Alex Fletcher Diane Hollyoaks

 

Alex Fletcher Diane Hollyoaks

Alex Fletcher played Diane on Hollyoaks. She was a slightly older character than usual on the show. They usually focused on young people under 35. She played a mum on the show. She also had one of the sexiest accents of all time. It was a Liverpool accent. Her accent was a real turn on for sure.

There had been a few times on Hollyoaks in the past when people had dumped things on each other’s heads out of anger and frustration. There were very serious storylines and well as silly ones on the show. Her character had been through a great deal over the years.

Diane’s partner was a chef that ran a restaurant on the show. There was a scene to be shot where she was clashing with one of the other female characters over something. This was a reoccurring thing that happened quite often on the show. They were eating a dinner that was served by her partner. They had arranged the dinner to try and patch up some of their differences. Of course, neither of them were being reasonable. They began to argue back and forth more vehemently. Each was insistent that they believed the other person should apologize. “I ain’t apologizing to you, you cheeky cow,” Diane uttered in her thick accent. “You must have come her to embarrass me or something. Well, you won’t get the pleasure, love,” she exclaimed. “You were invited here and bought a lovely dinner and you still have the cheek to act like this.”

“Dinner eh? I’ll give you, your dinner,” the other woman exclaimed. On the table were plates of various pasta dishes. The woman looked down at her plate. It was filled with fettuccini Alfredo in a sloppy white sauce and covered in smelly parmesan. She picked it up and dumped it right over Diane’s head. It long, thick, slender noodles fell down her face and hair. The thick, foul smelling sauce and cheese stuck to her hair and face and dripped down her body. She was aghast. Her mouth fell open in shock. Her eyes widened. She was frozen in shock and anger.

The woman then looked down again. She picked up Diane’s plate of spaghetti in marinara sauce. It was all mixed together making a disgusting orange tinged concoction. It was also covered in smelly parmesan cheese. Diane gasped as the woman proceeded to dump this over her head as well. It stuck to her face and dripped from her hair. The sloppy sauce saturating her white blouse. The woman then took the remains of some garlic bread and shoved it down Diane’s shirt between her breasts. Diane was mortified.

The woman then took too plates of salad that were covered in thick Italian dressing and dumped them onto Diane as well. The salad poured over Diane, sticking all over her body. The woman smirked as she looked at Diane. “Oh no, not the lasagne. Please.” The woman then took two plates of lasagne that were sitting on the table. She took one in each hand. She smiled as she sandwiched the two plates into Diane’s face, squishing the lasagne all over her face and hair. Lumps of pasta, meat and cheese fell down Diane’s top and down her neck. Her face was covered in sauce.

At this point, her boyfriend emerged with a tray. He had not seen what had transpired. “Pudding anyone,” he said. On the tray was a few plates of tiramisu as well as rice pudding. “Don’t mind if I do,” the woman said smugly. She then smushed the tiramisu into Diane’s face and poured the rice pudding over her head. She then stomped out. Tony, Diane’s partner looked at her. She looked back at him. “I take it that didn’t go as well as plan,” he remarked. Diane just rolled her yes.

Katie Jarvis fake gunging

This is a fake messing of Katie Jarvis who has been on Eastenders.

Simone Biles bf’s choice

 

Simone Biles bf’s choice

Simone Biles was an attractive gymnast who was coming of age. She was involved with men more. She had blossomed into a very attractive woman. She was asked to appear on the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice sports awards. She was a good role model for young people, especially females to look up to. Her boyfriend was excited when he heard about this. He started to hint to her that it would be really cool if she ended up being slimed. He would say how much he would love to see it happen. She was not too sure about that. She was not nearly as enthusiastic about the prospect as her partner was.

Simone was to receive a special lifetime achievement award. Of course, it went without saying that a sliming went along with receiving the award. She still wasn’t too sure, but she agreed to it. Her boyfriend would be very pleased. She did not tell him that it would happen beforehand. She left it as a surprise. She told him to tune. She said,” You never know. Anything can happen on Nickelodeon.” Little did he know that the world would be treated to seeing her perfectly toned, muscular, chocolate coloured body get completely covered in messy slime.

