Emily and Elizabeth GH hot dogs

 

Emily and Elizabeth GH hot dogs

Emily Quartermaine and Elizabeth Webber were the best of friends. They were at a night club one evening in Port Charles. They had both just broken up with their partners and were looking to unwind and blow off some steam. They had a few cocktails and were having a bit of fun celebrating their new found freedom. They kept saying to each other that they didn’t need men to have a good time or to make them happy. In the club that night, they were having a number of cheeky games pitting guys against the ladies. Whoever won the most games would get free drinks for the rest of the night.

The MC asked for two pairs of friends. Two guys were selected. Elizabeth threw her hand u. “Hey, why not? It is just a bit of fun. We should be living it up.” The two teams came up on the stage. They both gave their names. The MC told them that they would be competing against each other. The game was pretty simple. One team member would stand on one end of the stage where two basketball nets were. The other would stand on the opposite side of the stage. This side had basketballs. The first team member would have to pass the balls behind their back to their partner who would then have to try and shoot the balls into the net. The winners would be the team who made the most baskets. They had 90 seconds. Having had a good amount to drink, the ladies’ equilibrium was a bit off. They kept throwing the balls in all directions. The guys were much steadier. Their passes were much more on target. They also managed to get some rebounds, making several shots. The other men and women in the club cheered them on. The ladies were shouting, laughing and slipping. It was pretty clear who the winners were going to be.

Finally, the buzzer rang. “Ladies, I have to say, that was the most pathetic effort I have ever seen,” the MC said. They shrugged their shoulders and laughed. “Everyone join me at the centre of the stage,” the MC said. “Well, I think it is pretty obvious who are winners are. Ladies, better luck next time. Congratulations to the boys. Now, we have a little surprise for everyone. As our guys are our winners, they have a decision to make. They can take a prize of free concert tickets or if they like, we can take the ladies and turn them into human hot dogs, what do you say?” The ladies screamed and begged for them to take the tickets. The guys, of course chose to mess the ladies.

Two human sized hot dog buns were brought out on stage. The ladies mouths were wide open as they pointed at them. Everyone else cheered and applauded. The ladies were made to sit in the buns side by side. They grimaced and held each other’s hands. It was then time for the guys to get to work.

They began by taking numerous bottles of ketchup and mustard and taking aim at the girls. The ladies closed their eyes and braced themselves. Everyone cheered as the ketchup and mustard began to be squeezed out all over the ladies. Each of the guys had a bottle in each hand as they took aim at the girls. They sprayed ketchup and mustard all over their faces and hair before moving the bottles around over their bodies, allowing the ketchup and mustard to flow everywhere up and down the ladies’ bodies. The two women looked at each other, pointed and laughed. They felt the mess down their back causing them to make a shocked look.

It was now time to add the relish. The guys were handed jars of pickled relish which they began to turn over and dispatch on the women’s heads. Each of the ladies sat with a pile of relish on their heads. Some more of it tumbled down their chests and legs. It was thick and gloppy, but also felt like a thousand little pieces all glopped into one. They would later say,” Well, I never thought that I would end up with relish on top of my head.” As the guys took out two more jars, the audience started to chant, “Relish, relish,” over and over again. The ladies could feel the relish piling on all around them.

The guys then dumped shredded onions on the women. Next to come was the sauerkraut. At first, they did not reveal what it was. They just held the jars up so the audience could see. The audience cheered. The ladies didn’t even realise what was being dumped all over them until they saw and smelled it. The guys also took handfuls of the sauerkraut and plopped them down onto the ladies. They also rubbed it around in their faces. They ladies stuck their tongues out and made disgusted faces. They now had sauerkraut all over them.

The MC then said,” Oh yes, did we forget to mention that these are actually going to be chilli dogs?” Everyone cheered. The ladies looked at each other. “Oh my God Em,” Elizabeth said to her friend. “Uh, chilli?,” Emily responded. The guys were then handed cheap cans of store bought chilli. They happily began to dump the thick slop all over the two women. The chilli spilled out from the cans and smushed all over the ladies. More of it piled on their heads and laps.

“Let’s hear it for the ladies,” the MC said. The two ladies stood up and took a bow before waving to everyone. A few moments later when the two messy and dishevelled ladies started to leave the club, still slathered in mess, the guys tried to chat them up. They ladies just told them no thank you and left.

Gas card commercial girl fake mess

 Gas card commercial girl fake mess

Sarah Silverman for realsies

 

Sarah Silverman for realsies

Sarah Silverman is a hilarious comedian and an awesome person. Right wingers don’t really like her, mainly because many of them don’t like strong women who think for themselves and have opinions. Sarah could be very, very naughty and had no qualms saying dirty things in her act and on shows. She secretly had the desire to get messy. The thought really turned her on. Sarah had been looking at a messy story site for some time. She had hoped that she would see a story about herself. Finally, there was one.

