Messy Celebrity Polls: April 2019

Monday, 29 April 2019

Vicky Pattison fake gunge

This is a fake of Vicky Pattison getting gunged.

Sunday, 28 April 2019

Megan Barton-Hanson was quite upset with her ex-boyfriend and his dancing on ice partner. She thought that the two were too cosy and this contributed to the breakup of the relationship. The three made the dubious choice to go on Celebrity Juice to air their differences. Megan in particular wanted to make the other two look as bad as she could. It was really more of her jealousy that caused the issue rather than anything between the other two. The two had met on Love Island anyway, so the chances that the relationship would endure were slim to none to begin with.

Megan was put on the opposite team as the other two. It was said that there would be a special prize for whoever’s team ended up winning. Of course, the scoring on the show was extremely subjective at the best of times. Throughout the show, each side sent barbed comments and digs back and forth at one another. It was comedic, but a little bit nasty as well. Megan was much more vicious with her comments, intimating that her ex’s skating partner was a bit of slut and was the reason why their relationship broke up. It was said that the relationship was always about lust and that they were never really in love and that Megan was just jealous, petty and vindictive. Of course, all of this was grade school level stuff and they all looked quite silly, shallow and flighty as things progressed.

In the end, Keith Lemon pronounced that Megan’s team was the one who had lost. He said that the winners would get the prize. He directed everyone’s attention to the far side of the stage. A curtain was pulled, revealing a large gunge tank with Megan’s name on it. He announced that the as the winners, they would get to take a measure of revenge on Megan, by placing her in the gunge tank and pouring messy gunge all over her. Megan’s eyes widened in shock. She shook her hands in protest, saying that no over and over that she shouldn’t have to be the one to do this. Everyone cheered and she was lead reluctantly over to the gunge tank.

She protested that her outfit would get messed up. She was told that in that case, she could have the opportunity to remove any clothing that she chose. She rolled her eyes. She was wearing a black jumpsuit. It had a zipper down the front of it. She rolled her eyes as she pulled the zipper down and then stepped out of the jumpsuit. She was left with black shoes, a gold necklace and neon orange underwear. Her knickers covered about as much as a thong and her bra barely held in her massive heaving cleavage. Her body looked fantastic. She stepped in the gunge tank and took her seat.

Her tone changed now. She put her hands in front of her and begged them to be nice to her. Her ex and his skating partner came over and smiled as they watched her squirming in the tank. She was fidgeting and sweating. She smiled smugly as they looked at her. She then put her hands on her head as they both pulled down on the release cord at the side of the gunge tank.

She screamed loudly as the gunge fell down upon her from above. The gunge was smooth, thick and soft and the same colour of neon orange as her underwear was. It poured down her face and hair and then all over her sexy body. Gunge poured all over her enormous breasts and down her body. It poured down her back and stomach and then went all over her toned legs and behind. It continued to pour down all over her as her ex and his skating partner looked on and took great pleasure in watching this happen to her.

Her sexy body parts were soon coated in messy gunge. She threw her head back and laughed, shaking some of the gunge off of her hair. A close up was shown of the gunge going all over her thighs, down her knees and all over her calves. She stomped her feet as the gunge rolled all over her sexy body. It was the most embarrassing moment of her life.

Monday, 22 April 2019

Noels Saturday Road Show fakes

These are fakes of Noel's Saturday Road Show. They include Linda from Surrey. I think Linda actually wanted to get gunged, judging from her reactions and how she took the chance of possibly getting gunged. Also, Tanya from Belfast. She really should have gotten it.She has an incredible accent. Also gorgeous Debra from Sheffield.

Sunday, 21 April 2019

Zapp Live fakes

Here are some fakes I made of Zapp Live. These are some teachers who managed to escape clean. I would have loved to have seen them getting it. This was a great show. I love the set up and how it works.

Lauren Laverne short story

Lauren Laverne was invited to take part in a special quiz that involved questions about music. She thought of herself as somewhat of an expert, so she thought that this would be a great opportunity to show off. She was really looking forward to it. There was a slight caveat to the whole thing, however, she would be answering questions, but it would be against a clock. She also would be sat in a gunge tank. There would be multi-coloured gunge above her head. If she was unable to answer 10 questions in the time allotted, the gunge would be released from above her head. She had seen people such as Sara Cox and Fearne Cotton get covered in gunge in the past, but always took herself far too seriously to ever imagine herself in a similar situation. On this day, that was exactly where she found herself.

There she sat in a white and green floral blouse and a black skirt looking very nervous, giggling. She was a very intelligent person, with a lot of knowledge, o she was still very confident that she would win. On top of the time and the pressure, was the fact that the other people in the studio were going to be trying everything that they could to break her concentration. They would be making noise and doing silly thing to interrupt her train of thought. It was not as easy as it looked. Also, the producers took a lot of time picking very obscure and difficult questions for her to answer.

As the time started, the people began to shoot silly string around. They then dance and began to sing. They blew air horns and whistles. It was impossible for her to concentrate or to hear what was going on. There was chaos in the studio. She laughed and told them to shut up. She still was doing quite well at first, but the questions began to increase in difficulty as they went along. Before she knew it, the buzzer rang, denoting that the time was up.

She looked up as a tidal wave of pink gunge began to rain down all over. She laughed as the slimy mess poured down her blonde hair and down onto her face and shoulders. It splattered its way down her shirt and then onto her skirt and down her legs and heels. Gunge dipped from her face and body. She was soon covered in it, nearly from head to toe. She shouted that they could not do this to her, she was a respected journalist. Now she was a respected journalist who was dripping in gunge.

She ran her hands through her sloppy hair and smiled. She gave a wave and then two thumbs up. She could not believe that she was finally placed in a gunge tank like this. All of her colleagues sent her messages saying that it was about time and that she deserved it.