Haley Jones Stanford

 

Haley Jones Stanford

Haley Jones is a Stanford basketball player. The team is one of the best in the country. They are top contenders for the national championship. Haley was very competitive and she loved her teammates and her team. She wanted to win the title more than anything. She began to brag online about how good the team was and about how many games they were going to win. She became more and more confident that the team would win it all. Although, they were one of the best teams in the game, there were plenty of other great teams out there that had just as good a chance to win as Stanford did.

Haley began to brag online, guaranteeing that the team would win it all. This began to annoy some of the other players around the country. They began to challenge her. Eventually, someone said,” If you are so confident, why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” They told her that if she was so sure, that she should make a bet with them. She was so confident that she agreed. She agreed before she even knew what the stakes were. She was a little surprised when they told her that if her team did not win the championship, she would have to get covered in mess. She did not know how she felt about this, but she was still sure that Stanford would win the championship, so she was not overly concerned.

The team did very well in the tournament. In fact they made it all the way to the final game. The game was very close. It came down to the last 15 seconds. The game was tied. Unfortunately, the other team was the one to have the ball last. They passed the ball and Stanford fouled. The player was sent to the foul line. All she had to do was make one of the two shots. She managed to do this and Stanford lost by the closest of margins. The game was so close that Haley had almost forgotten about the bet she made. At first, she was just bummed at losing such a close game. It was a few seconds before what that meant for her began to sink in. “Oh shit,” she thought.

The other team was celebrating. They were holding the trophy and there was confetti everywhere. They then pulled a chair over to the centre of the court and ran over to Haley, grabbing her by the arms and dragging her over to the chair. She feigned protest begging, “Noooooo!” Her teammates were absolutely no help. The fact that she was about to get it actually cheered them up a bit after losing the game.

She crossed her arms and blushed. Her eyes darted around as the other team got ready to let her have it. They had everything they needed and were about to get started on her. She smiled with her dimples showing as she blushed. She shut her eyes as they lifted a bucket over her head.

They dumped the bucket all over her. It was filled with fluffy white stuff. It was either whipped cream or marshmallow flush, or a bit of both. It was almost a bit like meringue. She squelched up her face as the white mush plopped on her head. Blobs fell down into her hands and down her sides. The top of her head was covered and some smushed onto her forehead and down the bridge of her nose. She held her hands out, shook her head and laughed.

Next they began to dump spaghetti hoops over head. She screamed as she felt a wave of thick spaghetti hoops fall from above and splat all over her. They rolled down her curly hair and down her face. They splattered her uniform and collected between her legs. Her teammates were laughing at her hysterically. She looked pretty funny to them with spaghetti hoops stuck all over her hair and face.

They then dumped a massive bucket of macaroni and cheese over her head. She almost gagged when she felt and smelled the heavy mac and cheese raining down over her face and body. She blushed as the other team celebrated their victory by covering her in disgusting macaroni and cheese. Never in her wildest dreams had she imagined having mac and cheese stuck all over her hair, face and body. She could do nothing but laugh as she looked down at the globs of mac and cheese on her hands. A big strand of stuck together mac and cheese dangled straight down from the tip of her slightly pointy nose.

They then finished her off with coleslaw. They laughed and joked about how rancid and disgusting the stuff looked and smelled. They joked about the fact that it would soon be all over their opponent. The whole team gathered around and posed as they all began to tip the bucket over Haley. She put her hands over her eyes as they dumped the coleslaw over her head. First some rancid white stuff poured out of the bucket. They came massive blobs of slaw. The largest fell out and plonked down on top of Haley’s head. More fell down onto her shoulders and knees. She sat there and looked up, holding her hands out, her head covered in coleslaw as if it were some kind of bizarre wig.