Sunday, 25 May 2014

Kardashians a lesson in humility



Kardashians a lesson in humility

The Kardashians were asked to appear on a very special game show. The show culminated with a get your own back sort of scenario. The Jenners, the parents, were competing against their daughters. Kourtney, Khloe and Kim were a team together. The three were incredibly sexy high strung young women. Their parents had nominated them to appear on this show.  The girls did not know what awaited them on the show. They knew that they would be appearing on it, but had no clue what it would entail. They were going to be very shocked when they discovered what would actually be happening on the show.  The three young women were very shapely and incredibly curvaceous. They had beautiful dark hair and olive skin.

The three ladies were asked to wear bikinis on the show. They were quite used to this so did not really think anything of it. They loved the attention. Kim’s backside was well known the world over. There were a lot of people who would really enjoy seeing this, their partners included. Their parents had basically set them up for a messing on this occasion. The ladies were very vein and self -absorbed, getting covered in mess was something that they were not going to like very much. It was something that everyone else was going to enjoy very much though. These three were perfect targets for mess. They got themselves ready for the show using copious amounts of make up, self tan and hairspray. They entered the stage along with their parents. They were welcomed by the host as well as the applause of the audience. 

“Welcome to the show ladies. It is good to have you here. However, we have brought you here today for reasons that you are not yet aware of . You see, you parents have nominated you today. They contacted the show and said that you three were in desperate need of a gunging.” The girls looked at their parents who smiled coyly. “What? Not at all,” Kim said. “Well, they stated that you three are vein, self-absorbed and selfish. That you go on and on for hours about yourselves. That you whine and complain constantly and deserve to be brought down to earth.” Kim gave a  little knowing smile, as if she knew that this was the case, but could not admit it. “That doesn’t sound like us all,” she replied, half serious, half joking. “I think many of us have seen your television shows. Those who haven’t let’s have a look,” the host said. The host drew everyone’s attention to the big screen. On it were the typical highlights of the girls on television. It demonstrated what their parents had accused them of. When the clip package ended. Kim looked sheepish. “No comment,” she replied.

“How about we let the audience decide. If they agree with your parents then you will be punished. If they don’t then your parents will be the ones getting punished.” The girls had to agree. This was their only hope now, because they knew that they had been caught red handed. “Ok Then audience, who thinks that the girls are right? Let’s hear it for them.” There were a few claps and cheers, but it was nearly dead silent. “Oh dear. Who thinks the parents are right.” The audience erupted in a chorus of loud cheers. “Well, I think that the results were pretty clear there, what do you think?,” the host said. “Ugh, yeah, I guess so,” Kim responded. “So, ladies you have lost the vote. That means that your parents are going to get to mess you up good and proper.” The ladies looked at each other. The Jenners laughed and pointed at the girls. “Sorry, girls, but you really deserve this,” they said. “Tune in after the break to see the Jenners get their own back on these three lovely young ladies,” the host said, sending the show to a commercial break.

When the show returned, the three bikini clad ladies were sat on perched seats that dangled above a huge pool of sloppy gunge. It was quite deep.  It did not just have gunge in it either, there was other substances added to it that could be seen throughout, floating on the top for example. Examples were beans and pasta. The Jenners were stood by a device with three levers attached. The levers clearly operated the seats that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe were sat on. It was a bit of a struggle to get situated on them because of the massive size of the girl’s derrieres. Kim’s behind threatened to engulf the seat entirely. For the girls’ parts, they looked incredibly uncomfortable. They did not look like they were looking forward to this. They looked down and winced, dreading what they might land in. The gunge bath was plenty big enough to hold all three of them at the same time. They knew that they were going in. The Jenners were relishing this. They enjoyed every second as the girls squirmed in their seats.

“So, the Kardashian girls have lost the vote. Their parents now get the chance to dunk them into the gunge bath. The gunge is looking particularly nasty today.” The ladies wondered what their ultra cool Hollywood jet set friends were going to think about this. There would be no way to look cool covered in gunge, that was for sure. They prayed that no one would see this. They knew that would be highly unlikely, however. “Sorry, girls, but we are going to enjoy every minute of this. You really do deserve it,” their mother said. Kim shook her head. The other two looked pretty annoyed. They were used to expensive clothes and jewellery. They would spend hundreds at the hair salon and for other beauty treatments. They were entirely consumed in their appearance, now they would be covered completely in sloppy mess. This was not something they would be enjoying.

