Nikki Glaser now that was funny

 

Nikki Glaser now that was funny

Nikki Glaser was used to hosting awards shows. She was used to making jokes about other celebrities. She was in the middle of hosting another awards show. She came up with the idea of getting gunged. She was inspired by slimings of the past.

She came out on the stage with her microphone. She made some jokes about some of the other celebrities. Then one of the celebrities that she had mocked came up on stage. “So, you think that you are so funny, don’t you? You think that making jokes at other people’s expense is funny. You want to be funny? I will show you something that is funny.”

She looked around, not knowing what he was getting at. He then tapped her on the shoulder. He grabbed a bucket of gunge and tossed the gunge upon her. Her mouth fell open. The gunge was purple. It splashed all over Nikki. She threw her hands up in the air.

That bucket of gunge was followed by a tidal wave of gunge pouring down over her head. The audience cheered and laughed at her. She laid her arms at her side as she was showered with more gunge. It covered her blonde hair and dripped down her shoulders and chest. She was totally covered in mess.

The other celebrity then grabbed a pie and quickly smashed it in Nikki’s face, creaming her. She shook her head about. The pie crust crumbled around her face. Globs of pie dripped from her face.

“Now that was funny,” he exclaimed.