Sunday, 31 December 2023

Suzanna Hamilton 1984 messes

 

Suzanna Hamilton 1984 messes

Suzanna Hamilton played a huge part in the film 1984. There were many nude scenes in the film. There was one scene that wound up on the cutting room floor. She was naked and had her hands tied behind her head. She was being punished for the things that they did not want her to do. They did not physically punish her, but were calling her names and trying to humiliate her. She tried not to react. She looked a lot like Emilia Clark right down to her hair.


Instead of being violent, they were going to embarrass her by covering her in mess. They started by smushing various pies all over her face and naked body. They pushed a cherry pie into her behind and a banana cream pie into her face simultaneously. They then smashed a chocolate cream pie into her vagina and a coconut cream pie into her breasts. They then smushed a lemon meringue pie onto the top of her head. They finally smushed two black forest style cakes into her face and all over her body. She could do nothing but moan. Her body tensed up as she felt the pies thrusting against her body.


They then began to pour some of the disgusting food from the movie all over her. The food looked like gruel, it was lumpy, grey and green. It was dispersed over her. She then had bits of spam and old fish tossed at her. It was smelly and revolting.


They then began to pour beans over her. She bit her lip and said one word, “F***”. She did not want them to know that she was actually getting some kind of perverse pleasure from the whole thing. The sloppy beans poured on her, sticking all over her hair, face and nude body. She blushed inside. She was completely nude and bound. She could only wiggle slightly. Bean juice was now oozing all over her.


She was then treated to a bucket of mushy peas. The soft, sloppy, green gook was dumped upon her. She closed her eyes as mushy peas were dispatched all over her naked body. She was actually quite damp between her legs. Her fuzzy pubic hair was damp with sex juice. Luckily, no one was able to notice this under all of the mess. They kept calling her names.

Their plan did not really work. She did not talk or denounce anything.

Top of the Pops fake mess

 Fake mess Top of the Pops



Saturday, 23 December 2023

Chelsea Clinton parents’ revenge

 

Chelsea Clinton parents’ revenge

There was a new show involving celebrity parents and their grown up children. The theme was that the parents would be getting the chance to get revenge on their children. That of course meant messy revenge. The first guests were the Clintons. Chelsea Clinton was going to find herself in deep, deep trouble. Part of the show was not telling the person what the show was really about. What was to happen would be coming as a complete surprise. This was going to prove to be a very embarrassing evening to say the least for her.


The host welcomed everyone to the show and then introduced the Clintons. It was the parents, Bill and Hillary Clinton and their daughter Chelsea. Chelsea was quite a shy and reserved person as well. She was a little bit on the nerdy side. She was definitely awkward and quite geeky. The Clintons shook the host’s hand. He welcomed them.

“So, our show is very special. It welcomes celebrity families. There is something really special about the show though, that I am about to explain,” the host said. “Clintons, you love your daughter, right? But I am sure that she can be annoying at times, right?” They replied affirmatively. “I thought so. And Chelsea, you love your parents don’t you?” She replied that she did,” They do so much for you and you want to do something to give something back to them don’t you?” “Um, sure, of course,” she replied. “I thought that you might say that. So, it is only right that they get to slop you isn’t it?” “Yeah, um, no, wait, what?” The parents smiled and laughed. “We think so too, Chelsea come with me.”

He walked with her over to a pillory that had been set up. She was blushing and giggling. “Come on, let’s get you in there,” he teased. She had no other choice but to lean over and get into the pillory. Her parents were grinning from ear to ear. They were loving this. The stocks were closed and Chelsea looked out, blushing. “Please, be nice,” she begged. Her parents laughed, seeing their daughter in this position. It was a parent’s dream come true. The stocks were slightly too small for Chelsea, her large head and hair stuck out like a sore thumb and her chunky behind stuck up in the air. She was bent over. She wore a skirt that when she bent over rode up revealing some of her underwear. “This is awesome,” her mother said. “She definitely deserves this,” her father said.


