Jodie Sweetin and Candace Cameron Bure Full Mess

 

Jodie Sweetin and Candace Cameron Bure Full Mess

The Olsen twins were all grown up now. They always had a secret desire to get revenge on the actresses who played their television sisters on Full House. The Olsen twins had been much more successful after the show, but when they were on the show, they felt that the two older girls were always allowed to have more fun because of their age. This is why they refused to take part in Fuller House. These actresses were, of course Candace Cameron Bure and Jodie Sweetin. The Olsen twins had always fantasized about getting an opportunity to thoroughly humiliate their on screen sisters for a very long time.

They decided that they would try to execute an evil plan to get their television sisters messy. The producers of the show, Fuller House were desperate to get the Olsen twins on the show in any capacity, even for a cameo. When approached, the twins told the producers that they would agree to appear on the show on one condition, they would get to cover “Stephanie and DJ” in mess. The producers were more than happy to grant this request. Of course, Jodie and Candace were not very happy when they were told about this. Unfortunately for them, they were already under contract and pretty much had to do whatever was scripted for them to do. They were a bit surprised that the Olsen twins would want to do something like this to them.

The set up was that the Olsen twins were going to surprise their television sisters by messing them. They were going to just ignore the fact that there would be two Michelle Tanners in the scene. They were going to shoot around it, making it look like there was only one, as best as they could. Anyway, it was not going to be Michelle who everyone would be looking at.

The Olsen Twins, or Michelle was hiding in the famous balcony above the living room. They had a ton of messy items with them. Candace and Jodie walked in the room talking. They both wore white shirts and plaid skirts. These were outfits that they had worn similar versions of in the past on the show. They then sat down on the famous couch, underneath the balcony. They had no idea that “Michelle” was lurking precariously in the balcony directly above them.

One of the twins took bottles of ketchup, the other took bottles of mustard. Each had their target. The ketchup was aimed at Candace and the mustard at Jodie. The twins started by squeezing little drops out at first. The drops of ketchup and mustard falling onto the skirts of the sisters below. They did not seem to notice the first drops, so the Olsen twins squeezed out two more. This time, the drops landed right on the breasts in the ladies’ shirts. This time they notices. “What was that?,” Candace asked. They then looked up. When they looked up, the Olsen twins began to spray the two with the ketchup and mustard. They screamed and flailed about as the canned laughter roared. They sprayed the condiments all over the two ladies and laughed hysterically as they did it.

They then tossed the contents of a container of macaroni salad down on top of Jodie’s head. It landed on the top of her head, and stuck to her bangs and shoulders. At the same time, a tub of red pasta salad was dropped on top of Candace. It bounced from her head to her chest and exploded all over her. The two women’s mouths were wide open as close up shots were shown of them, covered in salads.

The twins then dumped macaroni and cheese all over Jodie and baked beans all over Candace. The mac and cheese was thick and sloppy and stuck all over the hair of Jodie. The beans rolled down Candace’s face and chest.

The twins then unrolled a huge table cloth. In the table cloth was a veritable picnic. The items inside included, barbecue pork, egg salad, tuna salad, ham salad, trifle, strawberry pudding, key lime pie and chilli. The twins unrolled the table cloth. As they unrolled it, the items all began to fall out and tumble all over the two women on the couch. They fell and splashed all over the two of them as they screamed. All of the mess was disgusting and sloppy. The twins laughed and laughed. They enjoyed this immensely.

Just then, Kimmy Gibbler happened to walk in. She was in complete shock. The twins were not fans of hers either. They began to toss pies at her, that smashed all over her face and body. She stumbled and fell over into the mess that was all over the couch. She pushed her head up revealing that she was now also covered in mess as well.

Jodie and Candace were annoyed and stomped off in a huff, but were made to comeback and shoot a scene where they embraced Michelle, saying that they were so happy to see her and that she had gotten them good. The Olsen twins smirked and gloated. The revenge that they had sought had been sweeter than they ever could have imagined it would be.

