Simone Biles and Aly Raisman

Simone Biles and Aly Raisman

Olympic gymnasts, Simone Biles and Aly Raisman were doing a tour after the Olympics to promote sports and trying to encourage young women and girls to participate more in sporting activities. They were on many television shows and network in the aim of spreading the word. One of the logical stops was Nickolodeon Studios. That was a very popular place for young people and it seemed like a great way to get their message across. They appeared in the studio and on television where they were guests on several shows. 

While they were there, as was a common tradition, they were asked if they would mind appearing in a gunge tank for one of the shows. Aly said that she didn’t mind, but she felt as though she was backed into a corner a little bit and could not easily refuse. Simone, on the other hand, had said that she was feeling rather under the weather and if she was to get wet, she could catch her death of cold. Of course, it was just an excuse to avoid the mess. When Aly discovered the trick that Simone had played to get out of the messing, she was furious. She vowed to get her back for this. It was not very fair, why should she be the only one to get covered in gunge. On top of that, Simone had a big grin on her face the entire time. She was going to really enjoy seeing Aly get covered in gunge while she was able to escape the mess herself. 

As Simone looked on with delight, her teammate was placed in a silver gunge tank and sat in place, ready to get covered in gunge. Simone waved at her and laughed. Aly licked her lips and shook her head in annoyance. Aly closed her eyes as the lever was pulled and silver gunge began to rain down over her. She lowered her head as gooey slime poured down onto her head and down the sides of her hair and down her forehead. The sides of her head were covered first before the gunge poured onto her nose and cheeks, soon engulfing her face. Gunge fell with a splat down her chest and over her arms and legs. It dripped everywhere. Soon she was covered in it almost completely. She shook her head and threw her hands back and forth as Simone roared in laughter at what she was witnessing. 

Aly seethed with anger that her teammate had managed to weasel her way out of this. She vowed that she would get revenge on her for this at some point. Right now, however, she could do little more than wallow in the silver mess that she was covered in. Simone joked that silver was the best that Aly could ever do. She was not a gold sort of person. 

Simone had really enjoyed what happened to Aly. She did not think that there would be anything more thought of it after that day, but she was mistaken about that. In fact, Aly not only planned to get revenge upon her for what she had done, she also enlisted the help of all of their other teammates for assistance. They were all too happy to oblige. Simone had played jokes and pranks on most of the others as well and they were all too happy to get the chance to participate in getting her back for all of this. 

A few weeks later, there was a photoshoot for the whole team. The rest of the team arrived early. When Simone arrived, she was surprised to find that the rest of the team was already there waiting for. This seemed a bit odd, but she did not say anything about it. She also noticed that they were looking at her a bit funny throughout the first part of the photoshoot. 

She was very surprised when a gunge tank was brought out about halfway through the shoot. As soon as she saw it, she guessed that it was more than likely for her benefit. She tried to quietly and discreetly leave, but all paths were blocked. Not much was said, but she was escorted directly to the tank and was made to sit down inside of it. Aly quickly locked the door to prevent any chance of escape for Simone. Aly gave a sarcastic smile and wave, mimicking how Simone had acted towards her at Nickolodeon Studios.

She and the team smiled, looking very excited as she pulled the leaver on Simone. Simone closed her eyes and shrieked as sloppy gold gunge poured down upon her. It poured down the bridge of her nose and straight down her face initially. She gave a shocked laugh as she was inundated with a tidal wave of thick sloppy gold gunge. Everyone was joking that she was now the gold standard and stating how much she deserved this. Gunge fell from her face and body. It cascaded down her muscular body. She was completely soaked in it. 

She was hoping that this would be the end of things, but it was not. The other ladies were annoyed with her as well. They were sick of the silly pranks that she liked to play on them. In order to get their revenge, they were each now equipped with two buckets of sloppy leftover food a piece. Aly opened the door of the tank and they all pounced forward, dumping bucket after bucket of disgusting food waste all over the Olympian’s face and body. The food was revolting. It including layers of baked beans, creamed corn, mushy peas, potato salad, picked relish, rotten eggs, rice pudding and custard. It smelled horrendous as it was poured all over her person. She was soon covered from head to toe in the most revolting assortment of decaying leftover food imaginable. She had to stop herself from gagging at the horrific odour that it omitted. They had purposely wanted to make it as stinky and disgusting for her as they possibly could. There were mounds and splotches of the various bits of food all over her from head to toe. 

