Kay Adams loves Dicks

 

Kay Adams loves Dicks

Kay Adams is the epitome of annoying. She has a very grating voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. She got on everyone’s nerves a great deal. One of her colleagues was thrilled when they got the opportunity to make a messy bet with her on a game that they were discussing. Of course, most of the fans who tuned in were males so they were routing against her as well. She was confident that her team would pull through for her, but things were out of her hands.

The game was not particularly close. Every time the opposing team scored, everyone celebrated. They began to tease her and really rub it in. The opposing team ran up a big lead. Kay’s team was not able to come back. Kay cheered the team on, but it was to no avail. They ended up losing badly.

As the final buzzer sounded, everyone took Kay by the arm and led her over to the area set up for the mess. She kicked off her shoes and took a seat. The winner was handed a giant yellow pie. He smiled as he balanced it in his hand. “I have wanted to do this for so long,” he explained. Kay scrunched up her face as he leaned back. He took aim, then pushed the pie straight into her face. He thrust the pie in her face, nailing her with it. She raised her legs in the air. Everyone exploded in laughter as she was creamed with the pie. As she moved her mouth and eyes, some of the pie fell, the rest sticking all around her face. She made a very sexual looking face, sticking her tongue to the side of her cheek. She stuck it out and licked her lips.

Just then, he started to spray her with ketchup and mustard. He stood over her, looking down. He began to squeeze the condiments out all over her. She closed her eyes tightly as the ketchup was sprayed all over her face and the mustard all over her head and neck. She remarked that she felt like a hot dog. With that, the winner shoved a hot dog in her mouth. Someone shouted out Dicks. This was a reference to a store that Kay did commercials for, but it was also a reference to rumours surrounding Kay’s supposed affinity for oral delights. This added to the humiliation of the moment for Kay.

They then proceeded to empty a bucket of thick gravy over her head. Kay could do nothing but shake her head in disbelief at the proceedings. Everyone else was loving what they were witnessing. They all laughed and teased her. She actually was quite a good sport about the whole thing considering the level of embarrassment that she had undergone.

 

Jean Arthur fake mess

Jean Arthur fake mess

Rosie Perez Fiesty

 

Rosie Perez Fiesty

Rosie Perez was a very good actress. She was very feisty. She played a lot of roles in which she would get into arguments with different people including boyfriends, relatives, other women etc. In one such movie, her character was involved in a contentious relationship. She and her partner were shown to argue constantly and quite heatedly. It was shown that she would call him names, curse him out and shout at him. He was shown to argue back, but he did not use personal attacks towards her.

One day they were arguing. This was a day where they were throwing a big party. There was a large catering table filled with food laid out. Rosie’s character was berating her boyfriend because he bought the wrong kind of pies for the party. They were supposed to be pumpkin pies, but he had gotten chocolate cream pies instead. He tried to explain to her that the stores were out of pumpkin pies because the holidays were coming up, but she did not listen. She was shouting and yelling at him. He was shown trying to keep his composure. He tried not to lose his temper. Then she went too far and said something extremely personal and hurtful towards him. It was so out of line that she stepped back and paused for a moment. She sputtered and said that she did not really mean it. He was now very upset. He grabbed a bowl filled with potato salad. She asked what he was going to do. He smiled and then tipped the large bowl over her head, dislodging the sloppy mess with it all over her head. It stuck to her head and hair. Bits of it rained down on her, sticking all over her wavy hair on her clothing.

He then grabbed a salad bowl that was filled with salad that was covered in Caesar salad dressing. He held it over her head and then tipped it, causing it to rain down over her. The slimy salad and dressing stuck all over her face, hair and body. She looked around franticly.

He then took a large bowl of salsa and threw it at her, causing the salsa to splash all over her chest and body. He then dumped the chips over her as well. They stuck to the salsa that was already all over her.

He then looked down at the pies. “You don’t like these pies huh? You don’t like them? You want pies? You really want pies? You can have them.” He then took two of the pies and smashed them all over her. He took two more and did the same. He rubbed them around all over her. She was soon covered in chocolate pie filling, whipped cream and pie crust.

They looked at each other and then started to laugh. She then jumped up on him and they began kissing passionately. They were then shown stumbling into the bedroom. The scene ended with the door shutting behind them.

This was the theme of the movie. The couple argued, but it was in a passionate way that was also their way of flirting with one another.

