Heidi Gardner am I annoying

 

Heidi Gardner am I annoying

Heidi Gardner was quite a funny person. She was one of the actresses on Saturday Night Live. There was a sketch on the show where she played a haughty, self-absorbed rich woman. She was talking about how great she was and how other people were basically not as good as her. The other actress in the sketch was getting angrier with her. She was very good at being annoying.

You could see that the other woman was getting close to her breaking point. She grabbed a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs and tossed it over Heidi’s head. The whole bowl stuck to her head. Spaghetti and meatballs dripped from her face and hair. She shook her head and licked her lips, making a funny face. “How dare you!,” she uttered.

The woman did not stop there. She took a bottle of chocolate syrup, opened it and began to squeeze the chocolate sauce all over her. She squirted it all over the front of her shirt and into her face. She shook her head angrily.

The lady then dumped a tray of macaroni and cheese over Heidi’s head after removing the bowl. Masses of yellow mac and cheese poured all over Heidi. Heidi made one of her trademark funny faces. Macaroni and cheese stuck all over her head and poured down her face. She shook her head in anger and disgust.

The woman then sprayed her with mustard. She grimaced and shrugged her shoulders. Her clothing was completely covered in thick yellow mustard. The woman then began to squeeze brown mustard out all over her head. It fell in crisscrossing lines of mustard.

Finally, a Mexican casserole was dumped onto Heidi. It had layer upon layer of mess. It rolled down out of its container all over Heidi’s head.

Anna BT Flatmates fake

 Anna BT Flatmates fake mess

Liz Truss fake mess 1 and 2

 Liz Truss fake mess 1 and 2

Linda Hamilton Tgoo

 

Linda Hamilton Tgoo

Linda Hamilton starred in the Terminator films. She found herself making another terminator film. In this one, there was a scene where she was trapped and tied up by one of the terminator robots. She wore a vest and jeans.

She was defiant in the face of danger. The terminator was trying to get information from her. They wanted her to reveal where her son was. She was not going to reveal anything. The robot then used it’s arm, turning it into a spray gun. He began to spray her with sticky black gunk. She closed her eyes and grimaced.

Next he poured silvery mess all over her from above. She still refused to say anything. The mess poured down over her head, dripped down her ponytail and over her face. The mess was thick and gloppy. It poured down her front, oozing down her chest and arms.

He then sprayed her with brown watery liquid. He blasted her with the brown liquid. She just kept taking deep breaths and staying strong. She was then sprayed with golden slime. She braced herself, hugging her legs as the golden mess rained down on her. It was very thick and engulfed her totally.

Of course, it was all for nought because she still refused to give any information.

Monica Seles fake mess

 Monica Seles fake mess

Maria Taylor makes a bet

 

Maria Taylor makes a bet

Maria Taylor hosted the NFL pregame show. Before one of the big games, everybody made their picks for the game. Maria was the only one to pick the team that she did. They all made fun of her for the pick. They all felt that she did not really know what she was talking about. She, nonetheless, insisted that she was very confident that her pick would be the winner. Someone suggested that if she was so confident, that she may want to make a bet on the game. She agreed to the bet before knowing what she was agreeing to. They then mentioned that if her team lost, she would have to be gunged. She did not like the sound of that but she was still confident and felt that she could not back down. She wanted to prove that she knew what she was talking about.

The game was a decisive loss for Maria’s team. Maria could not believe it. She was aghast. She was dressed in a suit jacket with buttons. She had a skirt on, but it did not look like she did. Her long legs stuck out. This was going to be embarrassing.

The rest of team gathered together and got the gunge ready. Maria was pointing and laughing. “Please, no. Don’t do this,” she pleaded. The gunge was dark purple. It was in an enormous bucket. It took three of the team to be able to lift the bucket. Maria grimaced and braced herself.

“Here we go,” one of the team said. They lifted the bucket in the air over Maria. They tipped the bucket and began to pour the gunge over her. She screamed as the gunge poured over her. It poured down over her head and down onto her face and over her black hair. It poured down over her shoulders and down the front of her jacket. More poured down her back and then down over upon her long legs. She was being showered in sloppy gunge. Gunge dripped from her nose and chin. She could feel the gunge all over her body. She was absolutely soaked in gunge.

They then brought out a large creamy pie. Maria said, “No, no, no, you can’t.” The pie was then thrust into her face. She screamed as the pie engulfed her face. Her whole face was covered in mounds of creamy pie. She could do nothing but shrug her shoulders and laugh.