The whole team then stood back and pointed at her laughing. They made no secret that she was a laughing stock now. She could not deny the fact that she completely deserved this.  One thing was for sure, there was no possible way for to look cool or to get the last laugh now.

Gal Gadot fake messes

These are fakes of Gal Gadot. One is of her slimed, the other pied.

Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer

Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer

Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer were out scouting locations for an upcoming episode of their show broad city. They needed a real bakery to use for the episode and were looking around to find a suitable one. The owner welcomed them and gave them a glimpse, but then had to go away for a bit due to an emergency phone call. The owner was a young female baker. She told the ladies that they were free to explore. The ladies were both dressed in short skirt outfits. They looked very sexy. They were left alone to explore the shop. They did not know much of anything about bakeries so this was going to be quite interesting. 

They were both notoriously clumsy as well. They began looking around, not too sure what they were looking at, but starting to be a bit nosey about the setup of the place. They discovered that there were lots of containers and devices filled with baking substances such as batter, cream, icing etc. One thing was for sure, it smelled fantastic. They looked into the various areas of the bakery kitchen. It was fascinating for sure.

Abbi looked down into a large metal mixing bowl that was filled with sloppy pink cake batter. As she looked down into it, Ilana turned the corner and accidentally bumped into her with her backside. Abbi’s head went face first down into the mixing bowl. She was bent over. Ilana looked over and apologized. The bowl was a tight fit and stuck to Abbi’s head. As she stood up, the bowl came up with her. “Oh my gosh. I am so sorry. Let me help you,” she said. She took both hands and started helping Abbi pull the bowl off. It seemed to be stuck on quite well though and she had to pull very hard to try to get the bowl off of her head. 

Ilana pulled a few times, but then put her full weight into it. As she pulled, the bowl came off, but the force expended, caused her to fall backwards and tumble into a huge mixer filled with frosting. She fell into it completely. Only her legs were sticking out of it. Abbi pushed the bowl aside. Her face was covered in sloppy batter. She saw that her friend was now submerged in the mixer. Ilana kicked her legs in an effort to try and free herself, but she too was stuck. Abbi came over, between Ilana’s legs and pulled as hard as she could to dislodge her from the mixer. This took several attempts. She had to push quite hard as she was really stuck. As she pulled, Ilana came flying out. 

She came out so quickly that they both fell over across the counter top opposite to them. This sent cakes, pies and bowls of ingredients including flour and milk, flying everywhere in all directions. Mess was everywhere. It was all over the ladies and all over the previous pristine kitchen. Every surface had been spotless when they entered. It was like a slapstick scene from their show, but in real life. At this point, there was stuff everywhere. 

When the two hot the counter top, they each flew in opposite directions. Each one fell into a cart that was stacked in trays of cakes and pies. The carts must have been 16 trays high and two deep. They each fell into them. The carts slid across the room and the pies and cakes tumbled everywhere onto the ladies and over the clean floor. 

At this point, Ilana was thrown backwards and her hand hit a lever that activated the spin cycle on the mixer. This, in turn, caused yellow batter to start splattering in all directions. It was as if it had hit a fan and was being splattered everywhere all over the walls, floors and the women. The sloppy yellow mess sprayed everything in its path. The force from it blew the ladies in opposite directions.

They each fell in opposite directions. Each landed in a massive tub of pie filling. They were submerged completely. After a short time, their heads poked out. At this time, the owner returned. She was gobsmacked. “My bakery. What the hell have you done? I left you two alone here for ten minutes and look at the place.” She was fuming. She was absolutely furious. 

The owner then did the only thing that she could do. She grabbed two of the only pies that were left still in one piece. She grabbed them and headed towards the ladies. “You two deserve this. You really do. This is for my shop.” She then took the pies and slammed them into the women’s face. She hit them as hard as she possibly could. She left the tins on their heads. The two women looked at one another is sheer disbelief at what had just occurred.

Why gunge your teacher advert

Why gunge your teacher advert

There was a series of commercials called why I teach. They starred teachers talking about why they enjoyed their job. From those commercials, spawned an idea for a second set of spoof commercials called why gunge your teacher. In these students would get their own back by getting to mess the teachers who had previously appeared on the commercials. The commercials were on national television and so would these. The teachers were sort of semi-famous because of the commercials. Now they would be brought back down to Earth. A few of them fancied themselves as being a bit famous. Some thought they were a very big deal indeed.