“Firstly, I think that your lovely daughter deserves a good spanking, don’t you? Who wouldn’t want to spank their grown up daughter on national television?” Her parents went behind her and started to playfully spank their daughter’s behind. The crowd started counting up to ten as they spanked her ass over and over. It was not hard, it was just meant to add to the embarrassment. When they were done, the crowd applauded.

It was now time for the mess. The parents were then given buckets of slop which was in reality food waste that had been collected. Much of it was spaghetti, baked beans, gravy etc.. Each of the parents took their buckets and began to take aim. They then began to dump the slop over their daughter. One took the front and the other the back end, before switching positions. They took their time as they started to dump the slop all over her.


They tipped their buckets and sent the slop down over her face and backside. It poured down her hair and face as well as down her legs. The disgusting looking and smelling mess stuck all over her and slithered its way down her body. Her face and hair were dripping in mess. They then took handfuls and rubbed them around in her face and on her body. They then celebrated when she was completely covered.


They stood and cheered. “That was amazing,” they said. “So parents revenge. This is what it looks like. Anything to say to your parents, Chelsea?” “I love you,” she said, somewhat ironically.

Mina Kimes fake mess 11

 Mina Kimes fake mess 11



Saturday, 16 December 2023

Juliette Lewis I can’t believe I’ve been slimed

 

Juliette Lewis I can’t believe I’ve been slimed

Juliette Lewis was a really fun and cool person. She is also someone who had always wanted to get slimed. She saw other celebrities getting slime and thought that it looked like a lot of fun. She began to drop little messages on social media hinting that she had a deep desire to be slimed and slimed properly. She would sometimes be critical of weaker sliminings that she saw. She would make comments such as,” Oh come on. What was that? You can do better than that. You call that a sliming? I’ll show you how it’s done.” She also loved reading about slimings. She became a big fan of a certain website where she would read messy stories about other celebrities. She eagerly awaited a day to come where she might get a mention.


She eventually reached out to the writer. She explained who she was and explained that she had a real desire to be slimed for real. She stated that she had been fantasizing about it for a long time. They decided between them that it was something that they could do for real. They threw caution to the wind and planned for a real sliming. She would send messages saying, seductively, how much she was looking forward to being slimed for real.

They decided to meet somewhere private. Juliette was very excited, nervous and hyped up about the meeting all at the same time. The anticipation was almost unbearable. She wore a pair of black capris pants and a black and white striped shirt. She had no shoes or socks on. She sat eagerly on one leg as she got herself ready. She looked over as he got the slime ready for her. “Here it comes. Here comes the slime. I can’t wait for you to slime me, baby,” she said provocatively.


He smiled as he approached. She laughed and cackled and wiggled as he approached and got himself ready to pour the slime. As he began to raise the slime bucket it he said, “Juliette Lewis, it’s slime time.” She then told him to wait so she could record the moment for posterity. She set up her camera phone and began to record. It really was about to be slime time.


She closed her eyes as he lifted the bucket. He began to tip his bucket. The slime started to pour out from it. It landed on the top of her head and started to drench her. It poured down the sides of her head and then over her face. She let out a muted groan of pleasure as she felt the slime pouring over her. The sensation that she felt throughout her body was one of extreme pleasure. It was like being covered all over in warm sexiness. She could feel it pouring all over her. She leaned back and just let herself go in the moment, allowing her to feel every inch of slime that oozed all over her body. It soaked her clothes and hair. It dripped everywhere. She posed for the camera.


She was soon covered in slime. He then told her that he had a special surprise for her. He turned around and when he returned, he was carrying a pie. She was going to get a pie in the face as well, which she never even dared to dream about. He reached out and pushed the pie in her face. She giggled and stuck her tongue out. She smiled from ear to ear. “I can’t believe I’ve been pied and slimed,” she said.

