Mr. Mayor

 

Mr. Mayor

***WARNING**** This story is not meant to make light of any political issues or protests or anything like that. They are serious topics and issues. This is just a silly messy story. It's not expressing any political view or opinion. Thank you. ***

Kyla Kennedy and Vella Lovell were two of the stars of the new hit comedy Mr. Mayor. It was a very funny show. Kyla played the mayor’s daughter Orly and Vella played one of his top aides Mikaela. They were both very funny and attractive in their roles. They were both of legal age as well. They each got laughs by playing off of the other characters. They were intelligent and witty, but also could be whiny and bratty at times as well. There were times when the show could get a bit silly and could sometimes include some minor messy scenarios. There was an episode, for example where Mikaela had avocado/fish thrown all over her by protesters. It looked like guacamole.

There was an episode where there were people protesting many of the mayor’s policies. Among them being; the placement of a garbage dump, adjustments to school lunches and leash laws for dogs. The mayor wanted to do something to appease everyone, but he could not change some of the policies because the state government had cut funding to the city and he had no choice but to make these cuts. He was as unhappy about it as anyone. Orly happened to be in the office on that day as well. The protesters were outside. Everyone was discussing what to do. They all went out to face the crowd.

The mayor attempted to speak, but he was shouted down. Mikaela and Orly got up and tried to speak. Mikaela chimed in saying that they were being unreasonable and silly. The crowd thought she was coming off as condescending and patronising. They got angrier and angrier. She said that there was nothing wrong with the policies and that she had written them herself. The crowd angrily booed her. Orly then piped in telling them all to shut up. The two of them were getting the crowd more agitated. The Mayor then chimed in asking what could be done to appease them. Some of the angry crowd members pointed at Orly and Mikaela. They looked at one another. Their eyes widened and they gulped.

The scene cut to the two of them positioned together sitting in a bath tub with everyone gathered around watching. They were both wearing skirts. Their skirts hitched up as they sat in the tub. “I can’t believe this,” Michaela said, rolling her eyes. Orly shook her head in bratty anger. She was always a moody and temperamental character. She was always whining and complaining. All they could do was shake their heads in disgust and anger.

The protesters were going to give them a taste of their own medicine. They say these two as spoiled brats. They believed that because they were not as rich, the cuts affected them more. The crowd was chanting. They brought out some items representing each of the problems. They were going to get payback on these two ladies.

They started with the disgusting, poor quality, cheap school lunches from the school cafeterias. They were going to show these ladies just how disgusting the lunches in the schools really were. “Ick, the lunches in school are so gross,” Orly exclaimed. Michaela grimaced. Audience members took large jugs filled with leftovers of school lunches mixed together and began to pour them over the two ladies. They squealed and shrieked as the disgusting school dinners were poured over them. They poured down over Mikaela’s curly dark hair and all over Orly’s long blonde hair and down their revolted faces. More poured down their bodies and all over their legs. They were being bathed in mounds of revolting school lunch. Globs of revolting food stuck all over their faces and bodies. They looked at each other making disgusted faces.

To represent the dog issue, the protesters produced cans of disgusting dog food. They passed the cans forward and one by one, dumped the stinky dog food all over the two ladies. They screamed as dog food was dumped over their heads. The protesters laughed as they dumped dog food all over their bodies. They stuck their tongues out miming as if they may be sick. This was humiliating for them as well as revolting. The fact that they were being covered in dog food of all things was completely embarrassing.

Staff members who Mikaela managed looked on and laughed as they watched her get covered in dog food. They did not really respect her as they should have done to begin with. Finally, to illustrate the issue with the garbage, the protesters produced just that, bags of garbage that were left in the community, overflowing. They were now going to show these two what it was like.

They passed the bags of trash forward and then began to tear them open and to dump the trash over Mikaela and Orly. The women closed their eyes as garbage began to be poured all over them. The trash was really. It was mainly discarded, rotten food and food waste such as banana peels. The shots were then shown in slow motion of each of the women’s hilarious faces as the garbage began to pour over them. Orly was shown first given a pained and shocked look before closing her eyes as a deluge of trash poured over her. Mikaela was then shown giving a surprised face, looking around and then up as the trash hit then closing her eyes as the trash covered her.

The garbage stuck all over their bodies. Their legs and clothes were covered in a slathering of trash along with the school dinners and dog food that had come before. The mayor and the other staff had run off earlier. The two women were livid. Some of Orly’s friends turned up and were laughing and pointing as they witnessed this. They took pictures on their cell phones and joked that they were posting them all over social media.