There were three in particular that were in for it for sure. Two were from the same commercial. There was Kate who was the head of geography as well as Lauren who was a coordinator of English. The other lady was in a different commercial. She had been seen at the beginning and the end and was the featured teacher in that commercial. The three were exceptionally good looking. They definitely would have been the subject of many a fantasy and would have been top of any list of teachers to get messy.

The new commercial would consist of students taking about why they wanted to see these three teachers messy spliced together with footage of them actually getting to do it, much like the style of the original commercials where it asked teachers why they wanted to teach as well as showing them in action. The truly embarrassing thing for the teachers was that their names and profession was in the commercial so everyone would know and see them getting embarrassed by their students. Mind you, the entire school would be witnessing their comeuppance any way.

The clips were shot in the cafeteria. The teachers thought that they would be discussing school lunch. They would be, but they would also be experiencing school lunch in a totally different way than they ever possibly could have imagined. 

The advert started with the women talking rubbish about how good school lunches were and that they were good food and good value for money. They were just reading off of cue cards really. They had not been told what was going to happen. They were asked by someone if teachers actually ever ate school lunch. This question left the teachers speechless because of course no teacher ever ate school lunch, because the quality was considered so poor. They were told that they were about to get a taste of school lunches. Each of them looked shocked and then looked around in all directions, behind them.

In an instant, some students ran forward and began to dump leftover cafeteria mess over them. They were dressed the same as they were in the previous commercial. Kate was the first to get what was coming to her. Kate’s eyes widened as her students came up from behind her and dumped firstly what appeared to be oatmeal over her head followed by mushy peas. She closed her eyes and raised a leg as her students tossed jugs of leftovers at her.  Someone took a big jug of mixed cafeteria mess and dumped it straight over her head. A mixture of baked beans, rice pudding and creamed cabbage poured down over her face and hair. Someone else poured oatmeal and rice pudding down her neck. It rolled down her neck, down over and into her blouse and down onto her blazer as well. She could feel the thick mess inside of her top. It was hard to tell all of what was mixed into the mess, but there was definitely globs of close slaw and gravy among them. Her white top and trousers were soaked in piles of sloppy mess. She rolled her eyes. She looked very annoyed.

Next to come was Lauren, probably the most attractive and outgoing of the teachers. She was gorgeous with long layered brown hair. She was definitely the object of desire for many. Her mouth widened as did her eyes as students ran towards her and began to dump cafeteria leftovers upon her. First to come was a massive tray of lasagne. It was a doubly thick tray that was filled with noodles, cheese, white and red sauce and meat. The tray was pushed into the top of her head and face. When it collided with her head, the contents disintegrated on top of her. She was instantly covered in all of the elements of the lasagne. Cheese splattered her top. Meat rolled down her neck. Her face was splattered in cheese and sauce. And there was lasagne noodles comically stuck all over her. Some squirted her with burger sauce, ketchup and burger relish. She was also treated to leftovers from last week’s curry that was dumped all over her. She was finished off with mountains of sloppy orange coloured cafeteria mess.

Finally was the teacher from the other commercial. She had a sexy smile and laugh. As her students came towards her, she just laughed. They began to dump leftovers upon her. This started with a giant pot of potato and leek soup, followed shortly after by a pot of vegetable stew. She then got creamed with a pot of cream of mushroom soup. She was instantly covered in mess. Creamed corn and leftover tinned vegetables were dumped upon her. The main leftover was the very unpopular tuna casserole from two days prior. Not many had purchased this and fewer still were brave enough to finish it. It was like slop. It was a mystery to everyone what the full list of ingredients had been the dinner ladies seemed to have just thrown anything into the mix that they had laying around. The result was there was piles of it leftover and it was about to be put to the best possible use. It would be dumped over the famous teacher. Everyone laughed as mounds of the slop was dumped upon her. She was soon covered in piles of the sloppy mess that no one had wanted to eat. She also was finished off with all of the plate scrapings from the week before dumped upon her from a large trash can.

The commercial ended with the three dishevelled teachers saying that this was one thing that teachers could look forward to. Much to their chagrin, the commercial was broadcast and was far more popular than the previous one had been.