Little Women 1994 reunion

 

Little Women 1994 reunion

It was the anniversary of the film Little Women. It was the version that came out in 1994. The mother in that film, Susan Sarandon arranged a reunion. She invited three of her daughters from the film. All three were big stars. They were Winona Ryder, Claire Danes and Kirsten Dunst. They were all very much grown up now, even more so than they had been in the film. On the set of the film, though she loved being around the girls, they also drove her nuts. She decided that she would use the reunion as an opportunity to get some revenge on them. The idea of covering these three in revolting mess was something that she had been imagining for some time.

The set up was the usual reunion set up. Everyone was welcomed and were sat around together while a mediator asked questions and made comments. They were all very happy to see one another after so many years, although they had stayed in contact after the film. The mediator then asked about some fun stories from set. The ladies explained that they had a very close relationship and would play pranks and drive everyone else nuts, especially Susan. “I’m afraid that we were a real pain in the ass for our on screen mother,” Winona added. The mediator then said,” We have heard a lot about that from Susan.” “Well, I love them all dearly, but there were times where they would drive everyone absolutely crazy. They could be very annoying and were always trying to get a rise out of people, especially myself.” Claire and the others leaned over,” Sorry,” they said. “Well, nor so much,” Kirsten added. Everyone laughed.

“Well, it seems like Susan put up with a lot from you three all those years ago. I think that she deserves a chance to get you three back for all of that, don’t you audience?” They all cheered. “Don’t you Susan?” “Absolutely,” she responded in her cool way. The girls began to look a bit nervous. “I think that it would only be right if we allow Susan to get her revenge on these three young ladies. Susan, I bet you have always wanted the chance to dump revolting slop all over these three haven’t you?” “Oh absolutely, without a doubt,” she responded. She gave a sarcastic smile to the three ladies. “I have wanted to do this for so long.”

The three women were then asked to scrunch together sat on a couch bench that had no back to it. They had to scrunch together to fit and started to hug one another and to hold hands. Winona was wearing a dark red velvet dress. She had worn one like this in the original film. Claire was wearing a black dress that was short on the bottom and a bit strappy on top. Kirsten was wearing a white tank top and a floral print dress. They all were dressed very differently. Winona was wearing a period costume of sorts. Claire was wearing an outfit that she would wear on a talk show and Kirsten was dressed casually. They looked at one another and blushed.

Susan then sauntered over as the crowd cheered. The monitor accompanied her. “Well Susan, this has got to be a dream come true for you.” “Absolutely, I have wanted to do this for a long, long time. I think all parents would love the chance to do this to their daughters.” She enjoyed seeing the three ladies giggle and squirm. It had been about 15 years since the movie was shot and now Susan was going to get her revenge on them.

“Now, today we are going to make a human baked potato. We have the humans already in Winona Ryder, Claire Danes and Kirsten Dunst. All we need now are our toppings. Bring out the toppings bar.” A toppings bar was wheeled out. It was filled with different toppings that could be used on baked potatoes and were about to be used on the three stars on the bench couch. The ladies’ mouths and eyes widened as they saw what was being brought out to be used upon them.

“Oh where to begin? We have so many tasty options for them. I think that a good place to start would be the sour cream. Everyone loves their sour cream don’t they on their baked potatoes. Here you are Susan.” Susan was handed a metal tray filled with sour cream. She smiled devilishly as she approached the ladies from behind. They cuddled together and closed their eyes. Susan smiled and took in the moment. She then turned the tray upside down and began to shake it about over their heads. Blobs of stuff fell out and landed all over the three of them as they laughed. She shook the tray vigorously over them. Still, not all of the sour cream fell out. She was then handed a rubber spatula. She began to scrape and scoop out more of the sour cream and rubbed the spatula around on their faces and chests, spreading the glop around. She then placed the tray on Winona’s head like it was a hat. She laughed. It stayed in place for a moment before falling onto the floor.

Next to come was the nacho cheese sauce complete with broccoli. Susan began to dump this all over them. Nacho cheese was poured straight over Claire Danes’ head. It fell from Kirsten’s nose and chin and covered Winona’s dark hair. It fell all over their bodies. Susan did everything she could to make sure she got as much all over them as she possibly could. More of it fell onto their laps and their legs.

Next to come was the chilli. It was vegan chilli but was filled with vegan beef and lots of beans and other vegetables. It was real, true to life chilli and not imitation stuff. Susan cackled evilly as she looked down at the chilli. She was dying to pour this all over the three actresses. She paused and waited for them to look up. As they did she began to dump the chilli over them. Loads of it went all over Winona and Kirsten’s faces and even into their mouths. More fell down the sides of Claire’s head. They squirmed around as the chilli rained down over them from seemingly every direction. They could feel it running down their legs and necks.

Next to come was to be the coleslaw. This probably smelled the worst of all. It looked revolting. Susan chuckled at the thought of coleslaw being all over these three. She then lifted the tray and began dumping it all over them. It poured everywhere, massing on their shoulders, chests, heads and laps. The disgusting white slime that it was in soaked their clothes all over. The three looked into the camera and made funny faces, sticking out their tongues, heads coated in coleslaw.

Finally, Susan took trays of salad, lettuce, tomato, bacon bits, raw broccoli etc. and dumped them all over the ladies. It was the finishing touch. Susan pointed and laughed at them. The three of them laughed and blushed, covered in baked potato toppings. “Well everyone,” we have our human baked potatoes. Thank you Susan for preparing them for us.” “Oh, it was my pleasure,” she responded.