She felt a tinge of arousal when she saw her name. When she read the story, she became more and more aroused. She decided that she could not resist contacting the person who wrote the story. She contacted him saying,” Hi, it’s me Sarah. I really loved that story you wrote about me. It was so hot.” At first, the author was sceptical as to whether the message was genuine. Much to his surprise, he discovered that it was really Sarah Silverman. They then talked a bit more. Sarah eventually told him that she wished that it could happen for real. The author mentioned that he lived near Los Angeles where Sarah also lived. They realised that they could actually make it happen for real. They decided, why not. They both wanted it to happen, why shouldn’t they do it.

They made arrangements to meet. Sarah went to the store to get everything they would need. She had a blast going around the store finding and purchasing the items, knowing what they would be used for. The whole processed made her more and more aroused. Finally they met up. Sarah had everything ready to go. She slipped into the bathroom for a quick change. When she came out, she was wearing a black bra and black panties. Her hair was in a ponytail. She looked incredible. “I can’t believe that we are doing this for realises,” she said. As much as they wanted to do this, they were both actually quite nervous. Neither one of them had ever done anything like this, for realises as Sarah had put it.

They both got on the bed and sat. They had a bag full of food items to use. “Here we go,” Sarah said. She took the author’s hands in her hands and they took out some chocolate syrup. They opened the cap and turned it upside down. They began to squeeze some out down onto Sarah’s leg, down her knee and calf. She leaned back and closed her eyes. “Oh God,” she moaned in arousal as she felt the chocolate sauce all over her legs. They then put some more onto her stomach and chest and then over her head. The chocolate sauce felt incredible all over her body. She opened her legs and squeezed more out into her crotch. She used her fingers to rub her vagina. She was very, very aroused and getting very wet already.

They then took out some vanilla pudding. They thought that it would be fun to use their hands. It was a pretty large tub of pudding. They dipped their hands in and splattered some onto Sarah’s breasts and onto her head. It dripped everywhere. They then plopped some down into her lap and onto her thighs. She smiled and giggled as she felt the sloppy pudding all over her. It felt incredible. “This is the best,” Sarah said,” This is like the best feeling ever.” She wiggled her body around as both of them rubbed their hands around on her body. She then took her hand and plopped it down on the author’s head, getting some of the pudding on him as well. She laughed and stuck her tongue out.

They then took out some rice pudding. This time they took the whole tub and flipped it upside down above Sarah’s head. Mounds of the pudding fell out and plopped on top of her head and over her body. Some of it rolled down her back. The author took some of it and plopped it against Sarah’s rear end. She turned around and bent over.

They then took a container of cool whip and dumped it onto her back and onto her behind. She wiggled her backside a little as the cool whip smushed on her butt. They then took a jar of strawberry sundae topping and began to dump it out down her backside and over her back and legs. The rest they plopped onto her head. It was very thick and gloppy. They took their hands and gently rubbed it around on her body. She closed her eyes and moaned in pleasure. It was a very sexy feeling.

They then took out some chocolate peanut butter ice cream. They started to drop scoops of it onto Sarah. Sarah then smiled and said,” I have an idea. She then sat on the edge of the bed. She opened her legs and pulled her panties down a little. She then scooped some of the ice cream out onto her vagina. She could feel it all over her pussy lips. “Come on,” she said,” Have a taste of my sundae.” He got down and placed his face between her legs. He stuck his tongue out and began to lick the ice cream, tasting it. The warmth of her vagina and juices caused the ice cream to begin to melt. He licked and sucked more tasting it. As he got closer, he began to lick and suck on the folds of her vagina lips. She moaned and bit her lip as he ate the ice cream and ate out her vagina at the same time. She leaned back and orgasmed wildly. It was a sensation like she had never felt before in her life. The warmth of his tongue and mouth and the cold of the ice cream at the same time on her vagina was an incredible feeling.

Finally they took some chocolate pudding and wildly began to dump it out all over Sarah. She then grabbed the author and pulled him on top of her. They rolled around in the mess, getting it everywhere. They laughed and played happily. It was an experience or pleasure that exceeded all expectations.

Heather Dinich fake mess 3

 Heather Dinich fake mess 3

Jamie Lee Curtis Goo Pies

 Jamie Lee Curtis Goo Pies

There was a scene in the film True Lies that no one would ever forget. In that scene, Jamie Lee Curtis was forced to strip. Until that point, I had never seen Jamie Lee Cutis as sexually attractive, but this scene blew me and everyone else away. She looked phenomenal. She showed off a phenomenal body dancing in her underwear and really nothing else. I suppose that it was meant to be funny because it was so far out of character. Truth be told, this may have been the only scene that anyone would ever really remember from the film.

The original plan was to take things even further. This time, she continued her sexy dancing in just her bra and panties. She continued to slowly wiggle and shake her body. She was then instructed to pick up a large round container that sat on the bed. She was instructed to slowly tip it over herself. The bowl contained what appeared to be tartar sauce. The thick and sloppy condiment began to slowly roll its way out of the contained and down onto her shoulder. It poured down her body, oozing down her chest, down her stomach and onto her legs. She then moves it to the right, tipping some of it right over her head. She then moved it further to the right pouring the rest of it over her shoulder and down her body. The thick, cool white mess oozed its way all over her shapely curved body.

