Monica Lewinsky messy

 

Monica Lewinsky messy

Monica Lewinsky was a part of a huge scandal when she was younger. Her name remained famous over 20 years later. Somehow she was more attractive all those years later than she had been back when she was famous. The whole thing was slightly embarrassing but it wasn’t anything to really be all that ashamed of. Sometimes it got a little annoying that it was the only thing that anyone ever wanted to talk to her about. On the other hand, she had a really good sense of humour and was more than willing to poke fun at the situation and herself in the right context. Anyway, the massive corruption in the government now made the so called scandals of the past look quaint in comparison.

She was approached with an offer to appear on a comedic sort of gameshow that involved mess. She sort of needed the money and she thought that it would be a good laugh so she agreed. There would be very little mention of a certain former commander in chief which was good as well as far as she was concerned. It was one of those shows where the winning celebrity would have their winnings go to a charity of their choice, which was positive as well. She joked that she was sure that there would have been a lot of politicians who would have loved to have seen her get messy because of all of fuss that she would have been seen to have caused.

The concept of the show was straightforward. There were three celebrities. There was a vat of sloppy tapioca pudding over their heads. That vat would be emptying over one of them. They would have to compete in a Wheel of Fortune style game. There would be puzzles to solve guessing the phrase on the board. Whoever finished last would be getting the tapioca all over them. There would be however many puzzles as would fit into the allotted time for the show. You would also get a certain amount of points for guessing the correct letters depending on where the wheel landed. It was a format that most were familiar with only with a new twist. There was also segments of the wheel that if landed on would add to the vat above.

On the first spin, someone landed on butterscotch which caused tons of the sticky substance to unload into the vat. Monica grimaced. She was hoping that she would not finish last. She was actually a very intelligent person despite how she was sometimes portrayed in the media, so she had as good a chance as anyone at doing well.

The first puzzle was a very long phrase and it took ages for someone to guess it. Everyone received some points. Monica was actually in the lead for most of the round, having guessed a lot of the correct letters, but someone else actually got the correct answer. In the next round everyone landed on Bankrupt at least once, evening things out again. Someone also landed on pies. This caused six pies to be loaded into launch position. It was explained that the loser would now have these pies launched at them as well. Monica just laughed. This could be very embarrassing for someone. It would be funny though, in her mind at least.

The game progressed and it was really close. Monica was in second place, but not too far behind the person in the lead as the last round started. Everyone was doing well at guessing the letters correctly. Someone landed on a portion of the wheel that read slime. Gooey pink slime was then loaded into the vat as well. Time then was running out. It was a speed round. Monica was behind, but whoever got the final puzzle would probably be the winner. It became very tense at this point. It was a difficult puzzle as well. It came down to luck. It came down to the person who got to guess when only one letter was missing. As fate would have it, it was not Monica. Her opponent guessed correctly. He celebrated. Monica realised at that moment that she had finished last. It was not announced immediately, however.

The scores were then revealed. Monica’s score was just under the other two contestants. She had managed to finish last. She giggled as she realised what was about to happen. She wore a slightly tight and sexy purple dress. “I guess my dress is going to get a lot of mess on it,” she joked. The host joked that she should be used to that. She shook her head and laughed.

She closed her eyes. The tapioca pudding from the vat began to unload itself upon her. She giggled as it poured over her head, down her dark hair, over her face and down her dress. As this was happening, the pies were launched at her. One after another they flew at her with some for. Pie after pie collided with her curvy body. One hit her square in the face. Another on the side. She laughed as she was covered.

The pudding dumped all over her. It was then topped with the sloppy butterscotch that was to come next. She flung her arms as it poured down upon her. It was then followed by the thick pink slime that covered her almost entirely. She shook her head. Her dark hair was covered in mess. Her curvy body was layered in sloppy mess. Pie plates fell from her body to the floor.

The host thanked her for being a good sport and thanked the contestants. A slow motion replay was played of the whole thing.

Sophie Turner fake mess

 This is a fake messing of Sophie Turner.

