State Farm commercial someone still calls his Mom

 

State Farm commercial someone still calls his Mom

There was a State Farm commercial that featured a man and his wife asking questions. The wife made a strong point about the fact that her husband still called his Mom for everything. She was clearly annoyed about this fact. She clearly had issues with her mother in law. As it turned out, the feeling was more than mutual. The mother in law saw the commercial and was not very happy with what she saw. She was never the biggest fan of her daughter in law to begin with. She decided that she would find an opportunity to get her own back on her daughter in law. She loved the idea of getting to embarrass her daughter in law as much as she possibly could.

She invited her son and daughter in law over for dinner. The daughter in law didn’t even want to go. She was really put off to begin with. Little did she know that her mother in law was plotting her revenge.

Everyone was gathered around the dinner table waiting for dinner to be served. The mother in law dropped into the conversation that she had seen the commercial. Her daughter in law looked very uncomfortable. “You saw that hugh?” “Yes I saw it. I must say I was appalled and shocked by what I heard.” “Oh that, I was just joking around. You know for the cameras.” “Oh really, I see. So, you think you are very funny do you? You think it is funny not wanting a son to call his mother.” “I… I …didn’t… I …. meant… that’s not what… I mean I.” She stumbled on her words. The mother in law became more and more angry.

She then said,” Well, since you think that you are just so hilarious, how funny is this then?” She then went behind her, took both hands and lifted a tray of macaroni and cheese up. She pushed it back, moved it sideways and pushed it into her face, spilling the macaroni and cheese all over her. The daughter in law’s eyes widened and her mouth fell open in shock and macaroni and cheese stuck to her head and fell down her face, neck and chest. Her husband looked very uncomfortable. He was in an unenviable position caught between these two.

The mother in law then grabbed a tray of spinach and cabbage and dumped it over her step daughter. She was gasping and sputtering as she then had an entire tray of roast beef in thick brown gravy dumped over her. The gravy stuck all over her face and neck and bits of roast fell into her top and down into her lap. She then was treated to a bowl of mashed carrots and suede that was promptly dispatched over her head.  The daughter in law screamed out her husband’s name, but he was totally frozen.

The daughter in law rolled her eyes and looked extremely angry. “Say something,” she screamed at her husband. He looked around sheepishly and said,”Pass the sweet potatoes.” The mother in law then took a bowl of mashed sweet potatoes and dumped those too over her step daughter, leaving a pile of orange goop on top of her head. She then stood up and stormed out.

Lita fake messes 1 and 2

 Lita fake messes

Melanie Blatt bandmate revenge

 

Melanie Blatt bandmate revenge

Melanie Blatt was a member of the group All Saints. She also had a bit of solo success after the group disbanded. She was a minor celebrity who sometimes appeared on quiz shows and the like. When the group broke up, they weren’t on the best of terms. There was a lot of arguments and Mel was at the centre of a lot of them. Some of the other members in the group were not very fond of her. Mel was asked to appear on a show that she was told had the goal of reuniting the group and patching up their differences. She was up for this, partially, because she had been out of the limelight for a long time and wanted to get her face back out there in the public consciousness. Unbeknownst to her, the real format of the show was to allow former bandmates to get revenge upon one another for past wrongs. In essence, her ex-band mates thought it would be a hilarious idea to set her up to get covered in mess by them. Mel, of course had no idea that this was what was going to transpire.

Mel came to the show looking as fantastic as ever. She jeans, beige boots, a black jacket and a grey top. She also had on some costume jewellery necklaces. She took her seat on the couch as the other three band members were introduced. They all sat awkwardly trying not to look each other in the eye. There was a lot of tension in the air. Melanie was a little surprised. She had believed that they were there to bury the hatchet once and for all. It was mentioned that this was the first time that the group had seen each other in almost twenty years. It seemed like yesterday to them.

The presenter then began to discuss the breakup and the issues that had taken place inside of the group. They asked who was most to blame for it. Mel went first and said that it was a mutual thing and that everyone played their part and were equally responsible. This was the diplomatic answer, of course. The other three disagreed with her vehemently. All three stated that Melanie was most to blame and that she caused a ton of friction in the band.

The presenter then stated that since three of the four members agreed that Melanie was the one to blame, that they should get their opportunity to get revenge on her for the things that they believed that she did. Mel didn’t really know what was going on at this point. Things had changed and were moving very fast. When the presenter stated that the three remaining All Saints were going to get to dump mess on Melanie, she was very, very shocked. The other three smiled and laughed. They make sarcastic comments. “We have been waiting a very long time for this. That slag really deserves this. You have no idea.” Melanie wanted to protest, but here words stuck in her throat.

