Heidi Gardner am I annoying
Heidi Gardner was quite a funny person. She was one of the actresses on Saturday Night Live. There was a sketch on the show where she played a haughty, self-absorbed rich woman. She was talking about how great she was and how other people were basically not as good as her. The other actress in the sketch was getting angrier with her. She was very good at being annoying.
You could see that the other woman was getting close to her breaking point. She grabbed a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs and tossed it over Heidi’s head. The whole bowl stuck to her head. Spaghetti and meatballs dripped from her face and hair. She shook her head and licked her lips, making a funny face. “How dare you!,” she uttered.
The woman did not stop there. She took a bottle of chocolate
syrup, opened it and began to squeeze the chocolate sauce all over her. She
squirted it all over the front of her shirt and into her face. She shook her
head angrily.
The lady then dumped a tray of macaroni and cheese over
Heidi’s head after removing the bowl. Masses of yellow mac and cheese poured
all over Heidi. Heidi made one of her trademark funny faces. Macaroni and
cheese stuck all over her head and poured down her face. She shook her head in
anger and disgust.
The woman then sprayed her with mustard. She grimaced and shrugged her shoulders. Her clothing was completely covered in thick yellow mustard. The woman then began to squeeze brown mustard out all over her head. It fell in crisscrossing lines of mustard.
Finally, a Mexican casserole was dumped onto Heidi. It had
layer upon layer of mess. It rolled down out of its container all over Heidi’s
head.
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