Britt Baron black jeans

 

Britt Baron black jeans

Britt Baron played Justine on GLOW. She had been in many other things as well. Though she sometimes played a teenager, she was in her twenties. She looked very good, but did not really look like a teenager. She always looked amazing despite some of the crazy eighties haircuts that she had on the show. She always looked amazing in the sexy black jeans that she would usually wear on the show. She was quite shy, but quite wild at the same time which was a pretty sexy mix. She also had a very sexy smile as well.

Britt was dressed in her black jeans and white tank top. She was out with a guy that she was dating when she was approached by a presenter with a camera. He explained that he was from a new television show. It was a show where ordinary people were placed in extraordinary situations. Basically how part of the show worked was that members of the public would challenge their friends and family to a simple contest or challenge. The winner would get a prize and would get to exact some messy punishment on the loser. She was asked if she would like to challenge her boyfriend. She was up for the idea. It sounded like a lot of fun and she thought it might be a good laugh.

The challenge was a simple one. They had one minute. In that minute they would have to try to convince as many people as they could to give them their lighters. There was a bit of luck involved, but whoever was able to collect the most lighters would be the winner. They got ready and started off. They went around to anyone they could find begging for their lighters. Her boyfriend started explaining that he would get to punish his girlfriend if he won. This lead to people giving him more lighters. Britt tried to use charm to get people to give their lighters to her. This was working, but it was taking a much longer time.

Before long, a buzzer sounded and they were told that their time was up. The lighters were counted. Britt had managed to collect four lighters. Her boyfriend had managed to collect seven, making him the clear winner. She laughed and smiled. She shook his hand. The presenter declared him the winner. They then said that he would receive $100 in vouchers, but the real prize would be getting to punish the loser.

 

They got out two pairs of handcuffs. Britt joked,” Oooh this looks fun,” raising an eyebrow suggestively. They took the handcuffs and cuffed her wrists to the pier, behind her back. She rolled her eyes but laughed. “It’s ok. I’m all yours,” she joked. She was now prone to whatever was about to be thrown her way. She had a feeling that things were about to get messy. A crowd began to amass surrounding them, trying to see what was going on. “Now, have you ever wanted to get your own back on your beautiful girlfriend here?,” the presenter asked. “Oh absolutely,” he replied. Britt giggled. “Hey, watch it,” she joked. “Well, we are going to give you that opportunity right now. You may have noticed that we have a lovely cart here that, until this point, has been covered up, hiding what is underneath. Well, I can now reveal that what lays underneath will be the punishment for your girlfriend. Shall we all have a look?” The gathered crowd cheered. The presenter pulled the covering away revealing bowls and containers filled with various condiments and other foods. The crowd cheered and applauded. Britt laughed and blushed. Her boyfriend smiled wickedly. “As you may have guessed. You now have the opportunity to pour all of that mess all over your lovely girlfriend. How do you like that?” “That is brilliant,” he replied. She shook her head blushing. “Have you always wanted to do this?,” the presenter asked. “Oh absolutely,” he replied. “I’ll bet,” the presenter said.

He started with some mayonnaise. It was in a giant squeeze container. He stood a few inches away at first taking aim at Britt’s legs. He squeezed the bottle, causing the mayonnaise to spray all over her sexy black jeans, streaking them in white mess. It oozed down her legs to her ankles then onto her socks. More was sprayed all over her top and down her tanned arms. He then sprayed more onto her dark hair and down her face. He then squeezed more all over the back of her jeans all over her behind and down the backs of her legs. “That is all over my ass,” she said. She just rolled her eyes and laughed in embarrassment.

He then took a bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy. He stuck his hands in the bowl, pulling out clumps of it. He mushed one handful into her face and one onto her chest, smearing the potatoes and gravy around on her chest and in her face and in her hair. He then dropped some between her heaving boobs. He pushed some down the back of her jeans as well, smushing it all over her behind. Blobs of mashed potatoes fell from her face, landing with a splat upon the wood of the pier below.