They were shown stomping into the office dripping in trash. They looked livid. They were told that they needed to go to the bathroom to clean off.

Natalie Portman fake messes

 These are fake messings of Natalie Portman.

Shakira and J. Lo Super Bowl

 

Shakira and J. Lo Super Bowl

Shakira and Jennifer Lopez were selected to appear at the half time show of the Super Bowl. They vowed to put on a performance that no one would ever forget. They would do just that. They were both known for shaking their shapely posteriors and wiggling their hips. They wore matching sexy outfits on the stage. The performance was going to be topped off in a way that was going to surprise everyone. The whole halftime show was kind of a Latin American theme. There was going to be a special ending involving Latin American food in a very interesting way.

The two did their performance, a medley of some of their greatest hits over the years. Each had been around for a long time and had a long list of hit songs. The crowd was loving their performance. It was already one of the better half time shows in recent memory. To be fair, quite a few of them left something to be desired, to put it mildly.

At the end of the performance they shouted that they were going to give a tribute to Latin American food. They started to sing a version of Shakira’s song Wherever, Whenever with modified lyrics referencing Latin American food items. The two gyrated their hips and wiggled their behinds together. As they sang, the set began to change. Two massive bowls of sour cream were brought out centre stage. They each climbed into one of the bowls and began to dance in the sour cream. They began to massage the sour cream all over themselves. They were positioned close to one another, so they were able to reach each other. They began to rub sour cream all over one another’s bodies.

They then began to sing about salsa. They sang about the dance the salsa as well. As they did this, chunky salsa began to pour down on them from above. It rained down upon them in chunks, falling all over their hair, faces and bodies. They smiled and laughed as it poured all over them. They rubbed one another’s breasts and bare stomachs in the sloppy salsa.

They were then each handed bowls of chunky green guacamole. They smiled and then tipped the bowls over one another’s heads. They stuck the bowls on top of one another’s heads as the guacamole fell all over them. They then smeared some of the guacamole on one another’s lovely backsides.

Next to come was queso, nacho cheese. It was thick and orange. It began to pour all over them as they wiggled their bodies suggestively. The sloppy orange cheese could be seen flowing all over the curves and muscles of their sexy bodies. It completely covered them as they thrust their hips. The crowd was loving this.

At this point, shredded lettuce, rice and chopped tomatoes began to fall all over them. This was followed by crushed tortilla chips. All of this stuck all over their mess covered bodies. They were then pelted with all manner of beans ranging from red beans to black beans. They were also pelted with mashed refried beans.

They then grabbed each other and both fell over in the sour cream. They twirled about in the mess, laughing and smiling. The thick sloppy food mess was all over their incredible, curvaceous bodies. It stuck to their thick thighs and behinds.

There was no doubt that this was the best half time show that anyone had ever seen.

Zapp Live fake teacher in aqua

 This is another fake from a teacher that should have gotten the gunge on Zapp Live.

Elizabeth Olsen slime time

 

Elizabeth Olsen slime time

Elizabeth Olsen had witnessed people that she knew getting slimed for a very long time. She had even seen her sisters get slimed before. She found this hilarious. She had always teased them about it and always mentioned how funny she thought that it was. They decided that since she enjoyed slimings so much, that she should be the recipient of one herself. They wondered how amusing she would find it if she was the one to end up covered in slime. They suspected that if she was on the receiving end, she may not be as enthusiastic about it.

Elizabeth was set to present an award at a famous award show where slime was a well-known component of the show. Normally, when someone was slimed, they would agree to it in advance and everything would be arranged before the show. On this occasion, her sisters had spoken to the show’s producers and arranged everything. They did not tell her that it would be happening. Everyone hoped that she would not be too angry. Normally, permission would need to be granted for such things. This was a special circumstance though. Everyone believed that though she may be a bit annoyed by what would happen, that she would take it well.

Elizabeth wore a dark dress that was relatively tight. It showed off a good amount of her long legs as well. She looked pretty amazing.  She started presenting the award by reading the lines that she was given. She asked the audience if they were having a good time and then stated that things would be getting even better.

As she said this, she looked to the side of the stage. Her sisters were suddenly standing there. They had evil grins on their faces. They gave her thumbs up and giggled. She was a little confused, but then turned to continue the presentation. In that moment, slime began to come at her from all directions. Slime poured down upon her from the ceiling. It splashed and sprayed wildly everywhere in all directions. It poured down upon her head. At the same time, slime began to spray her from below and to her front as well. It sprayed upward onto her. It splashed all over her legs and her dress. She could only react by raising her hands to attempt to block some of the slime, but because it was coming from all directions, it was impossible to avoid. She giggled and laughed as she staggered around on stage, being sprayed with slime. Slime also came at her from behind spraying her back, her, behind and the backs of her legs. She was completely covered in slime. It dripped everywhere.

