Linda Fiorentino old tortellini
Linda Fiorentino was going to be treated to some pasta, but it would be in a situation that she could not have foreseen. She was positioned under the bucket dump. She was representing one of her co-stars. He had to answer some questions correctly. If he managed to answer three out of five correctly, she would be saved. However, if he got three or more wrong, she would get the pasta.
For the first four questions, he alternated between correct and incorrect answers. It would all come down to the final question. The longer the game went on, the more the tension was building. Linda was looking decidedly nervous. She had her fingers crossed. It would all come down to this. Her co-star waited and thought about the answer for some time. He did not seem to know the answer. He would have to guess. Everything then paused while the results were about to be announced. The host then told her co-star,” Oh so close, but you were wrong. You know what that means.” Linda held her hands over her mouth. She nervously gulped.
Her co-star was going to get to do the honours. She wore a black dress that was short on top and a bit silky on the bottom. She shook her head in disbelief. It was now time for her to be faced with the pasta and she was going to be getting a ton of it.
He walked over the lever. He mouthed telling her that he was sorry. The host then gave the signal. He yanked down on the lever. The pasta began to fall from the first container to the second and then all over Linda. It was tortellini mainly. It was red and orange from the sauce that covered it. It landed on top of her head and then rolled down her face and neck. Tons of it rolled down her chest. It stuck to her body and head. Globs of the mess stuck to her dark hair. She threw her hands up. She shook her head. The audience was roaring with laughter at what they were witnessing. Her co-star chuckled, but tried not to laugh too hard at her.
She looked up and gave two thumbs up. She shook her head.
Giant blobs fell from her face and hair. She was covered in the sauce as well.
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