Faith Hill gets country

 

Faith Hill gets country

Faith Hill was a country crossover singer much like Shania Twain and Leann Rimes. She was a massive star for a period of time in the late nineties. However, she made an album that many felt betrayed her country roots. The country community was not happy about this. They completely turned against her. They did not play her songs on their stations and her album failed in comparison to her previous albums.

At the country awards, Faith was called up to the podium. Two of the older country artists were already there. When she was called to the stage, she was greeted by scattered boos. Some of her fellow artists were even booing her. She looked quite uncomfortable, but tried to force a smile anyway.

“Welcome to the country music awards Faith. It’s a bit odd seeing you here. We didn’t think you made country music anymore.” “Well,” Faith tried to answer, but was cut off. “Yeah, your new album didn’t really sound country at all, yet here you are.” “Well, we here in Nashville have a special surprise for you to let you know how we feel about you.” Faith cheered up a little thinking they may have gotten her some kind of gift.

At that moment the two other singers backed away in either direction. Faith was confused by this. She never suspected what was about to happen to her. From above, gallons of manure began to fall all over her. She screamed as it poured over her head and all over her body. She was frozen in place as the manure washed over her.

The other artists then took bushels filled with rotten fruit and vegetables and tossed them over her. She was in shock at what was happening to her. The audience cheered in delight. In their minds, she really deserved this for making an album with music which was slightly different from what they liked. She covered her face with her hands as she was pelted with rotten produce.

Finally a massive bucket of pig slop was produced. It had the word slop written upon it. It was filled with legitimate slop. Everyone cheered as the slop bucket was brought over and then tipped all over Faith Hill. The slop poured all over her. It was foul smelling and truly revolting. The audience laughed uproariously at the gorgeous singer’s messy downfall.