“Well, this is the moment that we have all been waiting for. The Jenners have probably wanted to do this for many years. Now it is a reality. Ok guys, when you are ready, those levers control the seats that the girls are precariously perched on. When you pull them, the seats will pull away and the girls will be sent down into the gunge dunk. Here we go,” the host said. The girls looked over. They clenched their fists jokingly. The Jenners waved at them. Each of them then pulled down one of the levers as hard as they could.

Khloe and Kourtney’s seats fell away. Almost at the same time, the girls fell from the air and landed comically in the pool of gunge. The force of the impact of displaced a decent amount of the gunge and it flew out of the pool, splattering everywhere. Kourtney fell flat on her face, being totally emerged in the gunge. She disappeared for a minute before finally emerging, covered in mess, coughing and sputtering. Khloe landed on her backside.  And then slipped backwards, falling into the gunge. It was up to her neck. Her hair was soaked.  The two scrambled over one another, trying to sit up and get their bearings. 

Before they could do anything though, the third lever was pulled and Kim was sent downwards with them. She fell between them.  Her body fell all over the place. She let out a loud audible squeal as she fell through the air and landed in the sloppy gunge. She fell under the gunge. Her face and hair totally covered. It was not the sort of gunge usually in these type of set ups. It was not like coloured water or highly viscous. It was thick and sloppy.  It was the consistency of custard or pudding. The three sisters struggled to sit up. They stumbled and cuddled in the mess. They were not the smallest of women and the pool was not that big, so they were quite close together. Their messy bodies slightly intertwined. The Jenners roared with laughter as the three sisters struggled in the muck.

They then pulled a fourth lever. This one controlled at large vat that was suspended over the pool. When the pulled the lever, the vat tipped, sending the gunge with it raining down onto the pool and the three women inside of it. The pouring gunge managed to cover any semblance of a clean spot left anywhere on the lady’s bodies. It raised the gunge level in the pool as well. It poured for what seemed like ages before stopping. The Jenners laughed and clapped. Looking on gleefully, enjoying every second of what they had just done to the three Kardashian sisters. The three sat in the pool just like they were taking a bath together, but a bath of mess. Their luscious, curvaceous bodies now covered from head to toe in slop.

Eventually, the girls were allowed to stand up and were helped out of the gunge pool. The camera continued to roll, getting amazing shots of the three women clad only in tiny bikinis, dripping with mess. Their legs, breasts, behinds and stomachs covered in inches of sloppy gunge. They never looked better. It really did suit them. They held hands as they helped each other out of the pool. They held close to one another so they would not slip or fall. It was very slippery and they were covered in slippery, sloppy gunge. 

The three were walked to the showers, where they were allowed to clean up together. They scrubbed the sloppy gunge from their sexy, shapely bodies. It felt amazing as the warm water, washed the sloppy gunge from their bodies. They scrubbed and washed one another in the warm, soapy water.
When the show went out on air facebook and twitter went wild for the girls with people commenting on seeing them gunged. Their snooty high class friends were less than impressed, but then, they were shallow, self-absorbed, looks focused and money centred as well. Hopefully, the girls had learned a lesson in humility.

Thursday, 22 May 2014

Selena Gomez meets Holly



Selena Gomez meets Holly

Holly Willoughby was hosting one of the many talk shows that she hosted. This one aired on Saturday nights. It was the normal format that everyone was used to. It was similar to the Jonathan Ross or Graham Norton shows. She interviewed many top celebrity guests.  This week, one of her guests was Selena Gomez. The interview started as normal, with the usually shameless shilling of Selena’s latest project. They then settled into more small talk about Selena’s career.

“Of course, we have a lot in common, because like yourself, I used to do a ton of work on children’s television,” Holly explained. “The thing with me, was half the time I would end up totally messy at some point in the series. It seemed to happen to me fairly regularly.” “Oh my gosh, I am so jealous. I have always wanted something like that to happen to me,” Selena explained,” Expect, I was never allowed. People involved in the shows and with my career felt like it would be bad for my image or something, so they never allowed it to happen. I would definitely be up for it though.” “Well, you never know what may lay in the future,” Holly said. The interview continued, but this part of the interview stayed in Holly’s head. 