Natasha Bedingfield fake mess

 Natasha Bedingfield fake mess



Sunday, 10 December 2023

Nikki Bella fake mess 4

 Nikki Bella fake mess 4



Olivia Rodrigo Get her back

 

Olivia Rodrigo Get her back

Olivia Rodrigo made a song called get him back. She never dreamed that one of her ex’s would want to get her back and not in the way that she would have enjoyed. The person that she was writing about did not appreciate having a song like that written about his personal life. He felt that she was a high maintenance diva who had unrealistic expectations of everyone around her. He felt that she was spoiled and did not care whose name she dragged through the mud.


A segment was created on a show that Olivia was to appear on called get them back. She did not know of the existence of this segment when she agreed to be on the show. The presenter mentioned her song and asked her a bit about it. She explained that it was about an ex who she felt mistreated her and how she had mixed emotions about him, but also wanted to get revenge on him. She was then asked what he would say about that. She replied that he would say that she was a witch and that he probably wanted to get her back as well. “Well, we have a real surprise lined up for you tonight Olivia. We have a special guest joining us in the studio tonight and guess what? It just happens to be your ex.” Olivia looked shocked. “Oh no,” she said. “Oh it gets even more fun because you got to have your say with your song, but he has not got to tell his side. You got your revenge through the song, but now he gets to have his revenge on you… In the stocks” Olivia’s mouth fell open and she pointed to herself. She was then lead to the stocks and lowered inside. She almost popped out of her light purple, low cut dress as she leaned over. She gulped as the top of the stocks was lowered.


She shook her head and begged as her ex came in carrying a gigantic pie. The audience was chanting pie her as he approached. He was celebrating and pumping his fist. He was an obnoxious idiot as you would expect. Olivia was the type of person who was attracted to jerks, but then would complain that they were jerks later on, despite the fact that they had been that way all along. Olivia wildly shook her head as he approached.


He came slowly at first before rushing forward. He slammed the pie into her face, pieing her. The pie smashed into her face and into the pillory, sending creamy pie flying in all directions. It made a thud when it collided with her face. He celebrated after he let the pie tin drop, leaving her face dripping in sloppy pie. She rolled her eyes and licked her lips. It was easy to see that he enjoyed doing that to her immensely.

He then was given a bucket of purple gunge that he was then allowed to slowly pour all over her sexy body. He liberally poured it all over her. It soon covered her hair and dripped from her face and breasts. It dripped from her chin and down her body. He took his time, dumping it all over her as best as he could. He laughed and taunted her as he proceeded to dump the gunge all over her.


She was in shock at what was happening. She was even more shocked when he was given a bucket of baked beans to finish her off. She made a messed up face, sticking her tongue out of her mouth sideways as he began to dump the beans all over her. They felt disgusting and cold all over her tanned body. They dripped from her cleavage and chin. She could feel them down her back, on her behind and down the backs of her legs.

As he finished her off, her song, get him back was played on a loop. It kept saying get him back, get him back as he got his revenge upon her.

Sunday, 3 December 2023

Ellie Leach short story

 

Ellie Leach short story

Ellie Leach was doing very well on Strictly come dancing. She was doing a bit too well for some people’s liking. She was doing so well that it began to spark jealousy from the other contestants. They were very jealous of her and wanted to teach her a lesson. They began to devise a plan to humiliate her as much as they possibly could.


It happened after one of the shows. She and her partner were celebrating coming in first in the vote. Confetti and things were falling. It looked a bit chaotic with music playing and things flying all around. The other contestants joined them on the stage. This was usually the part of the show when the hosts thanked everyone and hyped up the following week’s show. This time, some of the other contestants grabbed Ellie from behind and yanked her dress all the way down to the ground. The look on her face was priceless. Her eyes widened and her mouth fell wide open. Her dress was pulled down with such force that her underwear went as well.


Her hands quickly fell to try to bring her dress up and to try to cover her modesty. As you was struggling, another one of her rivals came from behind and threw a large bucket of blue gunge over her head. She screamed as a tidal wave of sloppy gunge poured all over her from above. It poured over her dark hair and down her face, it poured down her body, all over her breasts, down her back, arms and stomach.


