Sunday, 22 September 2024

Melissa Rouch the rice thing to mess

 

Melissa Rouch the rice thing to mess

Melissa Rouch was featured in Quaker commercials. The catchphrase was that it was the rice thing to do. There was a commercial where they were advertising the diversity of the rice cakes. There was endless possibilities.


“You can try to put anything on them,” she said, Like caramel.” With that, caramel began to pour down on her from above. It poured down her hair and face and all over the rice cakes as well. It was light brown and gloppy.

“What about chocolate?,” she asked. With that chocolate began to pour down over her head. She still kept her big smile on her face. The dark brown sloppy mess poured down upon her, splashing everywhere.


“You can even use things like fruit salad,” Of course, fruit salad began to fall from the air all over her. She still kept her funny smile on her face the whole time.

“Strawberry jam, marmalade, Nutella,” one by one they fell all over her.


“There is also cheddar cheese flavour,” she said. Cheese sauce then fell from the air all over her and on the rice cakes.


“Barbecue sauce?!?” You can guess what happened next. Barbecue sauce began to pour down over Melissa’s head. “Guacamole!?!” The guac then fell all over her. “Why yes. Why not?”

“Egg salad, sure.” Disgusting egg salad began to dump down upon Melissa. “Even spaghetti.” Down came the spaghetti all over her. She calmly smiled and took a bite of one of the rice cakes.

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