After the show was finished Holly went to Selena’s dressing room. She thanked her for being on the show. She then asked if they could have a word in private. She was a little bit nervous. “Um, Selena, you know how you mentioned about the mess and wanting to experience it earlier,” Holly started. “Oh yeah, I would love it to really happen. I have imagined it for a long time,” she said, genuinely. “Well, if you would like, we could make it happen. I have some stuff back at my flat and it could be a lot of fun.” “Really? That would be amazing. I would be really grateful.” “Ok, then here is my address,” she said handing her a crumpled piece of paper,” Just have your driver take you there when you are ready. I will go over and set everything up. See you in a bit.”

Selena genuinely wanted this to happen. She headed over in the car as soon as she was ready. She knocked on Holly’s door and she was welcomed in. “I am so glad you came. Come on in. Make yourself at home,” Holly said, smiling warmly. Selena came in. She put her bag down and took her coat off. Holly offered her a drink. She accepted, both having a glass of wine. “I set it all up in the bedroom. I hope you don’t mind,” Holly said. “Oh that is perfect,” Selena said. Holly escorted her to the bedroom. In it were containers of various messy items. There was plastic laid out on the floor and on parts of Holly’s bed. The lights were low and everything seemed to have a pink shimmer about it. “Wow, this is lovely. You definitely made an effort. I can’t wait to get messy,” Selena said.

“Oh wait though, I don’t want to get this dress dirty. It is very expensive. It is not even mine. I only have it on loan from the designer,” she explained. She thought about it. “I will just have to take it off,” she said. “I hope you don’t mind, Holly.” Holly laughed. “Don’t worry, that is even better.” Selena slid her red dress down her tanned body to her ankles. She stepped out of it and then tossed it aside, out of the room. She was not wearing anything underneath.  “Can’t wear underwear with that dress, it would spoil the line and the look of it,” she explained. Holly now had a naked Selena Gomez in her flat ready to get messy. This was going to be a lot of fun.

The two ladies smiled at each other. “Maybe I should take my clothes off as well. Wouldn’t want them to get ruined,” Holly said. Holly smiled and pulled down her dress. She then quickly dropped her panties. “There we go,” she said with a smile. Selena hopped up on the bed, looking around the room. “Don’t be nervous,” Holly said,” This is going to be very enjoyable.” She smiled, grabbed the first container and sexily made her way over to the bed. She had a way of making everyone feel at ease around her.

Selena laid on her back. She had never experienced anything like this before in her life. Holly got onto the bed, onto her knees. She was carrying a container of custard with the top cut off. “Ok, Selena, what I have here is some custard. I know you don’t have much of it in the states, but it is one of the best basic messy substances that I can think of. Are you ready?,” she asked. “Yes, I am ready to go,” she replied. She took a deep breath and closed her eyes. Holly placed the container over Selena’s tummy. She then gently tipped it over her stomach. The custard fell from the container straight onto Selena’s smooth bare body. She bit her lip and gave a satisfied moan as she felt the cool touch of custard on her for the very first time. It was a decidedly sexual sensation. Holly moved it up and down her body. She poured some up her breasts and down onto her totally bald vagina, then around her hips and down her legs.  Selena’s legs wobbled and wiggled a little as the custard poured and dripped down on them. Holly then moved the carton up over Selena’s neck and then cover her face and her dark hair. She then repeated the procedure again with special chocolate custard. Mixing the yellowy colour with the brown. She moved the carton back and forth, covering Selena in layers of the delicious custard.

When it was empty, Holly tossed the carton aside. She then placed her hands onto Selena’s breasts. She straddled her and placed one palm on each of her breasts. She rubbed and massaged the two toned custard into Selena’s oversized breasts. Selena’s nipples now becoming hardened. Holly then pushed her hands down Selena’s stomach and along her waist, sensually massaging the mess all over her luscious naked body. She then placed one hand between her legs. She took two fingers and placed them along the outside of Selena’s vagina. She then rubbed and fingered all along the outside of Selena’s now mess vagina. She caressed her pussy lips causing Selena to purr in ecstasy. She began to get more and more damp between her legs as Holly massaged her.