Her sisters howled in laughter as they watched it happen to her. They felt that she seriously deserved this. Slime dripped down her face and hair. She had to take several moments trying to compose herself. Ultimately, she was able to complete the presentation of the award. She was truly a professional.

As she walked off stage, she turned to her sisters. “I don’t suppose that you had anything to do with this did you?,” she asked. “Maybe,” they replied in a funny voice. She shook her head. She then made a growling noise and ran towards them with her arms up attempting to hug them with her slimy body.

Sophie Turner fake mess 2-5

 Sophie Turner fake mess 2- 5

Stephanie March Alex Cabot

 

Stephanie March Alex Cabot

Stephanie March played the role of Alex Cabot on various Law and Order series including SVU. She was absolutely gorgeous but serious and hard-nosed as well. The way she dressed was unintentionally sexy. Even her neck was sexy. She was doing a guest spot on a skit comedy show similar to Saturday Night Live. They would have their guests star in silly sketches that were take offs of what they were known for. One of the sketches that Stephanie would be doing was a court room scene. This time the shoe would be on the other foot as she would be the defendant, though she was the district attorney.

She was being put on trial for being unfair and for being a bit snooty and judgemental. She was questioned by a cast member dressed up as a lawyer. He accused her of being up herself. She said that this was not true at all and that people were only projecting their own feelings of inadequacy upon her. She stated that it was her job to make the best case possible. There was a jury made up of actors from the show and a judge. The judge kept calling for order in the court even though no one was talking at the time. There was a running gag that the judge was slightly hard of hearing as well. It was made known that the jury was made up primarily of suspects that Alex had prosecuted. It was stacked not in her favour. There were also a few of her rivals on the jury as well and some that were jealous of her looks and successes.

The prosecutor chimed in again,” You are also accused of always looking like you are constipated.” This left her speechless. She did not know how to respond to that. She looked incredibly embarrassed by this. She tried not to crack a smile. He then said,” I think I can rest my case. I don’t think any more really needs to be said here, do you? This woman never laughs, barely smiles. She takes herself way too seriously.” She just shook her head.

The head of the jury then quickly chimed in,” I don’t think that we need to even discuss the outcome. It’s guilty, guilty, guilty.” There was an older woman on the jury who shouted,” The blonde skinny bitch deserves to be punished.” The judge strained to hear. He then pounded his gavel and shouted,” Guilty, guilty, guilty as charged. I sentence you to the gravest punishment that this court can hand down. A slopping.” The jury cheered and the prosecutor sneered.

She wore a grey skirt suit. The uptight solicitor was going to get completely covered in disgusting slop. This was a sight that many would be delighting in. She took a deep breath. She closed her eyes as out of nowhere, a deluge of sloppy mess began to rain down upon her from above. It was a mixture of disgusting sloppy food. It started with what appeared to be baked beans. They began to pour down upon her from above. They poured down her head and down her blonde hair. They slid down her glasses and down her face. They then poured onto her chest, down her neck. More dumped down her jacket and then over her skirt and all over her long legs. The smelly beans dumped all over her body as everyone applauded and laughed at her.

The baked beans were followed by other beans. There looked like there were chick peas, kidney beans, black beans and lima beans raining down upon her. They smelled horrendous and were swimming in sloppy juices. As she took off her glasses and tried in vain to clean them off on her lapel, spaghetti hoops began to pour down upon her. She gave a pained look as she was slopped with an ocean of spaghetti hoops in revolting orange sauce. It stained her suit and stuck all over her blonde hair. They could be seen dripping down her calves, all down her high heeled shoes.

The jury then began to pelt her with rotten vegetables. They exploded all over her body, leaving bits stuck all over her. As this was happening, sloppy creamed corn began to rain down upon her from above. It was thick and sloppy and stuck all over her body and head.

The whole thing was finished off by the prosecutor approaching and pushing her face into a giant tub of coleslaw. He then dumped it all over her face and body. It stuck everywhere. She sputtered and kicked her legs as she came face to face with the revolting, foul smelling slaw. Alex had truly got her comeuppance.

 

Jessica Chastain fake mess

 This is a fake gunging of Jessica Chastain.