Sunday, 29 January 2023

Shakira so embarrassing

 

Shakira so embarrassing

Shakira appeared on a talk show discussing how she would routinely embarrass her entire family in public settings. She admitted that she was a very embarrassing wife and mother within her family. The host then advised her that her family had contacted the show. He stated that they had been complaining about how embarrassing she really was. At first, she just laughed and shrugged her shoulders. She was very surprised when the host then stated that he thought that it was only right that her family be given the chance to get revenge upon her for everything she had done to them. This time she would be the one to be embarrassed. Unfortunately for her, it would take place live on national television and it would be embarrassment on a much larger scale.


Shakira was wearing a short, tight fitting red outfit that looked very sexy indeed. The host asked her to get up and do some dancing as it was something that she would usually do on his show. She got up and started doing a silly danced. She smiled, but looked kind of nervous at the same time. She made funny faces as she danced. As she continued, the host told everyone that they should think twice before embarrassing their families in public and Shakira was about to learn this lesson the hard way.


As she wiggled to and fro, taco sauce began to rain down on her from above. Her mouth fell open and she squealed as the sauce poured down her hair, face and body. She wiggled her arms and looked over as the host. Before she had a chance to respond, nacho cheese sauce began to dump all over her from above. She put her hands over her eyes as the nacho cheese slowly coated her head and shoulders. It plopped down her dress, legs and boots. Some of it plopped onto the floor. It was smooth and cheesy.


She began to move her arms and legs again, doing a little dance. As she did this, sour cream began to fall all over her from above. She nearly slid and tripped as the sour cream plopped onto her clothes and boots. It was followed by thick salsa that plopped onto her head and oozed down her clothes and legs.

Finally, thick, gloppy, lumpy guacamole began to fall down upon her in gigantic blobs. She attempted to throw some of these around. Blobs stuck to her backside, shoulders, chest and knees. She was now splotched in the colourful messes that had fallen onto her.


The host looked over to her and said,” You’re family are going to love this. I am sure they have wanted to do this to you for a very long time now.” She looked over at him and said, sarcastically, “Oh, I am sure of it.”

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