Sunday, 22 June 2025

Sarah Michelle Gellar 90’s special

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar 90’s special

There was going to be a very special tv special airing that was a tribute to the 90’s. All things 90’s television were going to be celebrated. It was a Nickelodeon special, but featured tv shows from various stations. One of the biggest stars on the show was to be Sarah Michelle Gellar who had starred in Buffy the vampire slayer. She was going to be one of the hosts of the show.


There was a segment in the show celebrating slime. “Back in the 90’s everyone wanted to get slimed. It was like an honour. People would watch Nickelodeon and see people getting slimed and wished it was them. Or was that just me? I may just be a little weird. Here is a package of the best of 90’s slime moments,” she said. A clip package then did play showcasing lots of slime moments from that era.


When the package ended Sarah Michelle was back again. “Slime was one thing that no one will ever forget about the 90’s. It is something we need more of today if you ask me.” She then looked up and smiled. At that moment an ocean of slime came pouring down upon her.

She closed her eyes as wave after wave of the famous green slime poured down over her head. It splashed everywhere. It rolled down her body. Her blonde hair was covered in green goop. It covered most of her face as well. Slime dropped from her nose and from her chin. She was completely speechless. She could do nothing but shake her head and chuckle. She wiped some of the slime from her eyes and looked into the camera.


“Well, I hope that was as good for you as it was for me,” she blurted out. “If you wanted to see slime, then you have gotten your wish tonight. I have been slimed that is for sure.

Ayesha Dharker fake mess 2

 Ayesha Dharker fake mess 2



Sunday, 8 June 2025

Chilli gets chilli

 

Chilli gets chilli

Chilli from TLC appeared with her bandmate T Boz on a television show where friends and family competed to see who would win and who would get messy. The two were going to compete in a game where someone would have to gargle and hum a tune at the same time. The two bandmates would then have to guess what the tune was.


The game did not go great as no one got any right for the first few rounds. It was proving very difficult. It would all come down to the last round. This time T Boz was able to buzz in and guess that the song was Waterfalls by TLC. This one was a bit obvious, but T Boz got it correct and was declared the winner. Chilli was, therefore, the loser.

That meant that her bandmate was going to get to mess her. She was going to get to pour a bucket of orange gunge over Chilli’s head. Chilli was made to sit down. She crossed her arms and pouted. She did not look very happy. T Boz on the other hand looked thrilled. She could not stop cackling. She clapped her hands. She was going to really enjoy every second of this. She was handed the bucket. Chilli looked back at her and begged her to please stop. She begged her not to do this. She then crossed her hands and closed her eyes.


T Boz then lifted the bucket and began to pour the orange gunge over Chilli. It poured down her hair and face and splashed all over her body. She wiggled a bit as orange mess rolled over her. She shook her head and frowned.


T Boz was then handed an enormous oversized pie that was filled with cream filling. She put her hand on Chilli’s shoulder and then reached back with the pie. She then thrust it forward. The force and the size of the pie nearly knocked Chilli from her seat. Her head and face were instantly covered in piles of thick cream. Globs stuck to her face.


Finally, Chilli would be treated to some chilli. It was thick with meat and beans. T Boz led the audience in a chant of “Chilli, chilli”. Chilli said, “Oh my goodness, you are not.” “Oh yes I am,” she replied. The crowd let out an audible gasp as T Boz dumped the chilli all over Chilli’s head. It was thick and gritty and stuck in her wavy black hair. The chilli was almost orange in colour. Blobs of it dripped down her face. She shook her head and closed her eyes as she was inundated in chilli. “She got chilli,” T Boz said in an exaggerated accent.

Claire Danes fake mess 4

 Claire Danes fake 4