Holly then took a jar shaped like a bear full of honey out with a squeeze lid. She turned it upside down, aiming the nozzle onto Selena’s stomach. She then squeezed. The sticky, sloppy, viscous substance poured from its bottle as slowly as one might expect. It oozed down Selena’s tummy and down onto her crotch. She could feel it trickling all the way down over her sexy womanhood. She bent her knees and opened her legs a bit, allowing the honey to make its way sweetly down over every fold of her fetching woman parts. Holly moved the bottle up and down, dousing her new friend’s genitals in sloppy honey. She then tossed it aside when she was finished.

She then lent Selena a hand, helping her up onto all fours on the bed. She then grabbed a sloppy melting chocolate cheese cake. She took it in one hand and then took aim at Miss Gomez’ juicy posterior. Holly reached back and then drove the cheesecake as hard as she could into Selena’s awaiting backside. Selena jumped a bit when she felt the impact of the cheesecake colliding with her backside. Holly pushed it in. She squashed it against her rear end as hard as she could, causing the cheesecake to crumble into a million pieces. Most of which stuck to her rear end. Holly then took a black forest gateau in her other hand and drove it into Selena’s face as hard as she could. Loads of it squished out the sides, exploding around Selena’s hair and neck. When Holly let go, it revealed that Selena’s face was a mask of white cream, red cherries and brown chocolate cake. Selena put her hands on either side of her face. She gave a sexy laugh and licked her lips.

Selena then returned to her original position, lying on her back. Holly now grabbed a tub of Neapolitan ice cream in one hand and an ice cream scoop in the other. She began to wildly scoop out scoops of the ice cold vanilla chocolate and strawberry ice cream. She began to place them all over Selena’s body. She put one on each breast, on the nipples, one on her crotch, one on each knee, a few down each leg, two on her stomach and one over each eye. Selena moaned and gasped as she felt the touch of the freezing cold ice cream against her naked body. The ice cream began to melt down her body, leaving pink, white and brown trails of melted ice cream everywhere as they went along. 

Holly then grabbed a massive bucket of rice pudding. She stood up over Selena. She aimed it onto her head at first. Selena closed her eyes as the rice pudding instantly enveloped her whole face. Holly then moved it down her body, slowly pouring the thick rice filled mess all the way as she went, covering Selena’s body almost entirely. Selena moved her legs in and out as Holly aimed the last bits of the sloppy rice pudding directly onto Miss Gomez’s private parts.  She continued moving her legs, splattering the mess all over the place. Finally the bucket was completely empty.

Selena sat up. She placed her hand between her legs and massaged her own messy pussy the way that Holly had. She moved her hand around, rubbing the collected mess all around on her now sloppy vagina. She bit her lip and smiled. She looked over at Holly. Holly was grinning from ear to ear.  Selena rolled around in the slop that now covered the bed almost completely. This was definitely something that Selena would consider trying again. She was so hot. She was so wet. She was so glad that she came.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Ashley Tisdale wish fullfilling



Ashley Tisdale wish fullfilling

Ashley Tisdale does a lot of good work for charities including one that was dedicated to making the wishes of those who were ill come true. She enjoyed making the wishes of sick people come true. There was no better feeling. One day, she was approached by the foundation with a request. It seemed that there was a whole group of ill children whose fondest wish was to see Ashley get messed. It was not what she would have ever chosen to do, but it seemed quite a small thing to do to make them happy, so she was more than willing to do it. It would be embarrassing, but she would do it for them. It was not a big deal to her, at the end of the day.

She showed up on the day wearing a white t shirt with the logo of the charity on it and some cut off jean shorts.  The event was held outside in the garden area of the hospital. All of the patients, staff and family members of the patients were on hand. A tank was set up in the centre of the garden. The organisers started the proceedings off. “Well, we all know why we are here today. We are here to see Ashley Tisdale get messy.” Everyone cheered. “Who wants to see her get messy?” The crowd cheered their approval.  “Let’s have a big round of applause for Ashley. She is doing this out of the goodness of her heart. She is really a good sport for doing this.” They applauded her as she entered.
“Thank you so much for donating your time and allowing this to happen,” the organiser said. 

“Anything I can do to help. I am so happy to be here. I am willing to take the mess if that is what everyone wants,” she said. “ That’s right Ashley is going to get messy, just for all of you. We have this lovely tank set up, just for you. Isn’t it lovely?” “Oh yes, it looks elegant. Fit for a queen,” she joked. She walked over and had a look. She opened the door and then climbed in, taking her place in the hot seat.

