8 Simple Rules of mess

***WARNING****
This story contains nudity and sexual situations, please do not read if you are underage or easily offended. Also, the people in the story are all of legal age. Although they play teenagers on the show, they are wellover 18.

8 Simple Rules of mess




Kaley Cuoco and Amy Davidson played sisters on 8 Simple Rules for quite a few years. They had become like sisters themselves. They hung out together outside of work all the time. They seemed to be joined at the hip, at times. The used to go out clubbing all the time. One night they were out at a club together. They had been drinking way to much and were totally off their heads. It was clear to everyone that they were drunk. It was then that the manager of the club noticed them and noticed who they were. An evil idea came into his head. He also noticed several guys eying the ladies up.

He first approached the guys and told them what the plans for the evening would be. They were all to happy to take part. That was the easy part, the hard part would be getting the ladies to agree, but they were quite drunk, so that might make things a bit easier. He approached them cautiously. “Hi,” he said. “Hi,” they said giggling. “Sorry to bother you, but we are having a bit of a game later in the evening and thought you two might want to take part.” “Ok, what kind of game?,” Kaley asked. “Well, it we be against those two guys over there. To be honest it is an adult game and it would have some consequences for the losers,” he explained. Kaley looked at the two guys. “Oh I see,” she said,” Well, you know what I would love to beat those guys and get them naked and pay the consequences. You’re on.” Amy was not so confident. The manager told them that the game would start in ten minutes. “Thanks a lot Kaley. What if we lose. We will have to get naked at least,” Amy said nervously. “Don’t sweat it. We’ve got this,” Kaley said, in a slightly drunken voice. Amy prayed that Kaley had not gotten them into a lot of trouble.

The time came and both teams were introduced. They told everyone that they were Kaley and Amy and that they were actresses. Some of the people in the crowd recognised then from 8 Simple Rules. Some did not. Unfortunately for the girls, the game was a physical one involving large basketballs. The guys were quite tall, so it was much easier for them. The girls comically fell all over themselves attempting to make baskets. They had one minute. The guys got 9 baskets , the girls barely managed 1. Everyone cheered. Amy looked exasperated. The girls new that they had just gotten their asses kicked and were about to be punished.

The teams were gathered at the centre of the stage. “Ok ladies, ya lost,” the manager said. “Yeah we did,” Amy said sarcastically. “So, the girls lost and now have to pay the price. Shall we see what we have in store for them everyone?,” the crowd cheered. The curtain was then pulled back. The girls’ jaws dropped to the floor when they saw what was revealed. At the front of the stage were two sets of ankle cuffs and suspended from the ceiling, two sets of velvet ropes with cuffs on the end. It was clear what these were for. Behind them were two tables with assorted sloppy buckets on them. It did not take too much imagination to figure out what they would be used for. Everyone, including the guys cheered. Amy and Kaley looked at one another in shock. “Oh my fucking God,” Amy said. Kaley bit her lip.

“So, the first thing that is going to happen is that the two losers will be taking their clothes off and we are going to see some skin.” The girls looked at each other dumbfounded. They tried to protest, but before they knew it they were standing at the centre of the stage and removing their tops. They were very reluctant, but had no choice now. Amy then was made to unzip her jeans. She pulled them down, revealing her pale but sexy legs. Kaley dropped her skirt to her ankles. The two actresses now stood in their underwear on stage. The chants of “Take it off, take it off” echoed. The ladies reluctantly reached around their backs and unhooked their bras. They each slid their arms across their chests to cover their breasts as much as they possibly could. They dropped their bras into their respective piles of clothing. They both kept their eyes on the ground. They slowly began to lower their panties, still trying their best to cover their modesty with their arms. Everyone cheered as they watched Amy and Kaley’s underwear slowly descend down their legs to their knees and then down to their ankles. They lifted their legs and pushed their panties into the piles of clothes with their feet. They immediately placed their hands over their vaginas to try and cover up. They kept their knees locked together. Everyone cheering and laughing at their humiliation. Kaley pouted and whimpered. Amy was bright red and looked angry.

“Ok, girls time to make that walk over to our little set up over here, come on guys you will need to strap them in,” the manager said. Kaley and Amy sheepishly followed the manager over to the restraints. There would be no concealing of anything now for the girls. Everything would be revealed in the most embarrassing fashion. The manager showed the girls where to stand. They sheepishly complied, standing where he asked them to. He showed the guys what to do. They each picked the girl that they liked the most. The guys first secured one the girls feet in the ankle restraints. The girls were then asked to move their other foot so it was in line with the other. They immediately realized that the gap was relatively large, so it would require them to open their legs quite wide. They did as they were asked. The guys bent down and strapped the girls legs in. They got a very nice view of their naked bottoms in the process. The ladies were still trying to cover themselves using their hands at this point. Their legs stretching apart. It was now time for their arms. The guys pulled down the velvet ropes. They gently cuffed one of the girls wrists onto it. They pulled it up, stretching the girls’ arms above their heads. They then pulled the ropes up tightening them, pulling them to their other wrists. This stretched the girls slightly. They then pulled them around and cuffed the girls wrists in place. The results were breathtaking. Kaley and Amy were now stark naked, side by side cuffed into place. They were spread eagle. Their arms stretched over their heads, their legs spread wide. They dangled from the ceiling. Now everything was on show. Their breasts dangling. Their legs spread wide. Their legs and arms stretched. Naked in an X position. The first thing everyone noticed was Amy’s untamed, fiery mound of pubic hair. It was completely unshaven in any way and stood out against her pale skin. She was thin and short, but still very sexy. The fact that all these people were seeing her naked mortified her. In contrast, Kaley’s body shapely, tanned well toned and sexy. Her pussy was waxed totally bald. Her breasts and backside looking amazing. Kaley let out a moan. Loads of photos were taken. The two actresses who had played sisters were now side by side spread eagle in their birthday suits.

