Lindsay Davenport loses

 

Lindsay Davenport loses

Lindsay Davenport was a top tennis player in her time. She was one of the top players in the world, at one point. She was now getting older and was no longer a top player. She was going to play in a charity tennis match. The match was against a very young player. Her opponent teased her quite a lot before the match about her age. She was then goaded into a bet on the match. The winner would get to mess the loser.

Lindsay actually started out hot and took a lead early. Her opponent then came roaring back, eventually taking the lead. In the end it was rather close. Lyndsay, however ended up being beaten to the finish of the match. She wiped the sweat from her brow and sputtered her lips. She walked forward and shook her opponent’s hand. She was wearing an all light blue outfit.

She was called back to centre court. She slowly made the walk of shame and took her seat at midcourt. She blushed. She looked very embarrassed. Her opponent then walked out. She had a huge smile on her face. She was very excited. The crowd was very excited as well. It was time for Miss Davenport to face the music of her loss.

She did not have the luxury of a hat. She would not be able to block the mess. It all started with a container of honey. Her opponent chuckled as she began to squeeze the container. The gooey honey oozed out all over Lindsay’s hair, arms, back and legs. Piles of mess oozed all over her head.

Her opponent then dumped a pillow case full of feathers all over her. They fell all over her. They stuck all over her hair and her body. She shook her head and laughed in embarrassment. She looked very silly.

It was then time for tortellini. Her opponent took a large bucket of the pasta and started pouring it all over Lindsay. Large chunks of the pasta in sauce fell all over her. It oozed over her shoulders and down her chest and shoulders. It stuck to her hair and to her legs. Lindsay was shown rolling her eyes, her head covered in tortellini. They were gross, multi-coloured tortellini.

Next was ranch salad dressing. This dressing looked like it was expired and probably rotten. It was in a huge oversized bottle. Her opponent began shaking it out on her head. It covered the top of her head. She shook her head and stuck her tongue out. She looked very funny.

Her opponent then took a huge tray of Caesar salad. In a swoop, she dumped the entire try out all over Lindsay. The salad was covered in cheese, carrots, dressing and croutons. It stuck all over Lindsay’s body and to the dressing.

Lindsay shook her arms and made a grimace. This was the most embarrassing moment of her life, no doubt.