He then dumped a plastic container filled with fruit salad over her head. There were chunks of fruit in sticky syrup that were inside that rained down upon her. He then smashed raw eggs all over her body. He smashed some right over her head and then smashed them all over her breasts and jeans. He emptied some between her breasts and down into her butt crack as well. She shivered as she felt the eggs on her flesh. He smashed more in her underarms followed by more over her head.

He then tipped an industrial sized container of salsa all over her. It oozed down her bare arms and chest. Hunks of the tomato and other ingredients stuck all over her face and to her hair. She was showered in it. He then emptied bags of rotten salad all over her. Bits of the congealed lettuce, carrot and red cabbage stuck all over her already sticky body. He then was allowed to dump extra-large sized tubs of sour cream and guacamole all over her. He poured the sour cream all over her jeans and then dumped the rest over her head. He placed the plastic pot that it came in on top of her head, making a ridiculous sort of hat for her. He then dumped the guacamole all over her body.

The gathered crowd was recording all of this on their phones. They were loving every minute of it. Britt did not protest too much either. Sloppy food dripped all over her body. He completed the job by covering her from head to toe in sloppy honey yoghurt. He took pleasure in putting it all over her body. He smeared it everywhere on her. It was soft and sticky. Finally, he dumped a huge back of sprinkles all over her. They stuck to the honey and yoghurt that covered her body. The sour cream pot still stuck in place on her head.

She just shook her head. When the handcuffs were removed. She lunged at her boyfriend. She wrapped her messy body around him and began to kiss him passionately and wildly. “Wait until I get him home,” she told the presenter.

Jewel fake slimings

 These are fake slimings of the famous singer Jewel,

Madeleine Westerhout embarrassment

 

*****WARNING**** I have heard that if anything even slightly negative is posted about a certain person that the person gets harassed and bullied. If I get any messages from that person's supporters like that, I will likely just block them. Then again it would just prove a point at the end of the day. ****

Madeleine Westerhout embarrassment

Madeleine Westerhout worked in the White House, but was dismissed. She seemed to be a moth to a flame, attracted to evil. Even after being dismissed, she still seemed enamoured with the president. He was an overweight, unattractive, over the hill misogynist who repeatedly did awful things and was caught lying over 20,000 on camera. She seemed to be attracted to him still. Some appeared to be attracted to people who were rich and cruel for some reason. She released a book as a cash in as well. It worked and it got her on the news. Publicity was what she was really after. She was definitely someone who deserved a good messing without a doubt.

She was asked to appear on a political debate show. She was lead to believe that she would be taking part in a serious debate. She did not really grasp that she would not have been considered an expert on politics just because she worked at the White House. She had no idea what she would be in for on the show. She was also very looks orientated. She was conceited and was very into how she looked and what she wore. She was very interested in money and fame as well. She wore a dark blue dress on the show that looked beautiful against her dark hair.

When the show began and the debate started, it was very clear that she was out of her depth completely. There were a few times that she really embarrassed herself. There was several times where she was pushed into a corner because she could not answer what they were asking at all. They had done research and were able to call her on some inconsistencies in what she had been saying. She got tongue tied at one point. She was starting to unravel. They were very experienced in politics and in journalism and were able to get her to admit that the president had basically used her in many ways as he had so many others. There was a reason why so many of his cabinet and staff had either resigned or been dismissed. They got her to basically admit that neither she nor the president was really qualified to be in the position that they were. She admitted that she had been humiliated and mistreated while in her post.

She was very embarrassed already, but nothing would compare to the embarrassment that she was about to suffer next. She was told that she and the administration were an embarrassment and as such she deserved to be embarrassed herself. She looked shocked. Her eyes widened. She had no idea what they may be referring to. She heard a slight noise coming from above. As she looked up a substance began to pour down from above.

She screamed. A substance that appeared to be something similar to oatmeal began to pour down over her head.  It seemed to pour down on her for minutes. It splashed all over the place. It splashed all over her body, though a lot of it was off screen. She was frozen in shock. The lumpy, sloppy beige mess continued to pour all over her face and hair as well as all over her dress and down her body. She was soon covered in it. It smelled awful as well. She looked furious. It rolled down her legs to her heels. It dripped from the bottom of her dress and down her back as well. Her hair was soaked in it. She tossed her head, flinging some of the sloppy mess around. Her cheeks, chin and nose were covered in it. She shook her head in anger and discussed.