They then all ran towards hr carrying various cream pies. They rushed at her and smashed pies all over her body and face. She could nothing but raise her arms as she was splatted with pie after pie. She was soon covered in creamy pie from head to toe. She turned around and was nailed with a pie straight into her naked behind. Her floppy bare bum was splattered with creamy pie.


Her partner had fled by this point, leaving her all alone cowering on stage naked and messy. They then dumped more buckets of pink gunge all over Ellie. She made more shocked, embarrassed faces as the gunge dumped all over her. All she could do was cringe and awkwardly giggle.

Taylor Swift fake mess 3

 Taylor Swift fake mess 3



Friday, 24 November 2023

Kay Adams loves Dicks

 

Kay Adams loves Dicks

Kay Adams is the epitome of annoying. She has a very grating voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. She got on everyone’s nerves a great deal. One of her colleagues was thrilled when they got the opportunity to make a messy bet with her on a game that they were discussing. Of course, most of the fans who tuned in were males so they were routing against her as well. She was confident that her team would pull through for her, but things were out of her hands.


The game was not particularly close. Every time the opposing team scored, everyone celebrated. They began to tease her and really rub it in. The opposing team ran up a big lead. Kay’s team was not able to come back. Kay cheered the team on, but it was to no avail. They ended up losing badly.


As the final buzzer sounded, everyone took Kay by the arm and led her over to the area set up for the mess. She kicked off her shoes and took a seat. The winner was handed a giant yellow pie. He smiled as he balanced it in his hand. “I have wanted to do this for so long,” he explained. Kay scrunched up her face as he leaned back. He took aim, then pushed the pie straight into her face. He thrust the pie in her face, nailing her with it. She raised her legs in the air. Everyone exploded in laughter as she was creamed with the pie. As she moved her mouth and eyes, some of the pie fell, the rest sticking all around her face. She made a very sexual looking face, sticking her tongue to the side of her cheek. She stuck it out and licked her lips.


Just then, he started to spray her with ketchup and mustard. He stood over her, looking down. He began to squeeze the condiments out all over her. She closed her eyes tightly as the ketchup was sprayed all over her face and the mustard all over her head and neck. She remarked that she felt like a hot dog. With that, the winner shoved a hot dog in her mouth. Someone shouted out Dicks. This was a reference to a store that Kay did commercials for, but it was also a reference to rumours surrounding Kay’s supposed affinity for oral delights. This added to the humiliation of the moment for Kay.


They then proceeded to empty a bucket of thick gravy over her head. Kay could do nothing but shake her head in disbelief at the proceedings. Everyone else was loving what they were witnessing. They all laughed and teased her. She actually was quite a good sport about the whole thing considering the level of embarrassment that she had undergone.

 

Jean Arthur fake mess

Jean Arthur fake mess



Saturday, 18 November 2023

Rosie Perez Fiesty

 

Rosie Perez Fiesty

Rosie Perez was a very good actress. She was very feisty. She played a lot of roles in which she would get into arguments with different people including boyfriends, relatives, other women etc. In one such movie, her character was involved in a contentious relationship. She and her partner were shown to argue constantly and quite heatedly. It was shown that she would call him names, curse him out and shout at him. He was shown to argue back, but he did not use personal attacks towards her.


One day they were arguing. This was a day where they were throwing a big party. There was a large catering table filled with food laid out. Rosie’s character was berating her boyfriend because he bought the wrong kind of pies for the party. They were supposed to be pumpkin pies, but he had gotten chocolate cream pies instead. He tried to explain to her that the stores were out of pumpkin pies because the holidays were coming up, but she did not listen. She was shouting and yelling at him. He was shown trying to keep his composure. He tried not to lose his temper. Then she went too far and said something extremely personal and hurtful towards him. It was so out of line that she stepped back and paused for a moment. She sputtered and said that she did not really mean it. He was now very upset. He grabbed a bowl filled with potato salad. She asked what he was going to do. He smiled and then tipped the large bowl over her head, dislodging the sloppy mess with it all over her head. It stuck to her head and hair. Bits of it rained down on her, sticking all over her wavy hair on her clothing.


