Laura Rutledge short story

 

Laura Rutledge short story

Laura Rutledge made a bet on the week’s football games. She and her colleagues each picked who would win all the games that week. Whoever got the least amount right would end up getting messed.

As the week wore on, the results were close. In the end, Laura finished last. She screamed, “Noooooo!” She was wearing a light green skirt suit outfit. It showed off her long legs and her figure. A special seat was set up for her so that she would be comfortable while she got messed. She took her seat and shook her head. She looked decidedly nervous and uncomfortable.

Her colleagues were giddy at the chance to do this to her. They approached and began to take aim at her. They started with applesauce. They took a big bucket of applesauce and began to dump it all over Laura. She closed her eyes and made a face as the applesauce poured over her.

They then took a bucket of vanilla pudding and began to dump it over her. She closed her eyes as the pudding poured down over her blonde hair, on her face and all over her body. It ran down her legs. Pudding got everywhere.

Next they took a bucket of chocolate pudding and dumped it over her head. She squealed as the pudding dumped over her face. It dripped from her nose and cheeks. She shook her head and laughed.

They then took a bucket of guacamole. It was thick and green. Laura looked up as the green gunk poured over her. It was thick and soft. Blobs of it dropped all over her. She was totally gunked.