Sunday, 30 December 2018
Not saved from the mess by the bell
Not saved from the mess by the bell
Kelly Kapowski and Lisa Turtle were the two most popular
girls at Bayside. They were fancied by Zach and Screetch. They were played by
Tiffany Amber Thieassan and Lark Vorhees. The two ladies were always rejected
the guys and getting laughs at their expense both on the show and in real life.
The guys ended up challenging the girls to appear as opponents on a messy
gameshow which pitted the two teams against one another. The girls only
accepted the challenge because every time that something like this went down in
the past, they would always be the ones who would make the guys look foolish.
The girls were pretty self-absorbed as well, so the thought of losing and
getting messed was horrifying to them. Unfortunately for them, this time the
game would not be rigged in their favour.
The game was going to be on a nationally televised kid’s
show. It was sort of like a mix between fun house, Saturday mash up and wild
and crazy kids. The two teams would compete in a physical challenge. What was
at stake was something similar to dump o from an old show, but to a greater
degree. There were two large dumpsters filled with garbage and leftover food
waste that would be raised and deployed over each member of the losing team.
The host began the show by introducing everyone. “Today from
Bayside in California we have Screetch and Zach challenging Kelly and Lisa.” Of
course, though they played high school students. These were the cast members
competing. They themselves were all well into their twenties at this stage. The
ladies wore their typical later 80’s, early 90’s tacky clothing with lots of
animal prints, tye dye and neon pink and green colour schemes. Kelly wore a
skirt, Lisa for a jean skirt outfit.
The game was to be throwing rubber fish into a frying pan
and then into a large cylinder. One team member would have to pass the fishes
to the other through the air and the other would have to try and toss them into
the cylinder. This was not as easy as it looked. They would have 60 seconds.
The team who caught the most fish would win. Everyone got into position and the
buzzer sounded, signalling the start of the game. The action was fast and
furious.
It was very difficult. At first, neither team could get the
hang of it and they each only had one fish each after the first thirty seconds
had elapsed. At this stage things got more intense. The guys bagged two more,
while the girls only got one more, giving the guys the lead with fifteen
seconds left. Both teams then got one more each. For a second the girls thought
that they had tied it up, but then realised that they were still one behind as
the buzzer sounded. The two looked at each other with their mouths wide open in
shock. The guys high fived and celebrated. The girls were quickly whisked away
to the two seats that were set up beside the two dumpsters.
The dumpsters were at either side of them. They each had
release switches next to which the two guys were placed. Zach by Kelly’s and
Screetch by Lisa’s. When the time came, the dumpsters would first raise then
tip, dumping their loads all over the ladies. The ladies shook their heads and
laughed, burying their faces in their hands. They knew that they were about to
get completely trashed. They looked very embarrassed.
The guys were then
given the signal. The looked at one another, laughed and pushed their releases.
The dumpsters raised into the air. They ascended and then began to tip towards
each of the ladies. There seemed to be a slight pause before two tidal waves of
garbage fell from the dumpsters all over them both. She shrieked as the fowl
smelling rubbish poured down upon them. The audience could be heard audibly
gasping and saying things like yuck. The rubbish looked authentic and extremely
revolting.
It was mainly brown and extremely filthy. It plopped all
over them, all over their bodies and all over their hideous outfits. Blobs of
mess stuck everywhere all over them. They screwed up their faces and stuck
their tongues out making disgusted looks. They even held their noses. The
rubbish smelled putrid. There were bits of half-eaten food in the garbage that
the girls could feel all over their bodies. The guys pointed and laughed at
them. Mess plopped down their skirts and off of their legs.
Lisa in particular screamed and threatened the guys, saying
that she was going to get them back for this and saying how disgusting this
was. She tried to throw handfuls of the rubbish at the guys.
What Would You Do? Jamie fakes
This is Jamie. She was a sorority sister who appeared on What Would You Do. She enjoyed seeing her fellow sorority sister pied. She took part at the end of the show. She had a choice of eating pigs feet with custard or going to the pied pod. There was a cop out though and neither happened. These are some fakes to simulate what could have happened if this travesty of justice was reversed and she returned to the show and was placed in the pie wash. She is incredibly hot as well as you can see.
Sunday, 23 December 2018
Eugenie and Beatrice
Eugenie and Beatrice
Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice thought that it would be
hilarious to challenge their mother, Sarah Ferguson to a messy competition. It
was a royal holiday and there was a special royal event gala. The ladies
challenged their mother to a game that would result in the winner or winners
getting to mess the loser or losers. Stocks were set up in the garden for this
competition. Their relatives were all gathered around to watch this. The girls
felt that they had a big advantage over their mother as there were two of them
and only one of her. It was a quiz game. It would be like a classic quiz game
show.