The guys high fived. They could not believe their luck. They had these two beautiful women totally naked and at their mercy. The girls tried to keep their eyes down. They tried to ignore that there was a club full of people staring at their naked bodies. The guys walked around the losers and admired the view, teasing them. They went behind the girls now. With both hands they grabbed the girl’s naked asses. They squeezed and fondled their bare backsides. The girls winced. The guys then leaned back and spanked their respective butts. Amy screamed and gritted her teeth. Kaley let out a comical sounding oooh noise. “They have been naughty girls,” the manager said. Everyone laughed as they watched the two naked actresses get spanked. Their bodies wiggled and convulsed as the guys’ hands smacked their bare backsides. Sweat began dripping down their bodies. Their knees wiggled. There was a slight give in the ropes but not much. Kaley’s breasts wiggled about as her body moved. Every muscle in their bodies could be seen.



The guys were then given feather dusters. They brought them out and showed the girls. At first they wondered what the point was. The guys “dusted” the girls’ shoulders first. They then moved them down their breasts. The ladies began to giggle as they felt the feathers tickling their skin. They then realized how much the dusters could be used to tickle their bodies and drive them crazy. They ran the dusters down the fronts of the girls and watched them laugh and wiggle about. They ran them down their legs next. They then held the feather dusters underneath the vaginas of the girls. “Please don’t do this,” Amy begged. The guys started gently tickling the girl’s pussies with the feather dusters. They started to move them quicker and quicker against the ladies’ pussy lips. The feathers moving back and forth. The girls’ squealed as their pussies became more and more stimulated. Soon the feather dusters were damp. The guys had no mercy on them, moving the dusters around their private parts as they squealed and convulsed in ecstasy. Try as they might they could not conceal their pleasure. The tickle of the duster against their vaginas felt almost as if they were masturbating. The guys were merciless as they massaged the girls pussies and asses with the feather dusters.



It was now time to get messy. The guys started with two creamy pies. They were thick chocolate cream pies, filled with chocolate pie filling and thick whipped cream. They brought them forward so everyone could see. Everyone cheered. The boys crept forward to the backs of the girls. They then leaned back and smashed the pies squarely into the girls’ backsides. The pies landed with a thud into the naked asses of the girls. The boys rubbed the chocolaty mess round and round over Kaley and Amy’s posteriors. They then took their hands and smushed the pie crust up and down their butts and down the backs of their thighs. Their vaginas already sloppy with creamy pie. The girls could feel their hands smushing cream up and down their backsides. The brown and white mess slathered their asses and rolled down the backs of their legs.

The guys then grabbed two more pie plates. They appeared to be pies anyway. Little did the girls know that it was actually shepherd’s pie that they were going to be served next. This time the guys walked around to the front. They held the pie plates in front of the girls faces. Amy and Kelly begged them not to do this. They promised to do anything that the boys asked. It was no used though, the guys pushed the plates forward and placed them onto the girls’ head. Thick, cold sloppy shepherd’s pie fell from the inch thick pie plates down the girls’ faces and then all the way down their bodies. The feeling of the cold lamb mince and mashed potatoes falling down their naked skin was hard to describe. The mess fell down their faces and down the fronts of their bodies. The thick brown, gravy splattered mess rolled down the fronts of the girls in a long sloppy river of shepherd’s pie. Bits of mince now stuck and matted in Amy’s bushy pubic hair. Everyone hooted and hollered. Kaley’s breasts and legs dripped with shepherd’s pie.

The guys then grabbed bottles of ketchup and mustard. They stood across from the ladies. The mustard was aimed at Kaley. The ketchup was aimed at Amy. The girls closed their eyes as the guys squeezed their bottles. The ketchup and mustard flew threw the air landing all over the girls’ naked bodies. The ketchup skirted in Amy’s face and all over the front of her body. The yellow mustard slowly fell down Kaley. It covered her hips and stomach. It dripped from her crotch and legs. The girls wiggled their legs and bodies as the boys decorated them in the condiments. The ketchup flowed down Amy’s pale skin and splashed in her face. Thick mustard coated Kaley’s hair and dripped down her face and chest. The feeling of these strangers totally being in control over them was incredibly embarrassing for the ladies.

The guys then took too more pies. One took a pumpkin pie, the other a strawberry boston cream pie. The pumpkin pie was for Amy the strawberry one for Kaley. The guys came to the front of them. They slowly pushed the pies into the ladies’ face. They then removed the pie tins and took the crusts of the pies in their hands. The rubbed the pies in the girls faces. They then dropped their hands and rubbed the pies around on the girl’s breasts, fondling them as they went. The girls could feel the guys’ hands twisting in their face, all over their breasts and then down their fronts. With their bare hands, they rubbed the disintegrating pie crust all over the girls. Kaley was covered in whipped cream, vanilla pudding and strawberry puree. Amy had pumpkin pie all over her legs, face and breasts.

The guys, finally grabbed some buckets filled with melted strawberry ice cream. It was bright pink and looked delicious. It was thick and lumpy. It was cold but not freezing. The boys came up from behind the girls. They each started to pour the sloppy , cool ice cream all over the girls. Everyone watched as the girls’ bodies gyrated and shivered as the pink mess poured down over them. The guys slowly poured the ice cream straight down all over the girls’ bodies. The guys took their time as they poured masses of the pink mess over the two actresses. When they were finished, both girls were coated from head to toe in the melting mess. The guys bowed and smiled, looking at the naked messy women. They admired their work.



Amy and Kaley could only hope that no one that they knew would hear about this. They could only hope. This was about as embarrassing as things could possibly get.