Evan Rachel Wood/ Madonna

 

Evan Rachel Wood/ Madonna

Evan Rachel Wood played Madonna in the Weird Al film, Weird. She did not play the real Madonna, but an exaggerated caricature of her. She was the villain in the film. Basically, she used Al to further her own career. Her character was extremely sexy as well.

There was an alternative version of the end of the movie where Al realises that Madonna is using him and decides to get Weird and messy revenge on her. In the scene, she admits that she has been strategically manipulating Al for her own gains. He gets annoyed. She then said,” Sorry.” He then went to grab something. She then tried to bargain. “Baby, what are you doing? I’m so sorry. We can do so much together. It will be amazing. Come on now.”

He then turned around. He was holding what appeared to be an enormous hose. Her eyes widened. “What are you doing? We can work this out. Come on, don’t.” He then turned the hose on, but what came out of the hose was not water. It was filled with a sort of whipped cream. She waived her hands and screamed as the cream exploded from the hose and sprayed her with enormous force, almost knocking her over. She writhed and squirmed as she was inundated with the cream. It covered her unique and distinct outfit with all its layers and frills.

She screamed,” Ahhh!” She was still obnoxiously chewing her gum. She then heard a noise coming from above her. She looked up. As she did, a wave of spaghetti sauce rained down over her. She comically, waived her hands and screamed. She became splattered in the sauce. She shouted, “I can’t believe this. You, you, weirdo!” He told her that she always talked about being Italian, so she should enjoy this. He then threw a bowl of pasta at her.

She slipped and fell backwards. She stumbled and slipped back into small dumpster on wheels. She kicked her legs in the air comically. As he approached carrying a container of coleslaw, she stuck her head out of the dumpster. She was covered in trash and food waste. She had banana peels, pieces of rotten vegetables and every other manner of rubbish stuck all over her. He then leaned over and told her, “Consider yourself, dumped.”

She pleaded with him not to do this. He then dumped the coleslaw straight over her famous hair. It oozed out and stuck all over her face and hair. He then pushed the dumpster. It went flying. She screamed as it flew. It ran into a gigantic pile of manure. She fell out and landed in the manure. She then pouted and screamed, “Alllll!”