Rachel Nichols fake mess 2

 Rachel Nichols fake mess 2

Kath from Afterlife

 

Kath from Afterlife

Kath from Afterlife was presented as a really annoying character that got on people’s nerves quite often. She had a voice that was meant to be very annoying as well. She also was portrayed as being very desperate. Eventually, there was an episode where she became even more annoying. Those around her could not stand it anymore and planned to get revenge upon her once and for all. The staff that she worked with at the newspaper wanted to come up with a plan that would embarrass her as much as they possibly could.

There was a holiday show coming up where the whole town would be there. There would be various acts, skits and games that would take place. Kath was dressed in one of her tight fitting skirt suits. She was trying to flirt and show off, but was still annoying to almost everyone she came in contact with her. She got up and started to do a terrible comedy routine based on her favourite comedians. It was greeted with silence and then yawns. It was clear that she was about to get the hook. People then started to boo and heckle. People started to yell at her saying that she was not funny.

Some of her colleagues from the paper then got up on stage and tried to “save” her act. Ricky Gervais’ character, who Kath was always at odds with was one of the first. He said,” No, that is not funny, but this most certainly is.” With that he pulled out a container of gravy. Kath looked down at it and then up at him. “No, no, you wouldn’t dare,” she told him. He smiled and turned to the crowd. They cheered for him to do it. Her eyes widened. He then reached over and began pouring the gravy right over her head. She made a funny, shocked face as gravy was dumped down over her head, face, glasses and neck. The audience cheered. Gravy dripped down Kath’s glasses, nose, chin and neck. She crossed her arms and glared.

He then took a shepherd’s pie and said, “If you liked that, you are going to love this.” He took the large, sloppy, gloppy shepherd’s pie and raised it over Kath’s head. She froze as he moved it closer and pushed it over into her face and then the top of her head. The thick pie smushed out and soon stuck all over Kath. Large peas and carrots rolled down her face and glasses. Bits of meat stuck to her collar and oozed down her shirt and over her body. Blobs of mashed potato stuck to her face and hair. A large blob of the mess dripped from her nose. Everyone was roaring with laughter at this point.

He then took out a container filled with spaghetti. He showed it to her. “You would not dump spaghetti on me?,” she said. “Oh, anything for a laugh,” he said. He then lifted the container and dumped the stodgy mess all over Kath. He pushed it down on the top of her head. Spaghetti stuck to her hair and glasses. Strands of it dangled and fell from her face. She rolled her eyes and made a disgusted face.

“See now, this is comedy,” he teased. He then took out some coleslaw. He made a silly face and took a bow as before beginning to dump the disgusting coleslaw over Kath’s head. Bits of the disgusting substance fell down over her and landed on her head, glasses and even on the mark on her neck. Mounds of it stuck to her shoulders. It smelled hideous. Kath scrunched up her face and blushed. She was embarrassed beyond belief.

The audience stood up and cheered. She was actually surprised. Kath was very pleased by this. She bowed and smiled. She actually looked a bit proud. It was not a total loss for her. She actually was voted as the best act by everyone at the end of the evening.

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone fake mess 1 and 2

 Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone fake mess 1 and 2

Serena Althschul the show must go on

 

Serena Althschul the show must go on

Serena Altschul worked on MTV News in the nineties. She spent a lot of time around rock stars and other celebrities. Though she was shy and conservative and a bit demure, she was still quite attractive to a lot of the male rock and rollers that she interacted with. She found herself at a lot of wild parties and celebrations.

There was a time that she found herself at a party that a band was throwing to celebrate their mega selling album going triple platinum. She was there to report on the event. She stood in front of the camera and reported the story as it was written. She never dreamed that the table full of pies behind her would come into play for her. The band was around the table. They were pretty drunk as well, having consumed lots of celebratory champagne and who knows what else. They all looked at Serena and her camera and then looked at each other, grinning manically.

They then each grabbed pies in both hands. They ran up to Serena as she was still speaking and broadcasting live and smashed pies all over her. They sandwiched her face, smushed on top of her head and were pushed into her chest. She screamed and crouched as they went back and tossed more pies at her. In the blink of an eye, she was covered in sloppy pies of all kinds. They then, all together, grabbed a massive sheet cake that had the band logo on it and ran towards her with it. They smashed the entire cake over into her, sending it all over the place.

Serena was not impressed, but tried to stay as professional as she could. They then began to spray her with bottles of the champagne along with any other liquid that they could find handy. They spray her with it. Her clothes became sheer and see through. It was very embarrassing.

Still, she stayed professional. She spoke into the camera to the audience. She said,” Well, anything can happen when you broadcast live, especially in the wild world of rock music. I guess this is all a part of the show and, you know what they say, the show must go on.” She shrugged her shoulders and laughed, somewhat uncomfortably.

Elizabeth Shue fake mess

 Elizabeth Shue fake mess