She was dressed in a tight fitting pink dress. The dress was short and tight fitting, showing of the curves of her body. The pink looked fantastic against her dark skin. It was a fairly straight forward set up. She would be introduced as the winner of the award. She would accept the award by saying a little speech and then would get covered in slime. These awards shows were not very subtle or well written. They usually did not need a pretence of a Segway into a sliming. Before she got on stage, she sent a quick text to her boyfriend. The show was being broadcast live. She told him, “Make sure you are watching. I am on in five minutes. You might want to record this. ;)”

It was time for her award. “Now, we are honouring our lifetime achievement award winner. She is one of the greatest Olympic gymnasts of all time. Please welcome, gold medal winner, Simone Biles,” the presenter announced. The audience cheered as Simone entered. She smiled her massive, sexy smile and waived to everyone as she entered.

She shook the presenter’s hand and gave them a hug as was customary. She then took her award and started to give her speech. She began to thank everyone including all of her fans for their support. She told everyone to believe in themselves and to never give up on their dreams etc. She then said,” And a big thank you to my wonderful partner. This one is for you.” She then winked and smiled.

At that moment, green slime began to pour down over her head from above. It poured directly over her, covering her dark hair. It poured down her face. She smiled and laughed as the slime poured down onto her from above. Slime then started spraying at her from her front. The force blew her skirt up. Her legs and chest were now being sprayed with green slime as well. The slime soaked her dress and dripped down, washing over the muscular curves of her legs and her behind. Her dark skin was coated in thick green slime.

When the green slime stopped, gold slime started. It was similar to the golden slime that covered one Danica Patrick. She closed her eyes as it dumped all over her. It layered with the green slime, covering in almost entirely. It was even thicker and sloppier than the green. She was soon covered from head to toe. Luckily, she had taken her heels off. She did this so she wouldn’t trip or fall.

The presenter then tapped her on the shoulder. When she turned, then pushed a cream pie into her face. She threw her hands up and laughed. Her face was now covered in a mask of sloppy pie. The crust crumbled down her chest. Pie plopped from her nose. Her massive smile and lovely eyes shown thrown the sloppy pie that covered her face.

Her boyfriend was going wild watching this at home. He loved what he was seeing. It made him very turned on indeed. He watched as the camera panned slowly up his partner’s messy body, showing her from head to toe covered in mess. It was the hottest thing he ever saw. He could not wait until she got home.

Iggy Azalea fake messes.

 These are fake messes of Iggy Azalea. She once said that she wanted to get slimed. Here she gets her wish.

Ellie Kemper Erin Hannon

 

Ellie Kemper Erin Hannon

Ellie Kemper played the role of Erin Hannon on the Office. Her character was small at first, but as time went on, she was featured more and more. She proved that she could be really funny. Her character was sweet and very cute as well. Her character had a really good heart. She was a lovely person who always meant well. She was also a character that was really easy going and could be ordered around a lot.

There was an episode where there was an office party. A lot of times on the office, parties were quite controversial. There was a party planning committee and lots of arguing that would usually take place. Things would always go wrong and there would be many mishaps along the way. On this particular episode, there was an argument over whether the party should take place at all. There were two sides arguing back and forth. Of course Angela was on one side. As a part of all of this, one person would order Erin to get something or to put some decorations up for example only for her to be told to take what she had back and so forth.

It started out with a punch bowl. Andy had asked Erin to get a large bowl of punch. Erin complied. When she brought it into the meeting room, Angela saw her. She told her that she must get rid of it because it was no longer required. Andy told her, not to, because it was still needed. The two argued. They each insisted. They both tried to grab the bowl at the same time. It flew up and as a result, the punch went flying all over Erin soaking her. Angela and Andy looked at one another. Angela shook her head and said,” Now look what you did.” She then walked off. Erin made a funny face as she was known for doing. Her mouth fell open and her eyes bugged out. Her top, hair and face were soaked in the punch. Andy apologized and then asked Erin to bring in the meat platter.