Questions would be asked. The teams could buzz in when they knew the
answer. If they got the question right they would get one point. If they got it
wrong, the other side would get a point. The problem was, even though there
were two of them, the ladies were not nearly as smart as their mother was. All
of the extended family were there to see this including some distant male
cousins who were going to enjoy watching this.
It was announced that there was a surprise. The stocks were
shown to everyone. It was explained that the two women had challenged their
mother to play a quiz game. The loser or losers would end up in the stocks and
would receive punishment at the hands of the winner or winners. The girls
pointed and laughed at their mother. She looked shocked. They teased her, very
sure that they would be the winners and would get to embarrass and mess their
mother for all to see. Everything was explained. The ladies were quite
confident that they were going to win. The thought never even entered their
heads that they may lose. The problem was that they did not fix the questions.
The two ladies were very giggly and a little drunk. They
were so busy teasing their mother about what they had set up that they were not
paying attention to the questions being asked. Before they knew it they were
down four questions to none at the half way point. They focussed a bit more,
but their mother did not let up. She beat them badly. When she got the last question correct, she
folded her arms and pointed at them laughing. They looked shocked that their
scheme was backfiring.
The person doing the announcing said,” So Fergie, your
daughters were so excited to set you up weren’t they? They thought that they
would embarrass you didn’t they? Well guess what, they lost didn’t they? Well
as a good Mum you now have a choice. If you want you can spare your daughters.
Or you can be naughty and punish them even further. If you want, we can put
your daughters in those stocks over there. Once they are in there you will get
the opportunity to dump of the leftovers and rubbish from the gala all over
them.” Her daughters begged her to save them. Fergie chimed in. “I think that
we can do even worse than that. I think that they really deserve it. They
really wanted to embarrass me. I think that they should have to be naked as
well.” The mouths of the ladies fell open. “That can happen,” the announcer
said.
The girls had to put their drinks down as they were dragged
over to the stocks. They were placed in them by some of the guards. Their
mother then came around behind them. She then undid their dresses, dropping
them around their ankles. She then unhooked their bras and lowered their
panties. The two haughty, over privileged brats were now butt naked and in the
stocks. They were gangly looking with pale skin and big teeth. They were bent
over, their pale white arses were raised high in their air. Their vaginas were
covered in thick dark pubic hair that could be spied from everyone’s point of
view. These were two very prudish young women. Neither of them had many
boyfriends. They were quite demure, so this was extra embarrassing.
Fergie walked around to her two naked, exposed daughters and
asked them who was laughing now. They scowled and pouted. This was embarrassing
to the extreme. Fegie started with two massive plates of pate. She held one in
each other hands. She told them that they deserved this. She then slammed the
plates into both of their faces, covering them in bits of sloppy, disgusting
pate. She took no pity upon them whatsoever.
She then took two massive cream cakes that even had pavlova
in them. She then thrust them in the girl’s faces. The cream cakes were loaded
with fruit compote and thick sloppy cream. The girls gasped as their mother
twisted them around in their faces, causing the cakes to almost explode. Their
faces were covered in creamy mess and fruity slop. They frowned as their mother
pointed and laughed at their misfortune.
She was then given buckets of soup. There was New England
clam chowder and ham and pea soup. These were green and white respectively.
Fergie danced over theatrically with the buckets. She then proceeded to slowly
tip them over her naked daughters. It poured down over their backs, down onto
their behinds and then down their legs and breasts. The soup dripped down their
naked bodies. They shivered outside in the sun. Lumps of the vegetables and
meat in the soup dripped down their bodies.
She then took handfuls of cold meat salads and pushed them
around in her daughter’s faces and into their naked backsides. She then called
for someone to bring out cans of the dog’s food. Some had said that the girls
looked like dogs, but now they would be experiencing dog food in a whole new
way. Their mother tipped cans of dog food over her daughters. She shook them
vigorously over them, causing large chunks of jelly and dog food all over the
girls. They gasped and gagged in disgust. Oh this is disgusting they moaned to
each other.
Fergie then had everyone else through rotten fruit and
vegetables at them. She then asked for a large trough on wheels that was used
to scrape the food waste into in the kitchen. She wheeled it over to the stocks
and tipped the food waste all them. Bits of partially eaten discarded food was
dumped all over them. It stuck all over their bodies. They also had bits of
rotten tomato, banana peels and bits of lettuce stuck all over their bodies.
Everyone gave polite golf claps to their humiliation. Fergie
celebrated. These two stuck up girls were put back in their place for sure.
