Andie MacDowell short story

 

Andie MacDowell short story

Andie MacDowell found herself sat in a gunge dunking booth. She looked down at the green gunge that lay below her. This was her punishment for misbehaving. She was playing a naughty character in the film that she was in. She wiggled her toes inches above the gunge below. The townsfolk began to line up waiting for opportunity to dunk her.

They started to throw balls at the dunking target. She grimaced and shook the balls flew through the air. Luckily for her, hitting the target was much more difficult than it looked. The people throwing the balls kept missing their target. However, the balls started to get closer and closer to the target. It was only a matter of time until someone had the right aim. Each time someone threw a ball, she closed her eyes and held her breath.

She wore a frilly Western style dress. Finally, a tall athletic man stepped up. She tried to flirt with him to get him to not throw the ball. This attempt failed miserably. He had three shots at the target. The first one missed, but only by a little bit. The second, actually touched the target, but fell short. Finally, it was his last throw. He threw it as hard as he possibly could. The ball smashed the target.

Andie screamed as her seat fell out from under her and she fell downwards into the gunge below. A huge amount of gunge flew from the tank as she plunged beneath. She disappeared beneath the surface of the gunge. The gathered crowd cheered wildly.

When she came up from the gunge, she smiled. She curtsied. She was covered from head to toe in gunge. Her clothes and hair were totally soaked in slimy gunge. Her heavy dress actually fell down, from the weight of the gunge.  She blew kisses. At that point, the man was handed a large creamy pie. He reached back and decked her with the pie. She was knocked backwards, falling back into the gunge again. Her face was covered in cream pie, filling and crust. It dripped from her hair and face.