Tammy Lynn Sytch fake messes 1 and 2

 Tammy Lynn Sytch fake messes 1 and 2

Naomi Girma good shot

 

Naomi Girma good shot

Naomi Girma is an up and coming player on the national women’s soccer team. She was doing a round of radio and television appearances around the country to promote the team competing in the latest tournament. On one of the shows, she was talked into playing a game. Naomi was sat underneath a vat of what appeared to be clam chowder. Next to it was a soccer net with a large target inside of it. It was explained that the object of the game was for Naomi’s team mate to kick the ball at the goal and try to hit the target. If they managed to hit the target, it would cause the vat of chowder to dump out all over Naomi. Naomi told her teammate that she loved her, but this would be the one and only time that she would be routing against her.

Naomi sat with her legs crossed and looked nervously up at the clam chowder that sat in the vat above her. She crossed her fingers. She tried to wave her hands and say, miss, miss, miss to try to distract her teammate. She was doing everything she could to try to escape. She wore her football jersey and shorts. Naomi made a sigh of relief when the first kick flew wide of the mark.

The second kick came much closer to the target, but still miss. The kicker only had five kicks in total to hit the target. Naomi cheered. The next kick came even closer. It went just below the target. The kicker was now able to judge their kicks and felt they knew now exactly where to aim. This time they took their time and aimed perfectly. They reached out and struck the ball with velocity. Before Naomi could even react, the ball already flew at the target, hitting it with speed and great force.

In an instant, the vat tipped and oceans of clam chowder dumped all over the soccer star from above. She yelped as the chowder completely covered her. She crossed her arms and closed her eyes as she was showered in chowder. In fact, it could be described as a chowder shower, to coin a phrase. Her head and face were completely covered. Lumps of corn and clam stuck to the top of her head. Bits of carrots and corn stuck to her face. The yellowy soup oozed down her dark skin. The chowder was also all over her jersey, on her legs and all over her shorts. Some of the lumpy bits seemed to collect between her legs.

She used her hands to lift off some of the lumps of chowder from her body. Her teammate was laughing uncontrollably. Naomi stood up and brushed herself off, letting some of chowder ooze down her body. She rolled her eyes and licked her lips. She shook her head and gave a sarcastic smile. She shook her teammate’s hand and said, “Good shot!”

Mina Kimes fake mess 8,9, 10

 Mina Kimes fake mess 8,9, 10

Martha Quinn short story

 

Martha Quinn short story

Martha Quinn was the greatest VJ, maybe of all time. She is a complete legend and, by far, the most famous VJ of all time. She is someone who is truly beloved by everyone. MTV and Nickelodeon emerged at the very same time. There was a real connection between the two networks. It so happened that the anniversary for both networks were coming at the same time. There was to be some cross promotion between the two networks. Martha had expressed that she had always wanted to get slimed. Everyone else involved agreed that this was an amazing idea. What better way to celebrate than that. Martha was older now, but oddly enough, she had grown more attractive with age.

Martha agreed to get a super sliming for the celebration. She got up in front of the camera and began to speak. “Hi, everyone. I am Martha Quinn. I was one of the original vj’s on MTV. Now all these years later, it is the anniversary of both MTV and Nickelodeon. These two networks changed the world and all of our lives in the eighties. This month we are celebrating both come and join us. Where would we all be without MTV and Nickelodeon? I don’t know.”

As she said those magic words, she shrugged her shoulders, winked knowingly and looked up. With that a torrent of green slime poured down onto her from above. It poured down her head, soaking her hair and pouring down her face. It poured all over her shoulders and down her body. It seemed to pour down on her forever. She lowered her head as it poured and poured all over her. She smiled and batted her eyelashes as she laughed.

“Well, as you can see, Nickelodeon and MTV are teaming up together to celebrate. In my case with a boat load of green slime. I have always wanted to be slimed and it was even better than I ever could have imagine,” she said with a smile, giving a thumbs up.