Sunday, 16 December 2018
Apprentice Camilla and Sabrina 2018
Apprentice Camilla and Sabrina 2018
It was Apprentice 2018. It was down to the final five. Four
of the five were females and one male. There was Khadija, Sian, Camilla and
Sabrina. It was announced that the four would compete against each other in the
interview round. This was not the usual interview round. This one was based on
a points based system. The two with the highest amount of points would win and
would have a decision to make. This would not affect the finals but would be
very important because the stakes were quite high.
Everyone did their very best. Nerves were definitely running
high at this stage. This time everyone was gathered outside of the office
rather than in the board room. It was time for the results to be read out. It
was stated that the person who finished first would be announced first and then
things would flow from there.
“Ok,” Lord Sugar said,” The person with the most points is
Sian. “Sian looked very excited and relieved.
“The person finishing second was Khadija. So ladies you are the winners.
Now each of you has a very important decision to make. As the winners, you can
take a prize or you can pick one of the other candidates to receive a
punishment. Sian, you get to choose first.” Sabrina, Daniel and Camilla now
looked very nervous. “I think that I would like to punish one of the other
contestants.
The person that I am choosing, unfortunately is Sabrina. I think
that she is very disruptive and is not a team player and she doesn’t deserve to
be here.” Sabrina took a deep breath and frowned. Khadija was now licking her
chops. “Khadija you have the same decision to make.” “Well, I think that I will
go for the punishment and I would love to punish the lovely Camilla.” Camilla’s
mouth fell open.
Sabrina and Camilla were brought forward. Khadija and Sian
stood behind them. “Sian and Khadija, you are our winners. You have elected to
punish Sabrina and Camilla. As a result, these two will be placed in the stocks
and you will get to cover them in buckets of smelly rubbish. “Camilla and
Sabrina made the shocked looks that they had shown so many times on the show.
Sian and Khadija smirked. Khadija looked very excited. The two ladies were lead
to the stocks. Camilla had on her green dress and Sabrina had on her red dress,
as they had worn on the show many times. Two sets of stocks were set up for the
two ladies. They rolled their eyes in shock. They could not believe this was
happening. Claude and Karen opened the stocks for them. Camilla and Sabrina had
no other choice but to lower their heads and arms into the slots in the stocks.
They looked very nervous. They tried to drag their feet, but were unsuccessful.
They reluctantly bent over into the stocks. Karen and Claude smirked as they
lowered the tops of the stocks down upon the two contestants. The stocks were
closed. The two ladies were bent over with their behinds in the air. Their
dresses rode up, revealing more of their legs. Sian and Khadija were invited to
stand behind the two women. Claude, Karen and Lord Sugar were sat on a small
stage watching this transpire. They sat in their seats looking as serious as
ever, but were clearly fighting to hold back huge smiles. They tried hard not
to show how amusing they were finding the situation.
Sabrina and Camilla looked very uncomfortable and nervous to
be in the position that they found themselves. Khadija and Sian looked at each
other, smiled and did a small silent celebration. This was going to be very
enjoyable for them. The ladies were both handed cream pies for starters. “Sian
and Khadija, do you have any qualms or reservations about doing this to the
other contestants?,” they were asked.” “No,” Sian replied back in her accent,
“At the end of the day, Sabrina really deserves this. She has been annoying
throughout the process and I will enjoy doing this to her greatly.”
“Apologies
to Camilla,” Khadija said,”But, you deserve this,” she sang in the funny voice
she sometimes used. “At the end of the day, I won and Camilla is a very
attractive girl. I am going to do this to her and I’m going to enjoy every
second of it.” The two ladies awkwardly smiled, knowing that Khadija and Sian
were not about to go easy on them at all.
“Ladies, we will start with the pies. You may pie them.”
They took the two pies and held them in front of their faces for a moment so
they could see what was about to come their way. The two women made panicked
faces before seeing the pies quickly thrust straight into their faces. The
ladies did not take mercy on them. They smashed the pies into their faces as
hard as they could and rubbed them around. They even took the remains of the
pie crusts in their hands and rubbed them around all over their faces and hair.
They pied them as wildly as they possibly could, leaving both of them covered
in creamy pie. Sabrina mouth even opened with lashings of pie. A blob of crust
fell from Camilla’s nose. They blushed in humiliation and embarrassment.
The ladies then were given two more pies each. They took
these in each hand. They approached the ladies. Khadija joked,” Have I got
something for you.” These pies were cookies and cream and peanut butter cream
pies. They approached the ladies and this time, thrust both pies with both
hands straight into their bodies. They pushed the pies wildly around all over
their bodies, on their dresses, all over their legs, smearing them with as much
pie as possible. “How does that pie feel all over that big ass?” Khadija
taunted Camilla as she smushed the pie around on her ample backside and tanned
thighs. “That feels so good,” Sian told Sabrina. They then took two more of the
cookies and cream pies and pushed them into their faces, leaving the pie plates
on the top of their heads as extra humiliation for them. “Don’t they look
lovely?,” the ladies joked.
