Rachel Nichols fake mess 2

 Rachel Nichols fake mess 2

Kath from Afterlife

 

Kath from Afterlife

Kath from Afterlife was presented as a really annoying character that got on people’s nerves quite often. She had a voice that was meant to be very annoying as well. She also was portrayed as being very desperate. Eventually, there was an episode where she became even more annoying. Those around her could not stand it anymore and planned to get revenge upon her once and for all. The staff that she worked with at the newspaper wanted to come up with a plan that would embarrass her as much as they possibly could.

There was a holiday show coming up where the whole town would be there. There would be various acts, skits and games that would take place. Kath was dressed in one of her tight fitting skirt suits. She was trying to flirt and show off, but was still annoying to almost everyone she came in contact with her. She got up and started to do a terrible comedy routine based on her favourite comedians. It was greeted with silence and then yawns. It was clear that she was about to get the hook. People then started to boo and heckle. People started to yell at her saying that she was not funny.

Some of her colleagues from the paper then got up on stage and tried to “save” her act. Ricky Gervais’ character, who Kath was always at odds with was one of the first. He said,” No, that is not funny, but this most certainly is.” With that he pulled out a container of gravy. Kath looked down at it and then up at him. “No, no, you wouldn’t dare,” she told him. He smiled and turned to the crowd. They cheered for him to do it. Her eyes widened. He then reached over and began pouring the gravy right over her head. She made a funny, shocked face as gravy was dumped down over her head, face, glasses and neck. The audience cheered. Gravy dripped down Kath’s glasses, nose, chin and neck. She crossed her arms and glared.

He then took a shepherd’s pie and said, “If you liked that, you are going to love this.” He took the large, sloppy, gloppy shepherd’s pie and raised it over Kath’s head. She froze as he moved it closer and pushed it over into her face and then the top of her head. The thick pie smushed out and soon stuck all over Kath. Large peas and carrots rolled down her face and glasses. Bits of meat stuck to her collar and oozed down her shirt and over her body. Blobs of mashed potato stuck to her face and hair. A large blob of the mess dripped from her nose. Everyone was roaring with laughter at this point.

He then took out a container filled with spaghetti. He showed it to her. “You would not dump spaghetti on me?,” she said. “Oh, anything for a laugh,” he said. He then lifted the container and dumped the stodgy mess all over Kath. He pushed it down on the top of her head. Spaghetti stuck to her hair and glasses. Strands of it dangled and fell from her face. She rolled her eyes and made a disgusted face.

“See now, this is comedy,” he teased. He then took out some coleslaw. He made a silly face and took a bow as before beginning to dump the disgusting coleslaw over Kath’s head. Bits of the disgusting substance fell down over her and landed on her head, glasses and even on the mark on her neck. Mounds of it stuck to her shoulders. It smelled hideous. Kath scrunched up her face and blushed. She was embarrassed beyond belief.

The audience stood up and cheered. She was actually surprised. Kath was very pleased by this. She bowed and smiled. She actually looked a bit proud. It was not a total loss for her. She actually was voted as the best act by everyone at the end of the evening.

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone fake mess 1 and 2

 Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone fake mess 1 and 2

Serena Althschul the show must go on

 

Serena Althschul the show must go on

Serena Altschul worked on MTV News in the nineties. She spent a lot of time around rock stars and other celebrities. Though she was shy and conservative and a bit demure, she was still quite attractive to a lot of the male rock and rollers that she interacted with. She found herself at a lot of wild parties and celebrations.

There was a time that she found herself at a party that a band was throwing to celebrate their mega selling album going triple platinum. She was there to report on the event. She stood in front of the camera and reported the story as it was written. She never dreamed that the table full of pies behind her would come into play for her. The band was around the table. They were pretty drunk as well, having consumed lots of celebratory champagne and who knows what else. They all looked at Serena and her camera and then looked at each other, grinning manically.

They then each grabbed pies in both hands. They ran up to Serena as she was still speaking and broadcasting live and smashed pies all over her. They sandwiched her face, smushed on top of her head and were pushed into her chest. She screamed and crouched as they went back and tossed more pies at her. In the blink of an eye, she was covered in sloppy pies of all kinds. They then, all together, grabbed a massive sheet cake that had the band logo on it and ran towards her with it. They smashed the entire cake over into her, sending it all over the place.

Serena was not impressed, but tried to stay as professional as she could. They then began to spray her with bottles of the champagne along with any other liquid that they could find handy. They spray her with it. Her clothes became sheer and see through. It was very embarrassing.

Still, she stayed professional. She spoke into the camera to the audience. She said,” Well, anything can happen when you broadcast live, especially in the wild world of rock music. I guess this is all a part of the show and, you know what they say, the show must go on.” She shrugged her shoulders and laughed, somewhat uncomfortably.

Elizabeth Shue fake mess

 Elizabeth Shue fake mess

Samantha Irvin don’t mess with my gf

 

Samantha Irvin don’t mess with my gf

Samantha Irvin was dating Ricochet. He was involved in a feud with a hated heel. The heel started to antagonize him by making comments about Irvin and trying to intimidate her. The villain was part of a faction and had a group of wrestlers helping him. Ricochet repeatedly told them to keep Irvin out of things and stated that the beef was between them. They did not stop doing this, however. They took great pleasure in annoying him in this way. They continued to up the game. Their antics grew.

It came to pass that the villain was in the ring after a match and demanded that Irvin come in the ring and announce him as the winner. She did so, but he told her to say it with more enthusiasm. He then told her to say that he was so much better than Ricochet. This drew him to the ring. He ran down and slid in the ring. It was all a trap of course, as soon as he reached the ring, he was ambushed. The other wrestlers beat him down and held him. Another one of them held Irvin. He screamed and yelled. They did not intend to hurt her, however, they had bigger plans for her. The rival slid out of the ring and produced a creamy pie.

He showed it to his rival and teased him. He then reached back and pushed the pie straight into Irvin’s face. The pie flew everywhere. Pie smushed in her face and all over her dark curly hair. The heels all pointed and laughed. They had more in store for her.

The villain then grabbed several buckets. The first was filled with baked beans. He teased that this would look fantastic all over Samantha. He then tipped the bucket over her head. The beans rolled out all over head and down her body, all over her large breasts and legs. Beans stuck all over her curly black hair. They seemed to be made for one another.

They then produced a second bucket that contained leftover spaghetti. Samantha grimaced and yelled no as he began to dump the spaghetti over her. It fell all over her. It stuck in her hair and to her dress. The sauce oozed all over her body. It looked revolting. It smelled even worse. The other wrestler then bent her over his knee and began spanking her curvy behind. Ricochet was livid. He was helpless to fight back as they humiliated his love interest. The heel yelled that he should not have messed with him.

They then dumped a bucket of mushy peas all over her. She frowned and grimaced as thick green glop plopped down on her, sticking all over her. She was now covered in splodges of various coloured mess. When they left the ring they left her laying on the mat in a puddle of mess. Ricochet was not happy with what had occurred.

Alexa Bliss fake mess 5

 Alexa Bliss fake mess 5