Erin went and got this. It was very large and filled with lunch meat, cheese and other types of things such as tuna fish, mustard, Russian dressing and ranch sauce. It was comically oversized. Erin struggled not to drop it as she teetered into the office going towards the assembly room. At this time, the other two were in the room arguing again. Just as Erin was walking towards the door, Angela came out. She did not look where she was going, because she was so angry. Erin saw her coming. Erin staggered backwards and fell back. The entire tray tipped over and the contents fell all over Erin. She was covered from head to toe in the stuff from the platter. Angela looked down at her. “You should be more careful. We don’t need that anyway. The party is off,” she exclaimed. Erin picked bits of ham and roast beef off of her face and hair. Andy came out and looked down at her. He was so annoyed with Angela that he did not even mention the meat tray. He just asked Erin to get the salad tray.

The salad tray was just as large as the meat one. It had lettuce and tomatoes along with other salad items, but also had items such as dressing, potato salad, pasta salad and egg salad. This time Andy and Angela were arguing in the office again when Erin stumbled in. She made it further this time. She awkwardly reached for the door. This time Andy came storming out. The door hit the platter and it fell all over Erin’s head and body. It was much messier than the last one. Erin was now covered in the various salads.

Erin was shown at a sink in the bathroom, trying to wipe her face with a wet paper towel. She was messy and dishevelled. She talked to the camera. “It just hasn’t been my day. I guess I am just a bit of a clutz. I am so clumsy and accident prone. People always say that and laugh. But, hey, it’s going to be a great party.” She picked some pasta salad from out of her shirt. It was funny, but also tragic as well. It was clear that she was not clumsy and that the fault lay in others who were taking advantage of her good nature to some degree. “Hey, there is a stack of pies I have to go get now. What could go wrong?”

Erin was next seen carrying a pile of various pies and cakes. They were piled up over her head. She couldn’t really see where she was going. As she made her way from the elevator, there kept being obstacles in her path. She would keep almost tripping or falling. She would regain her balance at the last minute. There were things placed in the path that were done for comic effect, but she kept successfully managing to avoid them. She even managed to open the door to the conference room. She slowly made her way inside. She was very tense and nervous. Then, just as she was about to place the pies on the table, just as she took a deep breath, Dwight barged in the room sounding a very loud bull horn. This made Erin jump. She fell backwards and the pies fell all over her, smashing all over the place. She sat on ground. She threw her hands up. The episode ended as she rolled her eyes and exclaimed,”Son of a,..”

Sophie Drakeford Lewis fake gunge

 This is a fake messing of Sophie Drakeford Lewis.

Lisa Loeb what about me?

 

Lisa Loeb what about me?

Lisa Loeb was a singer in the nineties. She had a number one single with Stay (I missed you) from the Reality Bites soundtrack. She was really cute. She was very geeky. She wore glasses and was shy and reserved, but enjoyed a good laugh as well. She loved the idea of getting messy. She secretly thought that it would be quite funny and a bit of a turn on. She did not admit that to anyone for a long time. She had seen her 90’s counterparts getting messed. She sent out messages to the effect of,” What about me?” Eventually, she received a response from someone involved in some of those previous messings saying that they hoped she would be next. She responded that she would be up for it.

She decided to do a special performance at a coffee shop near where she lived for charity. She was to be slimed at the end of it. The event would raise money for the charity. It would be a really fun time for everyone who came. She would broadcast the whole thing on social media as well. She promoted it online, encouraging people to come and to donate. She told everyone that if a set amount of money was raised that she would be getting slimed at the end of her performance. Of course, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be occurring. She tried to not let on how much she was actually looking forward to it. She had secretly wanted to get slimed or gunged for a very long time. Because she was considered more of a serious artist, no one would have thought that she would be up for this sort of thing. Getting slimed was something that usually happened more to pop singers and members of girl/boy bands.

She wore her trademark black dress and of course her famous glasses. She thanked everyone who came out and then began to play some of her more famous songs. She was a brilliant artist to be fair. Her music was actually amazing. In the middle of the set she stopped to have a word with the audience. "Thank you to everyone for coming out tonight and for all of your generous donations. I am happy to announce that we doubled our goal for donations for the evening. I am so pleased. What that means for me though is that you are going to be seeing me getting a bit messy at the end of the evening. I hope that you enjoy that. Actually, since we raised double our goal, maybe I should get double the mess. What do you think? Are you all up for that?” The audience cheered.