Her eyes then darted back in forth. It was clear that something was happening off screen. Two men in suits came at her with pies in their hands. They promptly smashed the pies right into her face. The force of the pieing almost pushed her over from her seat. Her legs lifted in the air, comically kicking. They also pushed pies into her breasts as well as they were shoving them into her face. She tried to compose herself, sitting back up in her seat. She was overcome with anger and disgust.

Finally, more men in suits began to fling blue and green slime upon her with buckets as they would on Saturday Morning Mash Up. She closed her eyes as bucket after bucket of slime was chucked all over her. It splashed in all directions as it hit her body. In no time, she was completely covered in the slime. She pushed her hands to her face and screamed. She was covered from head to toe in the mess. She stood up and stormed off of the set.

There were photos and video clips of the show everywhere after that. She was totally humiliated. She threatened to sue everyone who had anything to do with it, but she was not successful because she had signed waivers when she agreed to be on the show. The president distanced himself from her even more after this happened.

Emily Kaplan fakes

 These are fakes of Emily Kaplan who is on ESPN sometimes.

Kirstin part 2

 

Kirstin part 2

****WARNING*** This story contains male WAM. It also contains sexual acts and adult content. Please do not proceed if you are underage, offended by these things or are not into this aspect. It does have male content which I know many of you do not like. ****

Kirstin and her new friend had so much fun during their first encounter together that they decided that there would be a repeat performance. Kirstin figured that it was only right that she get her own back upon him for the messing that she took at his hands the first time. He was happy to agree to her terms. “This time, you are going to be all mine. We will be playing by my rules. I hope you are ready because it is your turn now.” He was a bit nervous but agreed to take part as they had very similar interests. He knew that whatever they would do together would be enjoyable and then some. They were both looking forward to it big time. Kirstin could not wait to get her hands on him this time. The last time had been one of the hottest experiences of each of their lives. The next time would prove to be just as enjoyable.

They arranged to meet in the same place as they had before. Kirstin arranged everything again for them. She enjoyed getting everything ready for the evening, imaging what would occur as she arranged everything. She was going to enjoy this very much. She was very happy when he arrived. She smiled as she welcomed him. She asked him if he was nervous. He asked,” Should I be?” She responded with a coy smile. “Well, we will see won’t we.” They instantly began to kiss wildly and passionately. “This time, I am in charge,” she said,” And you have to do exactly what I say or you will be punished,” she said mischievously. “Into the bedroom,” she ordered.

When he arrived in the bedroom, he saw that she had restraints arranged on each of the bedposts. She climbed on the bed and sat up, making herself comfortable. “Now, it is time for you take off all of your clothes.” He hesitated for a moment. “I said take off all of your clothes,” she said with more authority in her voice this time. “Your ass is all mine tonight, remember?,” she said. He stood before her. He took a deep breath. He was a bit self-conscious of his appearance. He slowly undid his shirt and removed it. He tried to not make eye contact as he undid his trousers and pulled them down his legs. She told him to hand her his clothing. He did as instructed. She also pulled out her phone and began taking lots of photos of the proceedings. He was now standing in front of her in nothing but his underwear. She smiled as she instructed him to pull them down. He closed his eyes and lowered his underwear to his feet. He bent over and raised his leg, stepping out of them. He handed them to her. He now stood in front of her completely naked.

“Hands at your side,” she ordered. He did as she asked. He was definitely blushing. He was turned on but very embarrassed as well. The embarrassment was arousing him in its own way though. His penis was already becoming erect. He was completely exposed to her. She instructed him to put his hands over his head, which he complied with. She then told him to turn around. “Nice ass,” she quipped. She then instructed him to squat. It was totally demeaning and he knew that she was snapping away with her camera this entire time. He did not want to contemplate what she had captured on her camera. He was completely naked and bent over for her. She was able to see everything. She was very aroused by this, of course. She then came over and bent him over the bed. She told him that he had been very naughty. She then reached back and began to spank his naked backside. She laughed as her hand bounced off of his naked behind. Placing her hands all over his naked butt cheeks. She squeezed and slapped them. Her hand making an imprint on his chubby backside.

