Lana Turner is chilli

 

Lana Turner is chilli

Lana Turner was one of the hottest stars in Hollywood history. She was the classic blonde bombshell. She had incredible tanned legs that were famously featured on screen many times. Her entrance in the Postman Always Rings Twice was legendary, with the camera panning up her body. She was one of the biggest sex symbols of the time along with Rita Hayworth and Betty Grable. She was certainly the object of many men’s desires. She starred in films that would have been considered quite provocative at the time. She was seen as quite controversial as well. She was seen as sort of a bad girl of sorts of that time. 

During that time in Hollywood, the stars would sometimes go out to entertain the troops. It was much appreciated and a way for the stars to give back to the troops who were serving at the time. People like Bob Hope, Marilyn Monroe and Betty Grable were famous for entertaining the troops in this way. It was quite a rewarding experience for them.

Lana was going to be appearing on one of the shows with some comedians and others. It was a spirited show that got the men involved. It was humorous and the men were extremely excited. They were thrilled to see her as well, as one can imagine. They were in for a real treat today. There were whispers going around, but no one was sure what Lana would be doing. There was a large object hidden behind a large curtain on the stage that had yet to be revealed. The MC announced her onto the stage to a rapturous reception from the troops. She smiled and waved to everyone.

Lane was dressed in an all-white, two-pieced bathing suit. She looked stunning. Her hair was back a bit. Her golden tanned legs and skin shown in the bright sun. She looked ravishing. The men whistled and applauded as she entered. The MC then began to explain what was about to happen. “Miss Turner had graciously come to our stage too see everyone. We thank her sincerely. Now, I am sure that you are all wondering what we have in store. Lana is wondering to. Well, I can assure you that it is something very outrageous that everyone is going to love. Well, everyone, but maybe Miss Turner herself that is.” 

He then pulled the curtain away to reveal a large dunk tank filled with chilli. Everyone gasped, including Lana. She put her hands over her face and laughed. She jokingly punched the MC in the arm. “Miss Turner is going to take a seat in our special chilli dunk tank and you guys are going to take turns trying to dunk her.” Lana rolled her eyes. “Now how do you feel about that?” The men cheered. Lana laughed and said,” Anything for you guys.”

She was lead to the seat of the tank. She crossed her luscious legs as she sat down. The men then lined up with balls to try and hit a target that would send Lana down into the vat of chilli below her. She looked down and squirmed. She gritted her teeth. As they started to toss their balls, she would cheer for them to mess and would give two thumbs down before clenching her teeth and bracing herself in case they were to be successful.

Shockingly, they were having very little luck to begin with, because they were stood so far away from the target. One after another, they failed as they cheered one another on. Lana began to tease them slightly. She stuck her tongue out and put her fingers to her nose and then on the sides of her head. “Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,” she playfully teased. She also sensuously crossed and uncrossed her legs seductively.

Finally a man came forward who had pitched for a baseball team in his youth. He took aim and wound up properly. The MC advised Lana to brace herself. She shook her head, shaking her platinum blonde locks as he released the ball. As it hit its target, she screamed as the seat flew out from under her and she was catapulted downward into the vat of chilli. Her body landed with a gigantic splash, sending chilli flying all over the place in every direction. She was completely submerged in the chilli.

When she emerged, her platinum curls were covered in chilli. Beans, sauce and mince clung to her hair and fell down her face. Her white bathing suit was completely soaked in chilli sauce, staining it an awful orange colour. Her lovely tanned body was dripping in chilli. Mounds of it rolled down her body, down her legs into the tank. She was up to her waste in the chilli. 

She was not expecting what was to come next. Another man threw a ball which hit the target as well. When it hit, a vat of nacho cheese that was situated above the tank, flipped over, sending cheese sauce toppling all over her. Her head was covered in it as it dripped down her face and body.

She shrugged and then smiled and waved as everyone else cheered and celebrated. Some photos were taken for the national papers.