**Warning** This story contains sexual content. It is also a
work of pure fiction. I have never met Ruth Jones. She may be happily married
for all I know. It is just a naughty messy fantasy. Also, she is a larger lady
so this might not be to everyone’s taste.**
Ruth Jones I can imagine it
Ruth Jones is on the larger size for famous women, but she
is still incredibly attractive. She is quite sexy and can be quite naughty at
times in her personal life. I met her one night in a bar and restaurant. I did
not even know that she was famous at the time. We both went up to the bar to
order our meals. I was just before her. I offered for her to go first but she
said,” Nah, go on love, you were here first.” I ordered my meal. She was right
there behind me as I ordered. “Mmm that sounds delicious love, I was going to
order the same thing. Can you imagine though, if it was on your cock,” she
said, half whispering in my ear. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. I
turned around. She was very close to me, her leg touching mine. “Um, excuse
me,” I said,” I am not sure that I heard you right.” She looked me up and down
and then deep in the eyes. “No, you heard me right, love. I said I would love
to eat that off of your cock. Should we get our meals to go and go back to my
place,” she asked. I nodded in approval. We got our meals to go and picked up
some other bits on the way.
By the time we got inside of her door, we were already
passionately kissing. We were all over each other. “I have wanted to get these
fucking clothes off since the minute I saw you,” she said. We didn’t even get
out of the entrance way before we were tearing each other’s clothes off. She
pulled her top off and I followed. We feverishly pulled one another’s jeans
down. She reached back and unfastened her bra, exposing her enormous chest. We
then quickly removed each other’s underwear.
We fumbled our way in the bedroom and went onto the floor,
dragging the bags of food with us. Before I knew it, she had my penis in her
hand. She grabbed a baguette filled with tuna salad, mayonnaise and salad. She
shoved my penis into the soft roll. My penis now, suddenly smeared in the tuna,
inside the roll. She then opened her mouth. She began to simultaneously suck my
cock and eat the hoagie at the same time. Licking the tuna sensuously off of my
penis as it began to get even harder than it had been initially. She ate the
hoagie as she went along, enjoying the taste of the special ingredient that lay
inside. Her hunger for the food was matched only by her hunger for my penis.
“I’m fucking starving,” she said with a wink. Her hands grasping both my penis
and the roll within them. She sucked more from my balls as she held the roll
higher. As she was nearing the end of the roll, I knew I was about to let go.
“Let me have it hun,” she said. I leaned back, closed my eyes and exploded in
orgasm. Thick, warm cum exploded from my penis. It sprayed into her face, onto
her hair and into her mouth. It got all over the remains of the hoagie. She was
undeterred though, she licked her lips and then ate the rest of the hoagie
along with most of the cum that was now sloppily all over her.
“Mmmm, food and sex, together in such a nice way. It doesn’t
get much better than that,” She said. She now laid on her back. I lowered my
head between her sexy, chubby legs. She opened wide, exposing her vagina in
full. She then took a coronation chicken baguette. She opened it up and pushed
it downwards straight into her crotch, sloppy side down. She rubbed it around
with the palm of her hand. Some of it getting on my face in the process. I
leaned over and began to lick her sloppy vagina. It was now covered in mounds
of the yellow coronation chicken and the remains of the roll that had held it.
I could taste the flavour of it along with the taste of Ruth’s private parts.
She was already very wet. I licked her back and forth. She leaned back and
began to moan. I ran my tongue along her pussy lips and then pushed it deeper
inside of her sexy love hole. She began to scream her approval as my tongue
penetrated deeper inside of her womanhood. Coronation chicken was now
everywhere on us both. She closed her eyes and leaned backwards. “Yes, fucking
eat me baby,” she screamed. She bit her lip and then her body exploded in
pleasure. Her muscles writhed in pleasure. Her pussy exploded, it juices squirting
everywhere. Her sex noises filled the room.
She then sat up. She took two pies in her hands and gave
them to me. She closed her eyes. I smashed one pie into her face and one
between her legs. She then handed me two more. I smashed the first into her heaving
chest, rubbing it around on her massive breasts as she writhed and moaned in
pleasure. Her hand was firmly between her legs, playing with herself and
rubbing the pie around on her pussy lips. I then motioned her to bend over. She
got on her knees and bent over, exposing her massive rea rend. “Yes, pie my
ass,” she said in her sexiest Welsh accent. I leaned back and pushed the pie,
with all mu might, squarely into her massive posterior. It was the sexiest site
I had ever seen. I rubbed the pie around on her large butt cheeks. Some
emerging into her ample butt crack along the way. She let out a yelp of
satisfaction as she felt her behind getting creamed. I then leaned forward and
began to run my tongue up and down her creamy backside, over her cheeks, along
her crack and down the back of her thighs.
It was a bit odd, thinking back. We had only just met and we
were already naked, covering one another in messy food and performing sexual
acts upon one another. Next we took a large chocolate gateau. We got up onto
our knees. We faced one another and placed the cake between our bodies. We then
hugged each other, pushing our nude bodies together. This squashed the cake
between us, smushing it all over Ruth. It mainly stuck to her breasts and
stomach. We looked one another in the eyes and kissed again.
We then took a cardboard container filled with custard that
we had cut at the top and raised it in the air together. We tipped it over and
custard slowly began to plop down onto Ruth’s head and then all over her large
body. It plopped on her breasts and down her back onto her ass. She put her
hands on her enormous breasts and began to fondle them, squeezing and rubbing
the custard around on her own huge breasts. She licked her lips and flicked her
tongue in a movement that was absolutely filthy. I then grabbed a second
container, this one containing chocolate custard. I slowly poured it onto her
head and then over her body, down onto her belly, crotch and thighs. She then
placed one hand firmly between her legs. She began to finger her own pussy in
the custardy mess. She feverishly massaged her pussy lips. She started off slow
and then began to go faster and faster. She closed her eyes, moaning in
pleasure.
I then took another, similar container that was filled with
rice pudding and began to pour it onto the chubby, naked actress. She now got
onto all fours with her rear end in the air. She continued touching herself as
I poured the sloppy pudding up and down her body. It poured over her back and
dripped down her enormous breasts and behind. She then looked back and said, “Fuck
me.”
She opened herself wide, spreading her legs for me as I slid
my penis into her vagina from behind. We started to make love doggy style. We
began to hump back and forth as she moaned and screamed in pleasure. All the
while, I had tins of baked beans in either hand, dumping them over her while we
had sex. “Oh God, Oh my God, yes, fuck yes,” she squealed. She began making
loud animal like sex noises as she felt my erect penis moving back and forth
inside of her sloppy private parts. The feeling of the food all over her
coupled with the feeling of having sex was doubly pleasurable. I also placed a
ripe peach in her mouth as we were having sex. She dug her teeth in, releasing
the sweet natural juices of the fruit into her mouth. It dribbled down her chin
as she was about to explode in orgasm.
She closed her eyes and clenched her teeth as she let go in
a release of cathartic ecstasy. Her body erupted in orgasm. Her body jerked
back and forth, every muscle spasming simultaneously in pleasure. Her sex
noises filling the air. We then fell onto each other in exhaustion and ecstasy.
“That was fucking amazing love,” she said looking into my eyes. “It doesn’t
really get any better than that.”
