Jane Levy Zoey’s messy medley
Jane Levy played Zoey on Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist. In
the show, her character could hear the thoughts of others through popular music
songs. It was a fun if unusual concept. She looked a bit like Emma Stone. She
had red hair and usually wore fashionable outfits.
On an episode of the show, a song started in the mind of one
of the many men who fancied her. This time it was a parody of the song rub me
the right way by Keith Sweat. The parody was called gunge me the right way.
Zoey found herself singing the lyrics. She wiggled her hips and danced provocatively,
running her hands all over her body. The lyrics she sang were about wanting him
to gunge her.
The songs were usually in the form of huge musical numbers.
This song was the same. There were dancers in the background as they performed
the song. Then, as the second chorus hit, green and orange gunge began to dump
all over Zoey. She was wearing a skirt. The gunge splattered her all over. It
went all over her pale legs, her skirt, on her face and onto her ginger hair.
She continued you dance and sing as she was pelted repeatedly with gunge from
all angles. Her designer clothes were soon soaked with sloppy gunge.
She then started to sing a parody of a song called Me by
Taylor Swift called beans. As she sang this song, she began to pour buckets of
baked beans all over herself, soaking her face, hair and clothes in sloppy bean
juice. The bean rolled all over her body, sticking everywhere as they went.
She then began to sing Weird Al’s parody of Labamba, Lasagne.
As she sang this, she appeared to be sat in a large try of lasagne as more of
the substance, slopped down on top of her from above. The sauce, cheese, mince
and pasta fell all over her, covering her in smelly left over pasta.
Another Weird Al song, the White Stuff, then came on. Instead
of Oreos themselves, she then had cookies and cream ice cream dumped all over
her. The ice cream was cold, but began to get soft and sloppy as it covered
her.
The medley then ended with a parody of Rock around the
clock. This one being slop around the clock. As she boasted that she was going
to slop around the clock tonight, slop began to pour all over her. She was
covered in mess now. She then began to dance with the guy who started the song,
still covered in mess. She looked a sight, covered from head to toe in smelly
slop as well as all of the other mess that had come before.
When the song ended, everything went back to normal. She
realised that she had seen a fantasy that he was having about her. She wondered
to herself if she may ever allow this fantasy of his to be lived out for real.
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