Joy Taylor fake mess

 Joy Taylor fake mess

Jacy Jayne short story

 

Jacy Jayne short story

Jacy Jayne appeared on television show where they always had messy situations. Jacy was placed in a situation with her friend and former tag team partner Gigi Dolin. Jacy was sat in a seat with a large balloon of gunge above her head. Gigi had to play a game to determine whether Jacy would be getting the gunge or not. She had the task of naming a number of fruits and vegetables in sixty seconds. She had to name 20 in that amount of time. It seemed like it would be easy to do, but looks can be deceiving.

Gigi started out strong naming quite a few in quick succession. It began to get more difficult. She began to struggle more and more. She began to stumble upon her words. Jacy was cheering her on. She wanted to avoid the gunge. She was warned not to cheat at this point. She was tempted to say some answers. She was reminded not to help.

Finally, the sixty seconds ended. Jacy screamed, “Noooo!” The balloon was burst. Dark purple gunge began to fall all over Jacy. The balloon basically exploded. The gunge was soon all over her. Jacy held her hands out in front of her. There was gunge all over her. Gunge covered her hair and ran down her nose and cheeks. She had gunge over her shoulders, on her lap and all over her legs. She had been showered in sloppy gunge. Gigi laughed at her, as did the audience.

All she could do was smile and wave. She stuck her tongue out and made funny face.

Mina Kimes fake messes 13- 17

 Mina Kimes fake messes 13- 17

The Donnas vs. another band

 

The Donnas vs. another band

The Donnas were an all-female rock band. They appeared on a show where they were up against an all-male band. The bands were up for a vote. The winners would get to mess the losers. Throughout the show, both bands made pleas to the audience to vote for them to be saved. Neither band wanted to lose. The Donnas were nervous, but they were really cool women and kind of thought the idea of getting messed might be pretty fun.

As the show went on the tension began to build. Everyone wondered who would be the losers and who would be the winners. Finally, it was time for the results. The two bands were gathered together at center stage. The host was ready to make the announcement. “We can now announce that the band that lost the vote and will be getting messed are…. The Donnas.” They all laughed in embarrassment. They were all dressed in t-shirts and skirts.

Four chairs were brought out and each of the ladies were sat in one. They looked at each other and laughed. They held one another’s hands. The male band each took a position behind one of the band members.

They were then each given a bucket. The buckets were filled with leftovers. There was every kind of leftover food all mixed together. It smelled atrocious and looked revolting. The ladies looked back and begged them not to do this. The guys were smiling and laughing. They were really enjoying this.

It was finally time for the messing. The guys lifted the buckets. They then tipped them over the ladies. They screamed and squealed as the leftovers started falling all over them. There was globs of all matter of mess. There was bean dip, scrambled eggs, gravy, rice, noodles and spaghetti among other things.

The ladies soon were being covered in revolting leftovers. The leftovers fell all over them. They fell onto their heads and down onto their bodies. Mess fell all over their tops, down their skirts and on their legs. They were laughing hysterically. They shook their heads and stuck their tongues out, blushing.

The other band then got to play their song as the ladies wallowed in the mess.

Emma Stone fake mess 6

 Emma Stone fake mess 6

Penelope Cruz build your own burrito

 

Penelope Cruz build your own burrito

Penelope Cruz was hired to do a commercial for a make your own burrito restaurant. She was going to get to demonstrate making her own burrito. It was going to be a human burrito though. She sat down onto a giant tortilla.

“You can have anything you want. Like beef, chicken or even vegetarian beef. These three items were poured all over her. “Then add your veggies. Peppers, onions, mushrooms.” These three things then rained down upon her. They stuck all over her hair and face.

“They have two different kinds of rice.” Both kinds of rice poured down upon her. “And two kinds of beans.” She was then greeted with black beans falling all over her followed by pinto beans. She tried to keep her smile.

“You can then get some salad, lettuce, tomato, corn.” Right on que she was covered in shredded lettuce, diced tomato and corn salsa. “Shredded cheese, salsa. No problem.” Shredded cheese was dumped all over her followed by thick salsa. It was thick and red and fell all over her.

“What about sour cream or queso?” Thick sour cream dumped all over her followed by thick cheese sauce like queso.

“I know you like guacamole as well.” Guacamole was then dumped upon her. She was like a tie dye of different colours and messes.

“So you see, we have everything you need. You can build your own burrito with us. She then rolled around on the tortilla and wrapped herself up like it was a blanket.

