Charlotte and Dana Brooke

Charlotte and Dana Brooke

Charlotte and Dana Brooke were very annoying. Charlotte was a worthless heel champion. She was the champion, but she never won cleanly. Her whole gimmick was that she needed other people to help her to win matches. She was terrible on the mic and not that good in the ring either. She had the personality of dirt and was only in the title picture because her father was Ric Flair.  Dana was a botch machine that was only on the main roster because she was blonde and had a large chest. Dana would cheat over and over again, helping Charlotte to win matches against far better opponents. Charlotte was very similar to Nikki Bella as champion in many ways. Everyone was sick and tired of these two. They were always allowed to come out on top as well. The WWE had a thing about making all their champions arrogant and weak. This was probably because Triple H was one of the people in charge and that was his character as well. He was always a weak heel who relied entirely on interference to win matches. 

It was finally time in the story line for the other female wrestlers to get a measure of revenge against the two of them. Charlotte lost the title to Sasha Banks the night before at Clash of Champions. Bayley had stopped Dana Brooke from interfering in the match. Charlotte was in the ring complaining about the loss and blaming Dana for it. She dressed her down and Dana continually apologized and grovelled shamelessly. Sasha’s music then hit. She came out holding the belt. She mouthed off a bit to Charlotte telling her she was the boss. She then took a microphone at the entrance ramp and began to talk. 

“Charlotte, you finally lost last night. Everyone knows what you really are. You got exactly what was coming to you last night, but somehow, I don’t think that it was nearly enough. You deserve far worse than what you got last night. You and that little pig of an assistant of yours are nothing but pure crap. I think that is exactly what you should get.”

Charlotte turned to Dana and began to bark complaints at her, poking her in her chest. They then began to have an argument. Charlotte blaming Dana for all of her own shortcomings and calling her a loser. At this point, there was a sound from above. The two blondes’ eye widened and they looked upwards in the air. At that moment, what appeared to be manure, poured down on the two from above. The two were wearing short, tight fitting blue outfits.

The brown mess poured over them both, splattering everywhere. The looks on their faces was priceless. They pouted and screamed. Brown muck rained down over their blonde hair and down their faces. It then rolled over their fake tanned bodies. It seemed to go on pouring for an eternity. The whole ring was splattered with it. Sasha pointed and laughed, mocking them as they were splattered. Brown mess rolled down their arms and legs. Their golden globes were covered in smelly brown mess. Blobs rolled over their faces. The looks of shock and anger they gave were over the top and hilarious. 

Sasha ended the segment by saying,” Like I said, I am the boss and you two are just crap.” She smiled and waved. Charlotte shook her head in anger and screamed. She screamed Dana’s name, blaming her again. Dana then hightailed it out of the ring. Charlotte screamed. “You can’t do this. I am a queen.” 

A little while later there was a backstage segment of a dirty and disgraced Charlotte walking back to the locker room dripping in muck and pouting. “I need a shower. It stinks,” she screamed. She then ran into Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie snickered at her, trying hard not to laugh in her face. “Did you see that Stephanie? That was terrible. You have to do something about this.” “Oh yes, I saw, that was terrible, it was,” she was semi-joking. “You are right, I will take action. I will give you a chance to get revenge. In fact I have made a match. You and Dana vs. Sasha and Bayley. And it happens right now.” She then walked away. “But Stephanie, I haven’t gotten cleaned up yet. I am a mess. I can’t wrestle like this.”

Charlotte and Dana were made to go right back out and wrestle a match in the state that they were in. Bayley and Sasha laughed at them and mocked them the entire time. Dana and Charlotte complained the whole time. It was a big part of the match. In the end it distracted them and they were beaten, leading to more arguing.