Khrystyne Haje Head of the Class

 

Khrystyne Haje Head of the Class

Khrystyne Haje played Simone on Head of the Class. She was another actress that I had a bit of a crush on growing up in the late eighties and early nineties. She had gorgeous red hair and was sweet, quiet and quite shy on the show. She also seemed like an extremely cool person in real life. She was someone that many had a crush on. She was a bit dorky and bohemian as well. She was a bit of a hippy.

Khrystyne was very surprised when she found herself being selected to appear in something called the slime shower. It was a similar concept to the question slime set up on Saturday Morning Mash up. On Head of the Class, the students sometimes took part in intellectual competitions with honours students from other schools. This was another eighties show where it was meant to be set in a high school, but all of the so called students were pushing 35 at the time. The setup for this scenario was that it was to see if Khrystyne was as brainy as the character as she played on the show. She was sat on a sort of swing, but inside a sort of gunge tank. There was sloppy green and orange gunge above her. There was means for it to be released as well as means for her to be lowered into a small barrel of gunge below her. It was clear though, so it could be seen through. She would have to answer three of five questions correctly to avoid the slime shower. She thought that the idea was a lot of fun and quite funny. She had a very good sense of humour and was extremely sweet and easy going in general.

She told everyone who she was and said that she was happy to be there, but was a bit nervous considering the risk that she was taking. She looked as adorable as she always did. “Please be gentle with me,” she said, giggling. The questions then began. Though she was very intelligent, she was not the super brain that the characters on Head of the Class were. The questions that were asked were ridiculously, almost comically difficult. Almost no one on the planet could have answered all of them correctly. She could only make guesses, but it was obvious that the whole idea was that the questions would be far too difficult for anyone to be able to answer, making the messing inevitable. She laughed and shook her head the whole way through. She would say,” That’s impossible. How am I supposed to know that?” On the third question, she just made a disbelieving face and said,” I don’t know,” shrugging her shoulders. The host responded saying that her answer was, obviously, incorrect. He said that she had managed to get all of the questions wrong. He told her that she knew what that meant.” She sighed and shrugged her shoulders.

“I think it’s that time,” he said. He was an over the top television comedy type gameshow host. He had a smug smile and huge white teeth. Khrystyne wrapped her armed around her body and scrunched herself up as best she could. A plunger sound was made as a large tidal wave of green and orange slime poured down upon her, splashing in all directions. It doused her red hair and stuck all over her knitted cardigan as well as the rest of her body. She giggled and scrunched her body up as best as she could.

The swing then plunged her down into the tank below and then hoisted her out again. It bounced like this several times, coated her up to her neck in more sloppy slime. The swing bounced up and down as more gunge poured on her from above. She was now completely covered in sloppy green and orange gunge. The gunge went beautifully with her orange hair. Her clothing was not meant to take a gunging. Her cardigan and skirt were made from very thick material and became very heavy when they were soaked in slime.

She could not stop herself from giggling. When the slime stopped, she shook her head, waved and laughed. She sighed and took a deep breath. She had taken the messing quite well, considering.