The tank was filled with multiple layers of messy gunge. There was green, pink, orange and purple. Ashley looked up. She feigned a worried look, pointing upwards. The children then were all lead over to the lever that controlled the release of the gunge. Ashley smiled and waved at them. They waved back. “Ok guys, I know that you have always wanted to do this. This will be like a dream come true for you. So, when you are ready, I want you to pull that lever and release that gunge. Let Ashley have it good and proper.” “Yeah, guys, don’t worry, nail me good. Just let me have it,” she said. She put her hands at the sides of her head with her thumbs near her ears and stuck her tongue out making a funny face using her hands. She laughed and teased.

“Ok guys, when you are ready, let’s count it down.” Everyone began counting down,” Three, two, one.” The children then, together pulled down the lever with great glee and satisfaction. Everyone cheered as they pulled the lever down, releasing the gunge down onto Ashley. It poured instantly in streaks down the front of her face. She closed her eyes as gunge poured down each of her eyes, down either side of her face. It then cupped the sides of her face and poured onto the top of her head. She opened her mouth making an exaggerated,” ahhh!” noise. She was a quite witty person and was trying to make everyone laugh. The gunge began to pick up its pace. It poured down over her blonde hair. Ashley put her hands through her hair to remove some of the gunge, but this just cleared a path for it to cover her face more. She chuckled as the gunge poured over her. The different colours coming one after the other.

She began to pose in the gunge. She pulled her to one side with her hands, like a model and pouted her lips as if she were posing for a fashion shoot. She then closed her eyes as the gunge completely covered her face. It cascaded down her face. It poured in layers, one on top of another. It poured down on her body, covering the front of her shirt, her breasts and then splattering down onto her legs, dripping down her calves to her ankles. She could feel the cool sloppy gunge dripping everywhere, all over her body. It seemed to pour for ages. She was soon covered in a rainbow of various colours of gunge. She looked like she was covered in stripes. Her hair was soaked. Everyone in attendance were absolutely roaring with laughter. Ashley put her hand on her hip and posed in the gunge as it started to ease up. She waived and blew kisses, comically. She knew how much enjoyment people were getting out of this. 

The organiser then came up to Ashley.  “Miss Tisdale, how was that? It sure looks messy.” “Yeah, you could day that. It was great. No, honestly, I am just glad to put smiles on everyone’s faces. It is a privilege. It really is.” “Now, Ashley, would you be up for more?,” he asked. “Let me think about that,” she paused,” Yeah of course, that is what I am here for.” “Well, how about some nice pies? How does that sound?,” he asked. “That sound fabulous,” Ashley said with a laugh. 

Ashley then was lead out of the tank. She had to crouch down, almost on her knees with her hands behind her back. All of the kids were given a pie a piece. They formed a line that lead to Ashley. They each were going to get to have their turn to pie her. They began to approach their target. She smiled and closed her eyes as each one came forward and stood beside her, posing for photos before taking their turn to push their creamy pies into her face. She kept her hands behind her back as each one smashed their pies into her face. Twisting them around. She laughed, wiggled her face and stuck her tongue out. She made funny faces, but made no attempt to clear any of the pie off of her face. The pies hit with varying degrees of force. Some of them were quite weak, so were quite strong. Ashley just laughed and kept to her place as she was plastered with pie after pie, one after another after another. Each of them relishing the opportunity to do this to her.

When the final pie hit her in the face, the pie plate stuck in place. She shook her head, causing it to fall off to the ground. She then stuck her tongue out and made a funny face, giggling. It was a moment that no one would ever forget. The feeling of joy and pleasure when smashing a pie into her face was something that was priceless. She licked her lips and finally cleared some of the pie off of her face. She stood up and stretched her legs. She bowed, as everyone applauded her. Bits of creamy pie fell from her face.

“Let’s have a big round of applause for Ashley. She really took it on the chin for everyone. She really took it well,” the organiser said. She smiled and bowed. “I am just so happy that everyone enjoyed themselves, even if it was at my expense. I hope everyone had fun.” Everyone really did appreciate a hollywood star allowing themselves to be put in such an embarrassing position. Ashley stuck around for awhile, speaking with everyone and shaking hands, still covered in mess, before retiring to the doctor’s changing room to get cleaned up.