Now it was time for the buckets to come. It was announced
that the ladies would be treated to a lovely spaghetti in a rich tomato sauce.
What was meant by this was that they were about to get buckets of disgusting
leftover spaghetti dumped over them. The two looked at one another in shock.
Khadija and Sian were overjoyed. They were handed the very heavy buckets of
soggy spaghetti, the kind that most likely came straight from a can. They raised
their buckets and began to dump their spaghetti all over the helpless
businesswomen. They happily took aim, dumping the mess up and down the bodies
of the women. It could be seen oozing down their legs and dripping from their
chests. Mounds amassed on top of their heads and between their heads and the
stocks. There was a huge amount dangling around Camilla’s neck while blobs of
sloppy tomato sauce clung to Sabrina’s face.
Globs of it stuck all over them.
Next too come was a bargain basement curry. It most likely
came from a collection of ready meals that had passed their sell by date. It
was a rich reddish brown colour and filled with chicken, peppers and onions. It
smelled just as horrendous as the spaghetti had done before it. The two women
gleefully began to pour the chunky, sloppy mess all over their opponents. They
could do nothing but close their eyes as the curry mess descended down onto
them. It rolled down their backs and over their bottoms as well as over the
backs of their legs. Chunks fell and settled in their cleavage. They shook
their heads, but could not escape the curry.
Khadija then poured gravy all over Camilla while Sean
sprayed Sabrina with ketchup and mustard, covering each of them in smooth
sloppy mess respectively. They finished them off with containers of egg salad
and potato salad. They dumped these onto their heads and then down over their
bodies. The girls made disgusted looking faces as they felt and smelled the
disgusting mess that was going all over them.
Sian and Khadija smiled and laughed at what they had done.
They were told well done and that they would be given another treat, while the
two losers would be left to clean themselves off.
Sunday, 9 December 2018
Christina Applegate sitcom
Christina Applegate sitcom
Christina Applegate played Kelly Bundy on Married with
Children for many years. It was quite a sexy role. She went on to act in other
things after that show ended. She was quite close friends with a lot of top
Hollywood actresses as well. She was involved in mainly comedic shows. She
never minded being laughed at very much. She quite enjoyed being the butt of
the joke at times in order to get laughs.
She was filming a new sitcom that she was working on when it
came time to do a scene that was pure slapstick. She was dressed in a light
blue and yellow bikini holding and advertisement sign. The plot line was that
she had been hired to do this to promote a fast food place, but there was
another competing fast food place that was competing with them. They hired a
friend of her character’s to help them drum up business as well and there was a
competition between the two to get the attention of the public, while trying to
do things to mess up the other person.
They played tricks on each other. The whole thing built to
the point where the other character snuck to the roof of the building of one of
the restaurants and brought some containers of condiments from the restaurant
with them. She laughed as she looked down at Christina’s character.
She then began to dump ketchup all over her from above.
Christina screamed as sloppy ketchup poured down upon her from above,
splattering her all over. She could hear the other women chuckle from above as
she dumped ketchup all over her body. It spattered onto her short blonde hair
and all over her bikini clad body.
When the ketchup was finished, mustard was net to come.
Christina rolled her eyes as yellow mustard descended all over her from above.
The condiments came in splatterings. She was not completely covered but had
splatters of yellow and red all over her body and head.
Next to come was relish. It was chunky and green. She had
never even tasted something like that before and now it was splattering all
over her. She was not even one hundred percent sure of what it was when it
first came splashing down all over her body. It was soon all over her body. It
plopped onto her stomach and down her thigh. She stomped her feet and shouted
as she acted out her anger.
The woman then took a jar of mayonnaise and dumped it upon
Christina’s character before adding tons of the tartar sauce that they used on
the fish sandwiches. There was mounds of it that plopped down from above,
hitting the target perfectly, splashing all over her body. She was completely
covered.
She was finished off by a deluge of salad. Lettuce, tomatoes
and even diced onion fell upon her. When it hit, it stuck all over her
body. She wound up covered in shredded
salad from head to toe. She shook her body, letting some of it fall off.
In the next scene, she was seen stomping back into the fast
food looking very angry, still covered in mess. The manager looked at her in
disbelief. They asked what happened to her. She shouted that it was them next
door that did this to her. The two vowed to plot their revenge.
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