The other three group members then stood up and sauntered around. They all grabbed squeeze bottles of various condiments. These included; barbecue sauce, tomato relish, burger sauce, chocolate sauce, salsa and pickled relish. They all danced around her. One of their hit songs played. Melanie grimaced. As they danced, they began to squeeze out their bottles all over Melanie. She looked down and held her breath as they covered her in a deluge of six different messy substances all at once. She closed her eyes as the mess began to pour down her head and arms. It poured all over her clothes, down her top, jacket, jeans and boots. She could feel the thick mess all over her jeans.

As this was a Sunday, they followed up by “serving” Mel a roast dinner. They dumped mashed potatoes and gravy all over. Then dumped stuffing on her. They then smushed the remains of a roast chicken in her face. They then dumped cabbage over her head followed by carrots and peas. They then threw Yorkshire puddings and bacon covered sausages, roast potatoes and Brussel sprouts at her. They then poured more gravy over her, before topping it all off with white sauce, mint sauce, apple sauce and horseradish sauce.

She looked up and shook her head. She watched as her former bandmates danced and gloated at her demise. They then waived to her saying that she deserved everything she had been given.

Sophie Raworth fake mess

 Sophie Raworth fake mess

Jenna Von Oy Six

 

Jenna Von Oy Six

Jenna Von Oy played Six on Blossom. She was Blossom’s best friend, but she openly lusted after her older brother Joey. Joey did not like her one bit and began to get very annoyed by her constant harassment. He tried to be polite at first, but that did no good. Then he tried to be more to the point. She still refused to take the hint. He decided that he would have to take drastic measures to get the point across. He decided to contact a tv show that was similar to Get your own back. He explained to them about Six and why she deserved to be messed. They wholeheartedly agreed with him. They set the whole thing up, inviting her onto the show.

They producers did not tell her why they wanted her to be on the show. She was very excited about being on television and bragged about it to everyone that she could every chance that she got. She told everyone to tune in because she was going to be a star on the show. This made the whole thing even more satisfying for Joey. She was even more excited when she discovered that Joey was going to also be on the show. She joked that he was probably going to declare his undying love for her on the show.

Before the show, everyone was very careful not to let Six know what was really going on. Finally, it came time for the show to begin. Joey and Six were welcomed to the show. Their names and where they were from was announced and they were welcomed. The host then spoke to Joey. “Now Joey, tell us about Six and your relationship with her if you will.” Six was smiling from ear to ear. She was sure that Joey was going to say lovely things about her. “Well, Six and I don’t have any kind of relationship. She is my best friend’s sister. She is a complete dork. It is really awful because she is constantly bugging me, flaunting herself and making inappropriate remarks. She basically throws herself at me and it’s really disgusting. You can tell that she is a complete slut as well. She must have a really filthy mind. She is short and has a big nose. And then there is me, I am a heartthrob. I could have basically any girl that I want my own age. Why would I ever give someone like that little rat any attention? I just wish she would go away. She actually makes my skin crawl. She is like a dirty little pig.” Six was understandably devastated. She was speechless and quite upset.

“Well, Joey that is rough,” the host said, “Maybe we can give her the message in another way that she will never forget.” Everyone cheered including Joey. Six looked very downtrodden indeed, but she was still unaware of what was to happen to her next. “Why don’t we cover her in mess to let her know what you really think of her?,” the host asked. “That sounds fantastic,” Joey replied,” It will be perfect for a pig like her.”

She was then sat in a chair. She could not argue or protest because she was in so much shock. They cuffed her wrists in. She then snapped back to reality realising that she was completely at Joey’s mercy. She shook her head and looked around her frantically. “Let’s start with this ridiculous hat,” Joey said. Six was known for wearing fashionable hats. This one was pulled from her head. Baked beans were then poured inside of it. It was then pushed down on top of her head. The beans rolled down her face and body. He then took the hat, mushed it up in his hands and then threw it onto the floor. He then stomped on it, destroying it.

He then took a banana cream pie and taunted her with it. “You are such a freak and a pig. I bet you love this deep down,” he shouted before slamming the pie into her face as hard as he could. He twisted it in her face as she closed her eyes and gulped. The pie crust fell apart and tumbled everywhere all around her.

He then began to our both ketchup and mustard all over her. He sprayed it all over her jeans shorts, her black and white polka dot shirt and all over her legs as well as on her head. The red and yellow condiments could be seen dripping all over her calves and thighs. He delighted in covering her in the condiments as best he could. He then replaced these with relish and tartar sauce. He began dumping out bottles of these all over her as well. Relish stuck under her nose, on her chin, on her chest and on her shorts. Tartar sauce poured on her brown hair, down her cheeks and nose.