He then grabbed a salad bowl that was filled with salad that was covered in Caesar salad dressing. He held it over her head and then tipped it, causing it to rain down over her. The slimy salad and dressing stuck all over her face, hair and body. She looked around franticly.


He then took a large bowl of salsa and threw it at her, causing the salsa to splash all over her chest and body. He then dumped the chips over her as well. They stuck to the salsa that was already all over her.

He then looked down at the pies. “You don’t like these pies huh? You don’t like them? You want pies? You really want pies? You can have them.” He then took two of the pies and smashed them all over her. He took two more and did the same. He rubbed them around all over her. She was soon covered in chocolate pie filling, whipped cream and pie crust.


They looked at each other and then started to laugh. She then jumped up on him and they began kissing passionately. They were then shown stumbling into the bedroom. The scene ended with the door shutting behind them.

This was the theme of the movie. The couple argued, but it was in a passionate way that was also their way of flirting with one another.

Rachel Nichols fake mess 2

 Rachel Nichols fake mess 2



Sunday, 12 November 2023

Kath from Afterlife

 

Kath from Afterlife

Kath from Afterlife was presented as a really annoying character that got on people’s nerves quite often. She had a voice that was meant to be very annoying as well. She also was portrayed as being very desperate. Eventually, there was an episode where she became even more annoying. Those around her could not stand it anymore and planned to get revenge upon her once and for all. The staff that she worked with at the newspaper wanted to come up with a plan that would embarrass her as much as they possibly could.


There was a holiday show coming up where the whole town would be there. There would be various acts, skits and games that would take place. Kath was dressed in one of her tight fitting skirt suits. She was trying to flirt and show off, but was still annoying to almost everyone she came in contact with her. She got up and started to do a terrible comedy routine based on her favourite comedians. It was greeted with silence and then yawns. It was clear that she was about to get the hook. People then started to boo and heckle. People started to yell at her saying that she was not funny.

Some of her colleagues from the paper then got up on stage and tried to “save” her act. Ricky Gervais’ character, who Kath was always at odds with was one of the first. He said,” No, that is not funny, but this most certainly is.” With that he pulled out a container of gravy. Kath looked down at it and then up at him. “No, no, you wouldn’t dare,” she told him. He smiled and turned to the crowd. They cheered for him to do it. Her eyes widened. He then reached over and began pouring the gravy right over her head. She made a funny, shocked face as gravy was dumped down over her head, face, glasses and neck. The audience cheered. Gravy dripped down Kath’s glasses, nose, chin and neck. She crossed her arms and glared.


He then took a shepherd’s pie and said, “If you liked that, you are going to love this.” He took the large, sloppy, gloppy shepherd’s pie and raised it over Kath’s head. She froze as he moved it closer and pushed it over into her face and then the top of her head. The thick pie smushed out and soon stuck all over Kath. Large peas and carrots rolled down her face and glasses. Bits of meat stuck to her collar and oozed down her shirt and over her body. Blobs of mashed potato stuck to her face and hair. A large blob of the mess dripped from her nose. Everyone was roaring with laughter at this point.


He then took out a container filled with spaghetti. He showed it to her. “You would not dump spaghetti on me?,” she said. “Oh, anything for a laugh,” he said. He then lifted the container and dumped the stodgy mess all over Kath. He pushed it down on the top of her head. Spaghetti stuck to her hair and glasses. Strands of it dangled and fell from her face. She rolled her eyes and made a disgusted face.


“See now, this is comedy,” he teased. He then took out some coleslaw. He made a silly face and took a bow as before beginning to dump the disgusting coleslaw over Kath’s head. Bits of the disgusting substance fell down over her and landed on her head, glasses and even on the mark on her neck. Mounds of it stuck to her shoulders. It smelled hideous. Kath scrunched up her face and blushed. She was embarrassed beyond belief.

The audience stood up and cheered. She was actually surprised. Kath was very pleased by this. She bowed and smiled. She actually looked a bit proud. It was not a total loss for her. She actually was voted as the best act by everyone at the end of the evening.