She then instructed him to get on the bed and to lay on his back. She made him get spread eagle on the bed. She then cuffed his ankles and wrists to each of the bedposts. She put his body on display in a naked X position. He was now completely at her mercy. She chuckled as she looked down upon his soft naked body. She was free to do anything that she wanted to him now. She leaned over and whispered to him not to worry because she would be gentle. Things were about to get even more interesting for him.

She reached down and began to stroke his penis, making it even harder than it was to begin with. She enjoyed feeling his erect member against the palm of her hand. She then grabbed a sloppy coconut cream pie. It was filled with pie filling and covered in cream and coconut shaving. She stuck her finger in it and then licked it. She then stuck her finger in again and had him lick it off of her finger. She then mounted him. She crawled up his body, closer and closer to him. “I have wanted to do this for so long. I have wanted to pie you so bad.” She then playfully pulled the pie forward and back, teasing that she was going to pie him. He closed his eyes as she smashed the pie into his face as hard as she could. She then mercilessly pushed the pie around in his face. The feeling of administering the pie in his face was orgasmic. When she let up, the pie crust fell down his chest and landed in his lap and on his belly. She stood back and took a long look. She had never seen anything so arousing in her life. He sat there on display, completely naked, his face covered in thick sloppy creamy pie. This was a picture that she wanted to have forever.

She then took a pumpkin and cream pie and plopped it down on top of his head. The mushy mess fell down his face and body. The pie tin, misshapen and crushed stuck to the top of his head. She grabbed some handfuls of it and rubbed them around all over his chest and penis. She then took a chocolate cream pie and pushed it straight into his genitals. This completely covered his cock and balls. Chocolate cream pie dripped from the tip of his penis and off of the hairs on his ball sack.

She then began to pour chocolate syrup all over his prone naked body. She squeezed it all over him. She took her time, ensuring it went everywhere. She sprayed it up and down his legs, on his chest and over his genitals. She dispersed some over his head. The feeling of dumping the sloppy mess on his naked body was one that was deeply sensual and more erotic than she could have ever imagined.

She cleared his eyes now, because she wanted him to see what she was going to do next. She stood before him and began to slowly remove each item of her clothing. She knew that he wanted her too and saw how aroused he was becoming already. She teased him, displaying her naked body. She enjoyed seeing him become more and more excited as she removed more and more of her clothing. She then climbed on the bed and crept closer and closer to him.

She wiggled her behind as she moved closer and closer. She placed her behind and pussy inches from his face so he could smell her first. Her vagina was very wet as well by this point. She was very aroused. She then pushed her behind into her face, wiggling it around in his face. She then ordered him to lick her naked ass. He stuck his tongue out and began to lick her sexy naked but cheeks. He was literally licking her ass. He kissed each cheek. He then pushed his tongue into her crack and began to lick and suck her ass. He was face to face with Kirstin’s asshole. His face was then pushed inside. His face almost disappearing inside of her naked ass. Kirstin became even more aroused. She thought to herself,” He is tasting my ass.” The idea made her very wet indeed. She then turned around and allowed him to eat her pussy out as well. She loved the feeling of his tongue on her body especially her most private areas, especially her pussy and asshole. She closed her eyes as his tongue licked her in ways that only he seemed to be able to. She had never felt anything like it before. It was a sensation that little else could compare to.

She then uncuffed him. She had him get on all fours on the bed. She then took a strawberry shortcake pie and smashed it into his upturned behind. She smeared the sweet, sloppy mess all over his bare behind. She then told him to close his eyes. She then began to have sex with him from behind until they both came. She rode him from behind. She smacked his ass as she rode him. They then fell over in exhaustion. It was another night that they would never forget.

