Crest White strips commercial woman
The Crest whitestrips commercial was all about clean and white looking teeth. It featured a woman whose face took up most of the screen talking about her teeth not looking white, but saying that whitestrips made them much whiter. In a second commercial, she talked about messes and stains.
“Lots of things can stain your teeth. Food like cherry pie.”
Right after, she said that, a cherry pie flew through the air and smashed right
in her face. The tin slowly oozed down her face. Her face and hair were covered
in cherry pie filling and crust. “Look, I may be messy, but my teeth are still
so white!,” she exclaimed.
“And what about things like chocolate cream pie.” She licked her lips as a chocolate cream pie was flung at her, straight into her face. It landed with a plopping noise. This time the pie tin stuck to the top of her head. Her face and short dark hair were covered in chocolate pie filling and whipped cream. She smiled and flashed her teeth again. “Look, even though I have been clobbered with a chocolate cream pie, my teeth are still so white. They stay white no matter what.”
“Even if we tried spaghetti,” she uttered. With that, gallons of spaghetti hoops fell all over her from above. She smiled and chuckled sarcastically. She looked down and took a deep breath. She was soon covered in spaghetti hoops. As she looked up she said, pointing at her huge teeth and exaggerated smile,” My teeth are still bright white, though I may be completely covered in spaghetti hoops.
“The sae hold true for baked beans, of course,” she
explained. At that moment, she was showered with baked beans. They splattered in
all directions. Her white coat was irrevocably stained with spaghetti and bean
juice. Baked beans poured down over her. She had short hair, so there was
little to shield her face from the onslaught of sloppy baked beans. There were
beans stuck all over her face. Beans dripped down her shirt and coat. “As
embarrassing as this is, I can still be confident in knowing that my teeth are
still bright white and Crest whitestrips can clean up any stains that may be on
my teeth.
“Now the rest of me, that is another story. This lab coat
will probably be stained forever. I will probably be cleaning beans from my
panties for hours, but my teeth are still sparkling.”
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