Serena Althschul the show must go on

 

Serena Althschul the show must go on

Serena Altschul worked on MTV News in the nineties. She spent a lot of time around rock stars and other celebrities. Though she was shy and conservative and a bit demure, she was still quite attractive to a lot of the male rock and rollers that she interacted with. She found herself at a lot of wild parties and celebrations.

There was a time that she found herself at a party that a band was throwing to celebrate their mega selling album going triple platinum. She was there to report on the event. She stood in front of the camera and reported the story as it was written. She never dreamed that the table full of pies behind her would come into play for her. The band was around the table. They were pretty drunk as well, having consumed lots of celebratory champagne and who knows what else. They all looked at Serena and her camera and then looked at each other, grinning manically.

They then each grabbed pies in both hands. They ran up to Serena as she was still speaking and broadcasting live and smashed pies all over her. They sandwiched her face, smushed on top of her head and were pushed into her chest. She screamed and crouched as they went back and tossed more pies at her. In the blink of an eye, she was covered in sloppy pies of all kinds. They then, all together, grabbed a massive sheet cake that had the band logo on it and ran towards her with it. They smashed the entire cake over into her, sending it all over the place.

Serena was not impressed, but tried to stay as professional as she could. They then began to spray her with bottles of the champagne along with any other liquid that they could find handy. They spray her with it. Her clothes became sheer and see through. It was very embarrassing.

Still, she stayed professional. She spoke into the camera to the audience. She said,” Well, anything can happen when you broadcast live, especially in the wild world of rock music. I guess this is all a part of the show and, you know what they say, the show must go on.” She shrugged her shoulders and laughed, somewhat uncomfortably.