She then was told to take a second round container. This one containing Thousand Island dressing. She closed her eyes, licked her lips and held her breath as she slowly tipped the container out over her head. The orange glop plopped out over her head, down her face and finally onto her body. Her body shivered at the feeling of the touch of the dressing directly on her bare skin. It felt incredibly sensual. She felt a tinge between her legs. She was surprised that the feeling of the dressing aroused her down below. When the last of the dressing poured out, she put the bowl down and began running her hands through the dressing and all over her body. She started caressing her hips and then her thighs. She then rubbed between her legs with her fingers. She then leaned backwards on the bed, bending her knees and arching her back, backwards.

She then took another bowl that was filled with vanilla pudding and pushed it forward letting the pudding to slowly plop out down onto her body. She then thrust her hips as she poured more of the pudding out down onto her legs and onto her crotch. Some of it splattered out as she thrust her pelvis back and forth. The pudding slopped out onto her stomach and chest. It looked delectable on her incredibly shapely body. It looked like it would be delicious to lick off if not for the salad dressing and tartar sauce that were also all over her body at this point. She could feel her panties become warmer and wetter by the second. When she placed her fingers between her legs, she could feel warm stickiness that was not from the pudding.

She then rolled over onto knees and got into an all fours type of position. She took another container, this one filled with chocolate pudding and started to pour it over her shoulder. The pudding began to roll down her back and then finally all over her backside. She pushed her behind back and forth and wiggled it a bit as chocolate pudding plopped all over it. She could feel the pudding all over her behind and down the back of her legs. She then stuck her finger into the pudding that was now all over her rear end. She turned around and stuck the finger into her mouth, licking and sucking the pudding off sexily.

She then grabbed a nearby apple cream pie. She took it in her hands in front of her. She took a deep breath and planted the pie into her face. Bits of crust, cream and apple pie filling flew everywhere in an explosion of pie in her face. She let the tin drop and put her hands on her face. The pie crust crumbled everywhere over her hands. She then took her hands and rubbed them all over her stomach and down her hips. Her face hand pie filling, whipped cream and bits of pie crust stuck all over it.

She then took a cherry and pushed it into her body. She took handfuls of the cherry pie and rubbed them around on her chest, thighs and buttocks. She then began to roll around on the bed, dancing some more. She thrust her hips and wiggled her behind, now covered in mess.

Emily Kaplan fake mess 4

 Emily Kaplan fake mess 4

Mariah Carey you deserve it

 

Mariah Carey you deserve it

Mariah Carey may have been one of the most annoying people alive. She seemed to go out of her way to be annoying. She released an incredibly annoying Christmas song that was then replayed constantly every single year around the holiday season. She also was very conceited and thought an awful lot of herself. Her music ranging from decent to elevator music. Still, song after song she released went to number one. It seemed after a while that people weren’t really even listening to the music any more, but blindly buying her songs. She also believed that she was much more attractive than she actually was.

She was asked to appear on a New Year special. She had appeared on these before, often lip synching and/ or forgetting the words to her own songs. This time though she was on with a really irreverent host. She was brought out in her shorts. She was dressed in an outfit that really was not meant for someone of her age.

The host began to interview her. “What would you say your legacy in music would be?,” he asked. She did not realise that he was actually making fun of her. “Well, I think I am one of the greatest artists of all time.” “Really? Well, you are about the only one who thinks that. Actually, your music is annoying and middle of the road record company junk that only exists to make money from yuppies. Plus you have that awful Christmas song that everybody can’t stand that is played 10 thousand times as day every year. Who else feels that way?” Everyone there cheered. “Who thinks we should get revenge!” They all cheered even louder. “Mariah Carey you truly, truly deserve this.”

With that someone came from behind and dumped an enormous bucket of blue slime all over Mariah. She screamed and made a puckered face. It poured over her head and body. The host then slammed a banana cream pie right into her face. It landed with a thud. He pushed it around in her face exclaiming,” I have always wanted to do that. All I want for Christmas?”

Another person then tossed a bucket of spaghetti hoops all over the haughty singer. She started to shout and to threaten everyone like a spoiled brat. “I am going to sue everyone here!,” she shouted as another pie was slammed into her behind.

She was then lead to gunge tank and placed inside. She slammed her hands on the door. She pushed her face against it. Someone then pulled the lever and sloppy pink gak fell all over her. She slipped and slid around comically. Everyone cheered and laughed. It was very amusing to see this self-absorbed witch get what was coming to her. She was well known for talking down to people and thinking that she was above everyone else, so lots of people were thrilled to see this happen. It could not have happened to a more deserving person was the sentiment.

Leann Rimes fake mess

Leann Rimes fake mess