Laura Jackson fashion report
Laura Jackson was involved in a lot of style programs. She
was involved in clothing and fashion quite a bit. She was asked if she would be
willing to do a humorous segment for a comedy sketch show where she would be
doing a fashion report and would speak as if gunge and mess were the latest
fashion craze. She agreed to do it because it seemed genuinely amusing to her.
She knew that the result was that she would be “modelling” some of the latest
designs in gunge and mess.
She was dressed in an expensive looking black dress with
orange and yellow butterflies on it. She looked amazing. The segment was thrown
to her. She introduced herself. “Hello I am Laura Jackson with the latest
fashion news. It seems that there is a new trend going around in the world of fashion.
It is really gaining momentum. It is very popular at the moment in New York and
Paris. I am speaking of the fashion statement that is gunge.” This whole
segment was quite amusing. “Yes it is really catching on and I am here to bring
you up to date with all of the trends in gunge.”
The segment then began to have cuts. It would cut to her
dressed differently. She would explain what she was wearing etc. The first wipe
cut to her covered in green slime. It was all over her head and all down her
shoulders. The outfit that she was wearing underneath was largely white with
orange patterns upon it. There was green slime down her body. “We start with
the traditional green slime. Green slime is very traditional. It is a very
standard colour. It is tried and tested. It looks good on anyone wearing
anything, but you can see how well it goes with a white or orange as well.
Green slime is a good starting point. A lot of celebrities have been wearing
this sparingly through the years. Usually on special occasions like award
ceremonies and things, but this can also be an everyday look. It looks great as
just a casual look. You can wear it around the house. It is quick and easy. It
is easy to find and inexpensive to purchase. It is a true classic, people have
been wearing it for many years.”
The segment cut again. Now Laura’s face was covered in
creamy pie. She had a pie tin on top of her head. “Now this look is a classic
pie in the face. This look has been around the longest. Stars in the glamourous
1930’s and 1940’s would sometimes wear this. It is a real throwback, but is
just as popular today as it ever was. It had a real boom period in the 1980’s
and 1990’s as well. It is the easiest and cheapest look to achieve. It is sexy
and elegant. It looks good on anyone. It makes anyone outfit look better. It is
easy to apply as well. You just take a pie and push it into your face. You
apply lightly or heavily according to your taste. You also have the optional
pie plate on the head accent. This part is optional, but it is a real talking
point and finishes off any outfit beautifully. Always very popular.”
The segment cut again. “Our next look is the lovely and
modern orange and red gunge. This is a thick and sloppy gunge. It sticks and
covers very well.” Laura was now in the black outfit she started in. She was
covered in sloppy red and orange gunge. “This is very popular in Great Britain
and Wales at the moment. It is a very unique and bold look. This is something
that will really get you noticed. It is a head turner for sure. It is sexy and
alluring. It looks great in the summer. It looks great with a skirt or dress.
As you can see I am wearing it with a nice black outfit. It looks fabulous. It
goes really nice with a more olive sort of skin tone. ”
The segment cut again. This time Laura was covered in a
creamy pink gunge. “Our next look is a very feminine pink gunge. As you can see
it is creamy and soft. It is a very girly look. It goes great with soft, pale
or pastel colours.” This time she was wearing a light blue sundress. “It goes
great with a paler skin tone. It is a romantic sort of look. It is a really
cute and girly sort of look. It looks good with a fuller figure. This is very
popular in Europe at the moment. It can look good on anyone. It just makes you
feel lovely.”
The segment then switched again. “Next we have the smooth
sloppy gunge. This usually comes in green, yellow or pink. This is the yellow
variety that I am wearing now. I am wearing it with an orange t shirt and
jeans. It is a very casual look. This is very popular in places like Belgium
and the Netherlands. It is a really sexy, but kind of sporty and casual look.
It would look great with sports outfits and such. It would look great to wear
jogging or in a sporting event.”
The segment then switched again. This time Laura was covered
in gloppy brown gunge. “This final look is the thick sloppy brown gunge. It is
for the more adventurous out there. It is quite a flirty, dirty look. It is
certainly an unforgettable look. You have to be very confident in yourself to
wear a look like this though. It is not for everyone. It produces a jaw
dropping effect though. This is something that you wear on a really wild night
out. This is something you might wear to a club or with lingerie. It is
suggestive of a naughtier side. If you are able to carry it off, it looks
fantastic. It really is going the whole way though.”
“So there you have it. I predict that you will be seeing
these looks more and more all around the country, especially in high fashion
areas. You will see more and more celebrities wearing these looks. They are the
new wave in fashion. Back to you in the studio. I have been Laura Jackson with
your latest fashion report.”
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