Paige fake mess 4

 Paige fake mess 4

Josie Bissett Melrose mess

 

Josie Bissett Melrose mess

Josie Bissett was one of the stars of Melrose Place. She played Jane. Jane was someone who was manipulated a lot from time to time. She had rivalries over her ex-husband with her sister and with Marcia Cross’ character. The storylines got quite wild and crazy at times.

There was a scene at the wedding reception for her sister Sydney and her ex-husband. Jane decided to crash the reception. They were just about to cut the wedding cake when Jane stormed in the reception hall. “Jane, I am so glad you decided to join us.” “I am not hear to join you. I am here to tell everyone what a farce this whole things is.” “In that case, you are not welcome here. You can get out now.” “Oh I am going, but not before I tell everyone a few truths about you and this sham of a wedding.”

She went to grab the microphone from Sydney. Sydney tried to pull it away from her. The two struggled with it. Everyone was shocked at what they were witnessing. Sydney then pulled the cord of microphone. Jane went flying face first into the wedding cake. She came up completely covered in frosting and cake. “My cake, my beautiful wedding cake. You ruined it. You witch, you ruined everything.” She then took handfuls of the cake and threw them at Jane. Jane was still fumbling about in the cake. She tried to throw some of it at Sydney as well.

The two ladies were standing at the end of the buffet table where all the food was for the wedding. Sydney looked over and smiled. She grabbed the punch bowl and poured it all over Jane. The punch splashed everywhere, staining Jane’s white pants suit in the process. Sydney then took a catering dish of rigatoni and sauce and dumped it over Jane’s head. It was thick and gloppy. It smelled revolting. “Let me treat you to some of the wedding feast,” Sydney shouted.

She then dumped catering trays of Mexican rice and beans over Jane. She then pushed her face into the catering tray filled with chicken in sauce. The food ran all over Jane’s head and body. Her clothes were covered in crud. Jane could not help but laugh a little, knowing that this was ruining her sister’s wedding.

Sydney then threw salads and shrimp cocktails at Jane. She flung them her way. They were soon strewn all over her. Jane was, furious that her sister had gotten the better of her, but at least the wedding reception was ruined.

Jane then ran at Sydney and the two began to struggle again. They tumbled through the door and outside to the pool area. Then came a very famous scene where they both fell into the swimming pool.

Lisa Marie slime shampoo short story

 

Lisa Marie slime shampoo short story

Lisa Marie sometimes did modelling. This time, she had a very unusual job assignment. She hired because she sort of looked like she could be a vampire, because of her gothic style. The job was a commercial. It was for a horror themed shampoo. The shampoo was made to resemble slime. In the commercial, Lisa Marie was to play a vampire who got slimed. The product was mainly aimed at kids.

She wore a tight fitting black dress that showed off her cleavage. The idea of the commercial was that monsters washed their hair with green slime. Everyone was treated to a shot of Lisa Marie in her low cut dress getting buckets of slime poured on her. The slime was neon green. She laughed in a vampire voice as the slime poured down all over her. It poured down over her head, down her long black hair. It rolled over her face and down her shoulders and chest. Her breasts getting completely covered in the deluge of sloppy slime. The slime continued to pour all over her. Of course, the slime that they used was different from the shampoo, but it would also wash right out. She then explained that this is how monsters washed their hair. From vampires, to she wolves to the bride of Frankenstein.

They then showed shots of her wetting and washing her hair with the slime shampoo. “Getting slimed is fun and helps you keep your hair clean. It’s how all the ghouls wash their hair.” Of course, they never explained getting rid of all of the slime that covered her face and body. She laughed in her exaggerated vampire accent.

Daisy Ridley fake mess 3-6

 Daisy Ridley fake mess 3-6

Catherine Keener Being a messovich

 

Catherine Keener Being a messovich

Catherine Keener appeared in Being John Malkovich. She played a character who was a real witch. She could be nasty at times, but was sort of funny at the same time. She wore a white top and black skirt. She looked incredibly sexy in this outfit.

She was always quite rude and obnoxious towards the other characters in the film. There was a scene where she was making fun of the main character, as she had done many times before. This time, however, he had had enough. He took a pie that happened to be sitting on a nearby table and smashed it in her face. She staggered backwards from the impact. He scarcely knew what he had done. She screamed at him. Her face was covered in thick, creamy pie. She then yelled and cursed at him.

He then took a bucket filled with baked beans and dumped it all over her. She fell back onto her chair. Beans fell all over her head and body. They dripped everywhere over her body, down her legs. She was shocked by what had occurred. She certainly had not expected this to happen. The beans stuck all over her shirt and skirt. The bean juice, staining her white shirt. Beans dripped down her face and hair.

She continued to shout at him, berating him. He could not help himself, he grabbed another bucket, this time one filled with spaghetti and dumped it over her head. She screamed as the spaghetti slowed poured from the bucket all over her. It fell in large globs all over her. She gasped as the spaghetti fell all over her. The smell of it was revolting. Loads of it stuck to the top of her head and dangled down her face. Strands of it hung from her nose. Globs of sauce stuck all over her.

She could not believe what was happening. She was livid. She cursed the other character out. At that point Cameron Diaz’s character walked in. She looked at Catherine and giggled. She then took a pie of her own and smashed it in her face. This time Catherine just laughed.

 

Neve Campbell fake messes 1,2,3

 Neve Campbell fake messes 1,2,3 

Lacey Von Erich this is so gross

 

Lacey Von Erich this is so gross

Lacey Von Erich was one of the Beautiful People. They were always bragging about their looks. She was not considered to be the best wrestler in the world, to put it kindly. She was disliked by a lot of the other female wrestlers who thought that she was only where she was because of her last name and her looks.

There was a scenario where the four Beautiful People were attacking one of their rivals in the ring. They pulled out buckets of mess to mess that person. They had a huge advantage until the rival’s teammates ran down to the ring for the save. They Beautiful People were not so tough when the odds were even. Their numbers game did not work this time. All of Lacey’s partners ended up getting thrown to the outside of the ring. Lacey was left trapped in the ring with the rest of the other team and the mess buckets. When she realised the gravity of the situation, she tried to escape, but there was no opening for her to get out. She was blocked on all angles.

The wrestlers looked at the messy buckets and smiled when they realised the position that Lacey was now in. She began to plead with them to stop. She tried to run, but two of them grabbed her and held her by her arms. The crowd was now cheering extremely loudly.

One of the wrestler grabbed a bucket quickly and through it over Lacey. This one contained light blue gunge. Lacey yelped as the gunge splashed all over her. It dripped over her head and all over her body, down her stomach and abs.

They then tossed a bucket filled with baked beans all over her. “This is so gross!,” she shouted. Everyone laughed as they watched this beautiful young women get covered in disgusting, sloppy baked beans. They fell all over her, rolling down her sexy body.

The third bucket contained what appeared to be rice pudding. They slowly tipped this one over her head allowing the pudding to slowly pour out, making its way down her face and hair and then all the way down her body. It was very thick and very lumpy.

The final bucket contained manure. The wrestlers teased her about how bad it smelled. They held their noses, waved their hands and said things such as, “P.U. it stinks.” Lacey shouted, “Noooooo,” as they began to dump the manure over her head. They stuck the bucket completely over her head, sticking it in place. She kicked her legs franticly for comic effect.

They finally let her go. Her friends pulled her out of the ring. They had been selling for the entire time. They looked at her in shock. She pouted and screamed, “Look at me! This is so gross!”

Katy Carmichael fake mess

Katy Carmichael fake mess