She then played several more of her songs. She played her acoustic guitar. Finally, the time came for the last song. As the song ended, some of the staff began to pour green slime over Lisa. She continued as best she could strumming her guitar and singing as the slime poured all over her. She laughed as it poured down her dark hair and then down her face. The slime covered her glasses. They did not fall off, but were splattered in gooey green slime. More slime poured down her chest and down her dress over the rest of her body. Gooey slime stuck all over her body. She laughed as the goop dripped all over her.

Then, as an unexpected bonus, the coffee bar staff took some of the pies, cake and pastries that they had behind the counter and began to pelt Lisa with them. She raised her arms and giggled as she was pelted with cream cakes, scones, cheesecake and other assorted baked good. Cream, jam, chocolate and icing smeared all over her clothes and her body. Bits of pastry, puree and cream stuck to her hair and face. She laughed uncontrollably. She was genuinely enjoying what was happening to her. She felt that it was quite hilarious.

When it was all over, the audience cheered. She stood up and took a bow as photos were snapped. “Oh, that was great. Thanks again to everyone. I hope everyone enjoyed that,” Lisa said as she picked a cream and jam scone from her hair.

Tess Daly fake gunge

 This is a fake messing of Tess Daly. It is long overdue.

 

Bianca Belair the messiEST

 

Bianca Belair the messiEST

Bianca Belair liked to call herself the EST of the WWE. She was in a heated rivalry with another competitor. Her rival promised that when she was done with her, she would be the messiest. She vowed to defeat her and to cover her in revolting mess. Bianca agreed to a messy stipulation in their match. She was very confident that she would win the match because she really did believe that she was the greatest. She was pretty good, but not the best. There was the usual teasing and tainting back and forth. Even Bianca’s husband who was also a wrestler got into it a bit, but he joked that he was kind of rooting against his wife in this one. He stated that he was kind of secretly hoping to see her get messed. Bianca was very athletic and kind of cute. She had one very long braid in her hair.

She took part in the match. It was a back and forth encounter. There was some good natured back and forth going on between the competitors. Like all matches in the WWE in recent times, there was a ton of back and forth and false finishes. In this case, it did work to build up the drama. The crowd was very into it because they were eager to see one of the competitors end up covered in mess. The finish would be controversial. Bianca’s husband came down when Bianca’s opponent tried to cheat to steal the win. However, this backfired. When he was arguing with the referee, Bianca’s opponent hit her with a foreign object and rolled her up. The referee turned and counted the three. Bianca had lost. Her husband had inadvertently cost her the match up. She pointed at him and shouted at him, asking what he was doing. He held his hands up. He apologized, but sheepishly made his way backstage. Her opponent then got on the mic and exclaimed that it was time for Bianca to become the messiest. Bianca waived her hands and protested. “No, this is not right. This can’t be happening. No.”

She turned around and tried to get away. Her opponent grabbed a pie that the referee was getting ready. She grabbed Bianca’s shoulder and spun her around, sending her face first into the pie. Bianca’s eyes widened. Her mouth fell agape. She waived her finger as if to say,” I cannot believe that you just did that to me. She then motioned towards the exit. Her face was covered in mask of creamy pie. “I’m going to bounce up out of here,” she remarked. Her opponent was having none of it though.

By this time, she was carrying a bucket of messy green slime.. Bianca turned away, but was grabbed again by her opponent. As she turned around, her opponent flung the green slime all over her. The slime splashed all over her body, cascading everywhere over her. She was wearing a pink jumpsuit. Bianca could not quite believe what was happening to her.

Her opponent then took another pie and smacked her on the bottom with it. Bianca reached back and grabbed her behind. She hopped up and down comically. Her behind was covered in creamy pie. Her opponent then proceeded to spray Bianca with sloppy chocolate syrup. She finished up by dumping a bag of feathers all over her embarrassed opponent. She then pulled her bottoms down to her knees and slapped Bianca on the bottom. Bianca hightailed it out of there trying to cover her bare behind as well as her face. She was mortified.

The opponent then got on the mic and shouted,” Now you are the messiest in the WWE. No one will dispute that.” Bianca hid her face in shame.

Peyton Royce fake gungings

 These are fake messings of Peyton Royce.