He then took out some rotten bananas. He peeled each one and began to place them all over her, smushing them as he went. He placed one in her mouth, making her look ridiculous. He then placed one down her top, between her boobs. Six could not deny that she felt tinging of pleasure in her body and between her legs as she felt his hands smushing bananas on her body. Though she felt very ashamed of this. He then pulled out the back of her shorts and pushed a banana down between her butt cheeks. He then closed the shorts and smushed his hand against it. This elicited an audible gasp from Six. He then smushed a banana right between her legs, all over her crotch. She wondered if he could feel how hot and wet it was down there when he smushed it. He then smushed more bananas between the backs of her knees. He then took the most rotten ones and rubbed them around in her face, peel and all. He then left the last peel on her head for added humiliation.

To finish off, he sprayed her with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. She soon disappeared under a pile of the sweet desert toppings. He finally took a sign with a string that read, “Leave me alone” and placed it around her neck.

Natalia Dyer fake messes 1-3

 Natalia Dyer fake messes

Megan Hornby the Apprentice UK 2023

 

Megan Hornby the Apprentice UK 2023

Megan Hornby was one of the contestants on the Apprentice UK 2023. She made it all the way to the final five, but was then eliminated. She had made a bet with her close friend and opponent Marnie on the outcome of the semi-final. They agreed that if one of them were to be eliminated that the other would get to mess them. When Megan was eliminated, Marnie was ecstatic and not just for the obvious reasons. She was going to get to cover Megan in mess. “I guess you are going to get to mess me,” she said in her thick accent, “I have a feeling that wearing white was a bad choice. I think that I am about to get very, very dirty.”

It was all going to happen in the board room. The hot seat was set up just for Megan. She took a deep breath, puffed out her cheeks and sputtered her lips as she awkwardly sat down in the seat of doom. “Oh my Gosh,” she said, looking very sheepish. Marnie smiled and scrunched up her nose. “This is going to be right up there with winning,” she told Megan. Megan looked back at her and said,” Thanks.” Marnie laughed evilly.

She started with brown mustard. She shook up a squeeze bottle of the deli mustard and began to squeeze it onto Megan. It started to pile on top of Megan’s head in lines, coiling over itself. She then squeezed some onto Megan’s cheeks, nose and onto her shoulders. She tried to use the mustard to draw a funny mouth and glasses on Megan’s face as well as a moustache. Megan just crossed her arms and rolled her eyes as the embarrassment was heaped upon her by Marnie. Marnie giggled uncontrollably as she squeezed brown mustard all over Megan.

Marnie then took cans of baked beans and shook them out all over Megan. Megan closed her eyes and held her breath as baked beans came falling all over her. They rolled down her face, down her dark hair and then all over her white suit. He jacket and pants were soon covered in stains from the sloppy bean juice. Bean made their way into her jacket and down her body. Beans stuck all over her.

Next to come for Megan was creamed corn. “Creeeeeeamed corn,” Marnie told her. “You cannot be serious, “Megan replied. Marnie chuckled as she began to dump creamed corn all over her. Megan closed her eyes as the entire top half of her head and face were soon covered in the thick, yellow muck. Creamed corn stuck all over Megan.

Marnie then took two gravy boats and began to dump gravy all over Megan. She artfully, moved them around, leaving gravy all over Megan as she went. She treated Megan as if she were a Sunday roast, slathering her in thick, brown gravy.  “How can you pour gravy on me?,” Megan said in her thick accent. “Oh it looks lovely all over you. I have always wanted to do this,” Marnie laughed. “I am soaked in gravy,” Megan replied. “I am a right dog’s dinner.”

Finally. Marnie took a massive, catering size tray of shepherd’s pie, filled with more gravy, mashed potatoes, mince, carrots, peas and more lifted it over Megan’s head. She had a hard time holding it up as it was very heavy and almost collapsing. She moved it in front of Megan. Megan’s eyes darted in panic. The tray then completely collapsed and the shepherd’s pie fell out all over Megan. It was very thick and instantly clung to whatever it touched, in this case Megan. Globs of it were everywhere. Megan moved her legs in and out and allowed it to all everywhere. Marnie laughed and clapped.

“You were such a great sport Meg,” she teased. “Yeah, this was brilliant,” she said, rolling her eyes and giving two thumbs up sarcastically.

Nicole Eggert fake mess

 Nicole Eggert fake mess