Kay Adams loves Dicks

 

Kay Adams loves Dicks

Kay Adams is the epitome of annoying. She has a very grating voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. She got on everyone’s nerves a great deal. One of her colleagues was thrilled when they got the opportunity to make a messy bet with her on a game that they were discussing. Of course, most of the fans who tuned in were males so they were routing against her as well. She was confident that her team would pull through for her, but things were out of her hands.

The game was not particularly close. Every time the opposing team scored, everyone celebrated. They began to tease her and really rub it in. The opposing team ran up a big lead. Kay’s team was not able to come back. Kay cheered the team on, but it was to no avail. They ended up losing badly.

As the final buzzer sounded, everyone took Kay by the arm and led her over to the area set up for the mess. She kicked off her shoes and took a seat. The winner was handed a giant yellow pie. He smiled as he balanced it in his hand. “I have wanted to do this for so long,” he explained. Kay scrunched up her face as he leaned back. He took aim, then pushed the pie straight into her face. He thrust the pie in her face, nailing her with it. She raised her legs in the air. Everyone exploded in laughter as she was creamed with the pie. As she moved her mouth and eyes, some of the pie fell, the rest sticking all around her face. She made a very sexual looking face, sticking her tongue to the side of her cheek. She stuck it out and licked her lips.

Just then, he started to spray her with ketchup and mustard. He stood over her, looking down. He began to squeeze the condiments out all over her. She closed her eyes tightly as the ketchup was sprayed all over her face and the mustard all over her head and neck. She remarked that she felt like a hot dog. With that, the winner shoved a hot dog in her mouth. Someone shouted out Dicks. This was a reference to a store that Kay did commercials for, but it was also a reference to rumours surrounding Kay’s supposed affinity for oral delights. This added to the humiliation of the moment for Kay.

They then proceeded to empty a bucket of thick gravy over her head. Kay could do nothing but shake her head in disbelief at the proceedings. Everyone else was loving what they were witnessing. They all laughed and teased her. She actually was quite a good sport about the whole thing considering the level of embarrassment that she had undergone.