Dido messy fake

 This is a messy fake of Dido.

Christina Ricci cream of the crop

Christina Ricci cream of the crop

Christina Ricci had been a star for a very long time. She was quite young when she made her film debut, but she had been a Hollywood star pretty much from the beginning. A lot of people knew her as a child star, but she blossomed into adulthood and became quite an attractive person. She started playing much more adult roles including ones that involved sex and even nudity. There had been more than one occasion when she had been completely nude on screen for the world to see. She kind of enjoyed it in a way. She found it a bit exciting. She always had sexy big eyes that really stood out. Deep down, she was always a little bit on the kinky side. She usually did not let that side show very much as she was also quite a private person at the same time.

The opportunity arose for her to be in a film that involved an erotic seen involving nudity and erotic messiness. She jumped at the opportunity. She loved the idea of something like that playing out on the big screen where the whole world could see. Because it was part of a film role, she also would not have to admit that she secretly loved the idea.

The film was an R rated one, so had the potential of getting pretty naughty. She played a high class Madame that the main character went to visit. The main character was a secret agent. She was secretly a double agent. It was a James Bond type of film. Her character met the main character in a casino where they were playing in a high stakes card game. They then had a drink together where they flirted even more. One thing led to another and they went up to a hotel room.

They began kissing. She pushed him down on the bed. She then dropped her dress to the ground. She was completely naked. She leaned down on top of him and they kissed. She then rolled over onto her back. She then told him to open the hotel refrigerator. He pulled out a golden tray that had several messy food items sitting on it. He placed it on the bedside table. “Use it on me now,” she said to him. He took out some handcuffs and cuffed her wrists to the bedposts. She was now naked and spread eagle.

He took out some strawberry syrup. He began to slowly squeeze it up and down her naked body. She closed her eyes as she felt the sticky and sweet strawberry sauce oozing all over her body. It slowly was squeezed on her breasts, down her stomach and down her legs. It dripped all over her vagina and her backside. She wiggled her feet and toes as she felt it all over her body.

He then took some chocolate sauce and began to do the same, slowly squeezing it all over her sexy naked body. She licked her lips. He then put some of the chocolate on a strawberry. He then put it inches from her lips. She sensually stuck her tongue out. He playfully pulled it away before moving it forward so she could eat the chocolate dipped strawberry. She bent her legs and opened them allowing him to rub another strawberry around on her chocolate covered private parts. She could feel it all over her sexy lips.

He then took out some lovely cool custard and began to slowly pour it all over her. She closed her eyes and moaned in pleasure. “Mmmm. Ooh. Oh yeah. Oh God yeah,” she said. The custard was shown cascading down her body and down her dark hair. She arched her back and allowed it to fall all over her. The layers of custard slowly covered her body and piled beneath her all over the satin sheets on the bed that she was lying on.

He then took a black forest gateau and pushed it right into her face. He pulled up, leaving the bottom of the cake stuck to the top of her head. Her face dripped with whipped cream, chocolate cake and sloppy cherries. He then took a second one and wedged it up under her pert behind. It smushed and oozed out over her buttocks and onto her vagina lips.

Finally, she sprayed her with some whipped cream. He put some onto each breast, onto her vagina, her knees and her face. Her sexy body wiggled. He then put a blindfold on her so she could not see what was going to happen next. She was hoping that they would make love as she wanted to try to trap him, but what he did instead shocked her.

He got dressed and then started to leave the room. “Sorry, my love, but I was on to you the whole time. I would never lower myself to sleep with someone like you. The maid will be getting an interesting surprise though when she comes to clean the room tomorrow morning.” “Hey, what are you doing? You can’t just leave me here like this. You son of a bitch. I’ll get you for this,” she shouted. “Cheerio,” he quipped as he sauntered out. He slammed the door leaving her there. She screamed and tried to wiggle free as the scene ended. In later scenes, he would make thinly veiled jokes about what happened such as calling her the cream of the crop.

Sam Ponder fake mess 2

This is a new fake of Sam Ponder.