Shakira and J. Lo Super Bowl

 

Shakira and J. Lo Super Bowl

Shakira and Jennifer Lopez were selected to appear at the half time show of the Super Bowl. They vowed to put on a performance that no one would ever forget. They would do just that. They were both known for shaking their shapely posteriors and wiggling their hips. They wore matching sexy outfits on the stage. The performance was going to be topped off in a way that was going to surprise everyone. The whole halftime show was kind of a Latin American theme. There was going to be a special ending involving Latin American food in a very interesting way.

The two did their performance, a medley of some of their greatest hits over the years. Each had been around for a long time and had a long list of hit songs. The crowd was loving their performance. It was already one of the better half time shows in recent memory. To be fair, quite a few of them left something to be desired, to put it mildly.

At the end of the performance they shouted that they were going to give a tribute to Latin American food. They started to sing a version of Shakira’s song Wherever, Whenever with modified lyrics referencing Latin American food items. The two gyrated their hips and wiggled their behinds together. As they sang, the set began to change. Two massive bowls of sour cream were brought out centre stage. They each climbed into one of the bowls and began to dance in the sour cream. They began to massage the sour cream all over themselves. They were positioned close to one another, so they were able to reach each other. They began to rub sour cream all over one another’s bodies.

They then began to sing about salsa. They sang about the dance the salsa as well. As they did this, chunky salsa began to pour down on them from above. It rained down upon them in chunks, falling all over their hair, faces and bodies. They smiled and laughed as it poured all over them. They rubbed one another’s breasts and bare stomachs in the sloppy salsa.

They were then each handed bowls of chunky green guacamole. They smiled and then tipped the bowls over one another’s heads. They stuck the bowls on top of one another’s heads as the guacamole fell all over them. They then smeared some of the guacamole on one another’s lovely backsides.

Next to come was queso, nacho cheese. It was thick and orange. It began to pour all over them as they wiggled their bodies suggestively. The sloppy orange cheese could be seen flowing all over the curves and muscles of their sexy bodies. It completely covered them as they thrust their hips. The crowd was loving this.

At this point, shredded lettuce, rice and chopped tomatoes began to fall all over them. This was followed by crushed tortilla chips. All of this stuck all over their mess covered bodies. They were then pelted with all manner of beans ranging from red beans to black beans. They were also pelted with mashed refried beans.

They then grabbed each other and both fell over in the sour cream. They twirled about in the mess, laughing and smiling. The thick sloppy food mess was all over their incredible, curvaceous bodies. It stuck to their thick thighs and behinds.

There was no doubt that this was the best half time show that anyone had ever seen.