Drew Barrymore fake mess 2- 5

Drew Barrymore fake mess 2- 5

Vanessa Marcil Alicia’s revenge

 

Vanessa Marcil Alicia’s revenge

Alicia Leigh Willis had been set up for a messing by one of her best friends, Vanessa Marcil. Needless to say, she began to entertain the notion of getting revenge on her friend shortly afterwards. She enlisted the help of the cast and crew of General Hospital. They were only too happy to assist. This time, Alicia would take things a bit further. She was going to set it up so Vanessa would end up messy on television for everyone to see.

The whole cast and crew set up a scene for Vanessa where she was to walk through a curtain. She believed that she was going to be walking out onto a stage. This, however, would not be the case. When she walked through the curtain, she instantly found herself inside of a gunge tank. She looked around frantically. Alicia quickly sealed her in from behind. Vanessa pushed her hands on the plastic walls, shouting to be let out. She wore a powder blue button down shirt and tight black trousers. Alicia then ran out front and yelled,” I got ya!” Vanessa shouted,” You witch. Let me out!” Alicia wagged her finger and laughed. She then pointed up.

Alicia yanked the lever down as Vanessa looked up. Then a tidal wave of light blue gunge poured down over her head. She shook her head and screamed as the gunged poured down over her. The gunge covered her dark hair and poured down her face, getting into every crinkle and wrinkle on her face. The gunge poured down her shoulders and down her body. It poured all over her shirt and down her pants, all over her legs. She wiggled and squirmed as what seemed like gallon upon gallon of sloppy gunge dumped all over her, covering her nearly from head to foot.

Alicia then opened the door. Instead of assisting her friend, she instead shoved a pie right into her face. She then pushed Vanessa forward as members of the cast began to throw buckets of baked beans all over her. She could do nothing but cower as she had wave after wave of baked beans tossed all over her. She put her hands on her hips, looked up rolled her eyes and took a large deep breath out. She shrugged her shoulders.

Everyone laughed as a speechless Vanessa just stood there dejected and dishevelled. What was worse is that this would be incorporated into the show and shown on nationwide television for the entire world to see.

Christina Ricci fake mess 3

 Christina Ricci fake mess 3

Kennedy that’s right trash the nerd

 

Kennedy that’s right trash the nerd

Kennedy was an MTV vj. She was not very well liked. In fact, she was voted the least liked vj on MTV. A lot of people didn’t like her at all. She was definitely someone that a lot of people would have loved to see get her just deserts. Many would have fantasized about seeing her getting messed up. Many people would have definitely picked her to be the vj to get covered in mess.

MTV decided to make this a reality. They knew that this would be very popular. They did it as a skit where she was backstage. She was in the dressing room and was ambushed by the other vjs. They told her that she was coming with them. She asked,” Where are we going?” “Never you mind,” they replied. They walked her out. “Oh no!,” she shouted. The camera then panned out showing buckets of gunge and mess. They pulled her by the arms. She screamed.

They abruptly started to pour buckets of slop all over her. She wiggled and squirmed. They poured all over her glasses and hair and down her body. She looked a picture. Her mouth was wide open. They all took turns wildly throwing the sloppy mess all over her body. It rolled all over her. She made a pouty face. The slop looked a little like a cross between oatmeal and tapioca pudding.

They then dumped spaghetti all over her. She yelled. It rolled all over her. She looked discussed. The others hooted and whistled as they covered her in sloppy mess. They mercilessly covered her in soggy spaghetti. Then they tossed baked beans all over her. “Wow, this is, this just, just great,” she said sarcastically. “What the f***?”

They then took out a garbage can and began to dump the trash all over her. It fell out and stuck all over her. It stuck to her hair, face, glasses and clothes. Kennedy was seen as a total nerd by her fellow vj’s, so they took great pleasure in trashing her. “That’s right trash the nerd,” she said sarcastically.

She shook her head as the trash fell down her face. They shook the can and then briefly placed it over her head. They then took it off and sat it on the ground. They stood her up and pushed her over, sending her behind into the trash can. Her legs sticking out. The camera then panned around, showing her face. She frowned and shrugged her shoulders.

Meg Ryan fake mess 1-3

 Meg Ryan fake mess 1-3