonde haircut and tanned skin, almost always wearing jean shorts. The movie was a comedy and was quite over the top in some ways, so a little bit of mess was not something that was totally out of place in such a film.
There was an extra scene in the movie where Brittany ended up in the stocks at a county fair. Everyone gathered around her as she stood, bent over in the stocks looking very annoyed and disgruntled. She shouted and stuck her tongue out as people laughed at her and teased her. Everyone from old men to younger girls were standing by watching and enjoying what was about to happen to her. She rolled her eyes.
With that, some of the older men from the audience began to fling buckets filled with genuine pig slop onto her. It was yellow, thick and lumpy and filled with orange and green bits. It smelled sweaty and dirty. She closed her eyes as it flew all over her body, face and hair. She only had cut off shorts and a brown boob tube on. The slop rolled all over her tanned skin as well as over her short blonde hair. The stinky slop plopped all over her as everyone cheered and laughed at her expense. She was livid. Globs of slop dripped from her face.
There was then a hush in the crowd. She could hear everyone a gasp, but she was unsure why. She could not see that there were some farmers bringing out buckets of fresh manure. Everyone cheered as they saw them. Brittany’s eyes widened. She then closed her eyes, held her breath and puffed out her cheeks as they began to dump the manure all over her body. They generously spread the manure all over her. Her body wiggled and jiggled as the manure went all over her. She was soon covered.
If this wasn’t humiliating enough, the rest of the crowd
were then handed cream pies, rotten fruit and vegetables that they began to
launch at her. She could do nothing but close her eyes and tense her body up as
she was pelted repeatedly with the pies and the rubbish. Everyone was getting their
opportunity to nail her. She felt debris hitting her from all angles.
When she was released from the stocks, she marched away in
an angry huff to comic effect.
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