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone fake mess 1 and 2

 Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone fake mess 1 and 2




Sunday, 5 November 2023

Serena Althschul the show must go on

 

Serena Althschul the show must go on

Serena Altschul worked on MTV News in the nineties. She spent a lot of time around rock stars and other celebrities. Though she was shy and conservative and a bit demure, she was still quite attractive to a lot of the male rock and rollers that she interacted with. She found herself at a lot of wild parties and celebrations.


There was a time that she found herself at a party that a band was throwing to celebrate their mega selling album going triple platinum. She was there to report on the event. She stood in front of the camera and reported the story as it was written. She never dreamed that the table full of pies behind her would come into play for her. The band was around the table. They were pretty drunk as well, having consumed lots of celebratory champagne and who knows what else. They all looked at Serena and her camera and then looked at each other, grinning manically.


They then each grabbed pies in both hands. They ran up to Serena as she was still speaking and broadcasting live and smashed pies all over her. They sandwiched her face, smushed on top of her head and were pushed into her chest. She screamed and crouched as they went back and tossed more pies at her. In the blink of an eye, she was covered in sloppy pies of all kinds. They then, all together, grabbed a massive sheet cake that had the band logo on it and ran towards her with it. They smashed the entire cake over into her, sending it all over the place.


Serena was not impressed, but tried to stay as professional as she could. They then began to spray her with bottles of the champagne along with any other liquid that they could find handy. They spray her with it. Her clothes became sheer and see through. It was very embarrassing.


Still, she stayed professional. She spoke into the camera to the audience. She said,” Well, anything can happen when you broadcast live, especially in the wild world of rock music. I guess this is all a part of the show and, you know what they say, the show must go on.” She shrugged her shoulders and laughed, somewhat uncomfortably.

Elizabeth Shue fake mess

 Elizabeth Shue fake mess



Friday, 27 October 2023

Samantha Irvin don’t mess with my gf

 

Samantha Irvin don’t mess with my gf

Samantha Irvin was dating Ricochet. He was involved in a feud with a hated heel. The heel started to antagonize him by making comments about Irvin and trying to intimidate her. The villain was part of a faction and had a group of wrestlers helping him. Ricochet repeatedly told them to keep Irvin out of things and stated that the beef was between them. They did not stop doing this, however. They took great pleasure in annoying him in this way. They continued to up the game. Their antics grew.


It came to pass that the villain was in the ring after a match and demanded that Irvin come in the ring and announce him as the winner. She did so, but he told her to say it with more enthusiasm. He then told her to say that he was so much better than Ricochet. This drew him to the ring. He ran down and slid in the ring. It was all a trap of course, as soon as he reached the ring, he was ambushed. The other wrestlers beat him down and held him. Another one of them held Irvin. He screamed and yelled. They did not intend to hurt her, however, they had bigger plans for her. The rival slid out of the ring and produced a creamy pie.


He showed it to his rival and teased him. He then reached back and pushed the pie straight into Irvin’s face. The pie flew everywhere. Pie smushed in her face and all over her dark curly hair. The heels all pointed and laughed. They had more in store for her.

The villain then grabbed several buckets. The first was filled with baked beans. He teased that this would look fantastic all over Samantha. He then tipped the bucket over her head. The beans rolled out all over head and down her body, all over her large breasts and legs. Beans stuck all over her curly black hair. They seemed to be made for one another.


They then produced a second bucket that contained leftover spaghetti. Samantha grimaced and yelled no as he began to dump the spaghetti over her. It fell all over her. It stuck in her hair and to her dress. The sauce oozed all over her body. It looked revolting. It smelled even worse. The other wrestler then bent her over his knee and began spanking her curvy behind. Ricochet was livid. He was helpless to fight back as they humiliated his love interest. The heel yelled that he should not have messed with him.


They then dumped a bucket of mushy peas all over her. She frowned and grimaced as thick green glop plopped down on her, sticking all over her. She was now covered in splodges of various coloured mess. When they left the ring they left her laying on the mat in a puddle of mess. Ricochet was not happy with what had occurred.