Ingy What would you do fake mess

 Ingy What would you do fake mess

Michelle Pfeiffer plays a teacher

 

Michelle Pfeiffer plays a teacher

Michelle Pfeiffer played a teacher in some of her films. In one film her students were competing against another class in a competition. The reward for winning would be to dump mess all over their teacher. Her character was conflicted. She wanted her students to do well, but she did not want to end up covered in mess. The two teachers both felt the same way. The tension began to build even before the competition started.

The competition was a quiz. It was the usual format where each team could buzz in to make a guess. If they got it right they would get a point, if they got it wrong, the other team would get the point. It was a very close match up. Each team got some right and some wrong. The tension began to mount as the competition went on. Michelle was in a situation where she was routing against her class. She looked very nervous. As the game progressed, she began to look more and more anxious. The other teacher looked the same. Who was it going to be?

Things were still very close as the time ran low. It was all going to come down to the last question. Michelle’s class buzzed in and answered. It was all down to this. The answer they gave ended up being correct. Michelle made a funny face and shook her head. She blushed and covered her face with her hands. She was going to be the unlucky one to get covered in mess. Everyone cheered. Everyone wanted to see this including the other class and the other teacher. The other teacher breathed a sigh of relief. She had just missed out on the messing of a lifetime. It was to be Michelle Pfeiffer.

A chair was brought out to the center of the stage. The whole school filled the auditorium to watch this. She took her seat and shook her head. She looked very embarrassed. If she was embarrassed now, it was nothing compared to what was going to happen to her next.

The winning students came forward. They were smiling and laughing. They were looking forward to doing this. They had wanted to do this for a very long time. Coming her way would be cafeteria mess that had been saved up for the past week. It was a disgusting conglomeration of many different leftovers from the cafeteria.

The principal said, “Is everyone ready for this?” Everyone cheered. Michelle shook her head. “Well hear it comes for Miss Pfeiffer.” Her whole body tensed up as the mess was brought forward. Everyone then counted down. “Three… two…. One”

The mess was tipped over her head. The students doing it were relishing the chance to do this. Down the sloppy mess came. It poured down over her head, smushing into her face and hair. It rolled down over her face. She stuck her tongue out and gagged a little because of the atrocious stench of the mess. She could hear the laughing and cheering as everyone witnessed the teacher getting covered in revolting cafeteria mess.

Every manner of mess fell all over her, it fell onto her body. It covered her clothes. She wore a light grey skirt suit. The mess went all over her front and came down onto her lap and onto her legs. She crossed her arms and rolled her eyes. She made a funny face, rolling her eyes and sticking her tongue out the side of her mouth.

Lisa Loeb fake mess 2 and 3

 Lisa Loeb fake messes 2 and 3 

Tiffany Stratton It’s messy time

 

Tiffany Stratton It’s messy time

Tiffany Stratton wore a short pink and white outfit. She found herself sat above a vat of green slime. She looked down nervously. She was extremely anxious. Nia Jax stood by laughing uproariously. She was really looking forward to this.  Tiffany had lost a match to Nia and this was to be the consequence. Nia was only too happy to be the lucky one to get to do the honours.

Tiffany looked over begging Nia not to do this. Nia smiled and waved. Tiffany pouted as she was known to do. Nia was taking her time, soaking up every second of the moment. Tiffany shivered and shook.

It was finally time to pull the lever. Nia licked her lips and cackled. They counted down. “Three.two.one. It’s messy time!” Nia pulled the lever. Tiffany had to seat pulled away from underneath her. She flew through the air and landed full force in the slime. Slime splashed everywhere. Tiffany disappeared below the slime. When she popped up, she was completely covered in sloppy slime. Her hair was soaked in slime. Her body was soaked in slime as well. It dripped everywhere. She rolled her eyes and looked disgusted.

Nia then pulled a second lever. Pink gunge began to rain down over Tiffany. She looked up and closed her eyes. She was soon soaked with even more mess. Pink and green mixed together making a strange mix. Tiffany shook her head in anger and disgust. Her small outfit was covered as well. Her massive breasts were heaving and covered in slime.

She was definitely going to need a shower. She has never been so humiliated in her entire life. She slipped and slid when she crawled out of the tank. Nia pointed and laughed. She was dripping in slime from head to toe. All she wanted right now was a warm shower. She walked back to the showers frowning and pouting.

Rashida Jones fake mess 2

 Rashida Jones fake mess 2

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