Angelina Jolie Gunge Your Ex
Angeline Jolie had been married to Brad Pitt for many years.
They knew each other very well. Now, they were getting a divorce. There were
hurt feelings on both sides. Mr. Pitt was a heart throb, but in this
relationship he put up with a lot over the years. He had taken his share of ear
bashings over the years. Angelina was quite a nag, truth be told. She was a
right moody cow who could be stroppy at a moment’s notice without needing much
of a reason. He had put up with quite a lot in his time with her. They were one
of the highest profile couples in the world. There was no doubt about that.
Their split was less than amicable. They were a prime target to appear on gunge
your ex.
Much to everyone’s surprise, the couple agreed to appear on
the show. She agreed because she wanted to emasculate her husband publicly as
she had done privately so many times in the past. Of Course, he wanted to be on
the show, to finally get his own back on his shrew of an ex-wife. The truth was
that he deserved to get some measure of payback. It was all out war between the
two and it would come to a head on the silly little show known as Gunge your
ex. It would be one of the highest rated episodes of all time. Everyone wanted
to see this. They wanted to see them air their dirty laundry.
Angelina wore a tightfitting black dress on the show. She
looked overconfident to the point of arrogance. The two were introduced and
they came out on separate sides of the stage. The atmosphere was so unpleasant
and nasty that they had to be shot in separate studios for the quiz portion of
the show. They could not bring themselves to even look at one another in the
eye. They could not see or hear each other. They would only see one another
from a distance when the punishment was being carried out. In the meantime,
during the introductions and all through the quiz, Angelina repeatedly made
barbed jibes at her soon to be ex-husband. He just looked determined. As
always, they were asked a series of questions to see who knew the other one the
best. Throughout, Angelina’s answers were constantly worded to insult Brad.
Brad on the other hand was focused on getting the questions correct. Both were
placed in plastic sound proof booths.
This time was slightly different than other episodes as they
were separated. They would only know how well they did until the end. At the
end the scores would be announced and both would hear at the same time. Each
were asked five questions about the other. The two were married for years and
knew quite a lot about one another, so they both did quite well. This made each
one even more confident that they would be the one who would be the winner.
It finally came time to reveal the final scores. The sound
was opened to both of them. They both looked very intense and quite nervous about
the result. Both were desperate to win. It was time to hear the scores. “Ok,
here we go,” the announcer said,” You both did very well. It was very
impressive on both of your parts. We can now reveal that Angelina got three
questions correct. Brad, on the other hand, got four questions right, making
him the winner.” He smiled happily. Angelina tried to look calm and cool, but
it was obvious that she was steaming mad. She swore under her breath, but tried
not to let her annoyance show. Brad was congratulated. He was now going to be
given the golden opportunity to do what he had dreamed about doing to his wife
for so many long years. She gave a little clap and smirked.
He then was allowed to stand up and climb up onto a platform
above Angelina’s head. She was completely unaware that he was up there and was
not aware of what was about to happen to her. She nervously smiled and swore
under her breath to herself. Then, in a n instant a torrent of what looked like
burger sauce dumped down upon her. She shrieked at the shock of what happened.
The saucy mess was bright orange in colour. It poured down her face and
shoulders. It streaked down her face, over her dark hair and right over her
famous lips. She did not really know where it was coming from exactly except
that it was coming from over her. It poured down her shoulders and down her
front.
The substance then changed to what appeared to be baked
beans. Large blobs of baked beans fell from above onto her face and body. She spoke
softly to herself saying how disgusting this was. Blobs landed on her shoulder
blades, on her chest and on top of her head. Another fell straight into her
face. She raised her hand as she struggled in the mess. She thought that she
might get a momentary reprieve, but the mess kept continually pouring on top of
her. The beans soon changed to creamy macaroni and cheese followed by tuna
casserole. Large chunks of the sloppy mess plopped down onto the Hollywood
A-lister. She knew that there was no way that she would be living this down
anytime soon. It was plastered all over her body. She laughed a bit in
embarrassment.
Gravy then poured down onto her from above. It was a solid
wave of the stuff. It poured down like a brown waterfall, covering everything
in its path, meaning everything in its path in a layer of sloppy brown gravy.
It dripped down one of the most famous faces in the world.
That was followed up by a cascade of soggy, sloppy leftover
spaghetti. It tumbled down on top of her from above in all directions. It
landed with a sickening plop onto her head and shoulders. She recoiled in
repulsion. She pushed a load of it off. She was aghast that the disgusting mess
was all over her. The way she was left looking was something not to be
forgotten.
She was left to sit there struggling in the slop. She was
completely dirty and dishevelled. She looked humbled and utterly defeated. She
had a muted frown upon her face. Brad looked down and smiled to himself. She
had thoroughly deserved what she had just gotten. He looked very satisfied
indeed. The slow motion replay was shown over and over again.
Very topical! Excellent story, keep up the good work.
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